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US boffins develop self cleaning gecko-foot glue

Anonymous Coward

Where's David Icke when you need him? 

Coat

Clearly the rise (no fall) of the lizard army.

Mine's the one stuck to the ceiling...

Rosco

Important use of gecko-tech ... 

Goalie gloves

Anonymous Coward

It has to be said 

Happy

I, for one, welcome our squamatan feminine dominatrixes.

Snot Nice

tsk tsk 

Dead Vulture

Geckos do not gambol! They scurry.

Oh dear, maybe someone was fantasising about cute little lambs....

Mike Richards

All this to replace a PostIt note? 

They seem to stick to most things, so can't we just cover our latest robo-deathreapers with little pieces of yellow paper?

J Swoffer

Zetribe 

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Perhaps there is a difference in the Casimir forces acting on male and female Gekko feet that with further analysis could provide a quantitative measure on the supposed 'Glass Ceiling Affect' that only appears to affect females. This could be a boon to architects who need to precisley define how high a glass ceiling should be.

Jesse

RE: Where's David Icke when you need him? 

Coat

I'm sure there is plenty of D.Icke to go around.

Anonymous Coward

Duh 

Why can't we just ask Spiderman how he does it?