I realise that the headline "MI6 Agents Moustache Peels Off Slightly During TV Interview" wouldn't be as sensational, but, as the story clearly states, the 'tache was starting to come away but didn't actually take flight as I expected it to have done from the headline. El Reg - resist the tabloid urge, please!

Paris, because she'd never embarrass herself with bodily hair slippage.

the nose and glasses stayed on.......

I never realised Monty Python's was actually a documentary.

His eyes popping out on the end of springs, not to mention the fake nose?

at slug-balancing then?

I trust the bright orange clown wig stayed firmly attached.

Oh, and IT ?

There's something very endearingly English about this. Presumably the spy has it written into his contract that he can never grow a natural moustache, and that he can never use a moustache as a disguise when travelling abroad. Does he have Groucho Marx glasses as well?

I imagine a Bond plot in which Bond, immediately after performing a heroic act of cunnilingus, delivers the immortal line "I'm sorry dear, I seem to have lost my moustache in your muff. Let me retrieve it immediately".

it's all in hand, never fear, our heroic spies are simply giving the impression or incompetence so that nobody will ever expect them to be the world's best....

Actually, due to ever increasing budget cuts it's just as likely that they had to use water and flour as they couldn't afford any real glue.

Expect this to be the "hot look" of 2009.

Of course, the real trick is - he actually *does* have a mustache.

Yep, these guys are just that good. Scared yet?

So MI6 has actually employed Rowan Atkinson? Obviously, they didn't see the movie...

Why wasn't the Beeb using LEDs instead of those old-fangled arc-light thingies?

Gone tomorrow!