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Paul

I assume it will have to begin with K so I would guess...

Kinky Koala

Marvin the Martian

I don't know 9.10's name 

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But 26 versions from now will be Hungry Hippo. Because Cheers is out of fashion (else it'd be Hungry Heifer).

Andy Miller

Alphabetic Alliteration 

Gutsy Gibbon, Hardy Heron, Jaunty Jackalope; can I see a pattern?

Could be Kinky Kangaroo next. The big question is what follows Zonked Zebra?

Dom

Something beginning with K, of course. 

Kunning Kudu?

Anonymous Coward

Ubuntu 9.10 

Happy

Like duh! It is obvious. Kool Koala!

Alastair Smith

Alphabetical 

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So clearly the release following Jaunty Jackalope will be Kinky Kingfisher.

Jerome

A is for Apple... 

Linux

Either Mr. Mellor has a little trouble with his alphabet, or he's not quite grokked the Ubuntu naming scheme yet. The 9.10 release is rather more likely to be Killer Kingfisher or Kickass Kestrel than anything to do with a pheasant or a groundhog. Personally, I'm looking forward to hacking Zetetic Zebra onto my 5G iPhone so I can play Duke Nukem Forever on it.

Anonymous Coward

9.10 name... 

Linux

One thing's for sure - it'll be based on the letter K.

Killer Kangaroo's probably too obvious.

Robert Dorrian

Next Creature 

Joke

It will begin will begin with a K.

Killer Koala?

Kind kangaroo?

Konfuzzled Kat?

:p

Anonymous Coward

Keen Kingfisher? 

Kinky Klingon? Knowledgeable Kite?

There aren't many good combinations of adjectives and animals for K - but then J looks to have been a tricky one.

As always, better driver support would be nice for the new version.

Didier Trosset

Names for 9.10 will start with K! 

Following Ubuntu rules, the names for version 9.10 will begin with K. Not english native, I only could think of koala or kitty for the animal name (NZ kiwi bird maybe?). But plenty of good stuff with them: Killer Kitty, Kooky Koala, Knobby Koala, Kinky Kitty, Karateka Koala, Kingsize Koala. Pick yours ...

Jonathan Brazil

Ubuntu 9.10 

Linux

Given the obvious pleasure derived from the woeful use of gratuitous alliteration in Ubuntu releases, surely it would be apt if 9.10 was to be called the "Choking Chicken".

Christos Georgiou

Re: Alphabetic Alliteration 

Coat

// The big question is what follows Zonked Zebra?

Spreadsheet column notation:

Aahing Aardvark.

Tom

Nubnutsu 9.10 

Linux

I'd like to see it called the "Kinky Kinkajou", isn't it.

Steve Mansfield

First sighting 

> Shuttleworth raises the prospect of Ubuntu becoming a much stronger competitor to Windows and Mac OS in 2009, with several million consumer devices, from netbook to desktop PC running it.

Is he therefore the winner in the annual race to be the first to say '[CurrentYear+1] will be the year of desktop linux'?

frymaster

I predict... 

Kooky Koala

Francis Fish

Todally arf tahpic 

Happy

I recommend the Jackalope short, which I think is on one of the Shrek DVD's.

Bound, bound, bound and rebound.

Ah yes.

Alex Cooper

Name 

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My vote goes to Kung-Fu Kitten :)

Matt Bradley

Krusty Klown 

Dead Vulture

^^^

Or maybe "Krappy Kookaburra"

I really wish they'd stop with this stupid naming scheme.

I guess that it'll be followed by "Lesbian Lemming" or something...

zebthecat

for insectivores 

kosher katydid

Jamie

Ubuntu 9.10 

Linux

I nominate the name Busty Beaver for 9.10.

It has a nice catchy name and it will also help appeal to all the geeks out there who want girlfriends but are afraid of girls.

Before anyone jumps on it 9.11 or 10.0 will be called Lusty Lynx. Then they could use Paris as an icon for the menu button.

Harry Sheppard

+1 for Kickass Kestrel 

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No real comment, just as title :-D

Anonymous Coward

You heard it here first. 

It's going to be Keen Koala. I guarantee it.

Narlaquin

15.10 was inspired by Linus 

Linux

That should be the W*nking Walrus release that Mr Torvalds alluded to when describing Diggers. I assume it's Winking.

Anonymous Coward

Whatever happened to "I" ? 

Paris Hilton

just wondered ....

Chris Officer

name from experience 

Linux

Following my recent experiences with Ubuntu after upgrading to Hardy Heron they should swiftly move forward to a version called Wonky Wireless.

After weeks of dicking about I gave up and installed Fedora.

Anonymous Coward

KK(K?) 

Coat

Given its African naming conventions I'd assume Kudu would be involved, Knowledgeable Kudu perhaps, or can't we cope with a silent K....

ChessGeek

Karma Khameleon.

Tony

DukeNukem Forever 

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That's optimisism for you, that DNF will have been released by then ;)

Robert Browning

Klepto obviously. 

Paris Hilton

Surely to steal users from Windows it would have to be a Klepto Kinkajou.

Paris because she enjoys frolicking with her Kinky Kinkajou.

David Hicks

@Naming 

Happy

Is it necessarily going to be a K naming thing?

The current release is Hardy Heron, but does nobody remember Hoary Hedgehog? Or Warty Warthog?

From their version page -

https://wiki.ubuntu.com/DevelopmentCodeNames

it looks like they missed out on C as well. Crappy Carp anyone?

Outcast

6 months 

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Already..

Wow, that seemed to go real fast

Each distro brings new functionality. Great stuff.

Anonymous Coward

King Kong next of course 

as everyone will want to shoot it down (for a change).

Len Goddard

Not necessarily alphabetical 

After all, we have already had two 'H' releases (Hardy Heron and Hoary Hedgehog) and a 'W' (Warty Warthog). Equally, Alliterative Animal and Candid Cat are notable by their absence.

phix8

Huh 

If only the new version will be able to work with PC's with raid configured dual hard drives. Hardy Heron isn't but I basically made my laptop unusable before I realised this.

Nic Brough

I reckon they'll go with... 

Coat

Keeping up with the memes - something like Killah Kitteh. To be followed by Lolloping Lolcat

I like the kitty pictures, but I hate the spelling - it's just as cute/funny in English, so Mine's the one with the * cheeseburger * in the pocket

Gianni Straniero

Alphabetical alliterations 

Dead Vulture

When did it begin? We've already had the out-of-sequence "Warty Warthog" and "Hoary Hedgehog", haven't we?

This might provide some inspiration:

http://www.bust-ed.co.uk/acatalog/KPDAnimalPosterL.jpg

I anticipate some modest celebration at The Register when we reach the letter "V"

Colin Morris

Jackass? 

Stop

Were they stuck for animals beginning with 'J' or something? Why make up a (as far as we are aware) mythical creature?

Why not 'Jaunty Jackass'? Does that make the jokes a bit too easy if the release goes 'tits up'? Or maybe it would put people off installing it in the first place for probably obvious reasons?!

William Towle

Re: Keen Kingfisher 

Go

AC3> but then J looks to have been a tricky one

Not sure I was all that easy either!

@Paul, yes - K indeed. Code name/number rules are detailed at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu, which drops readily out of a Google search with the previous release names in it.

My money's on kyphotic kinkajou ... nah, just kidding ;)

Hein Kruger

Linux

hmm, I wonder if that means 9.10 will be a KDE only release. Although by that logic I guess 7.10 should have been GNOME only...

Joseph Haig

@Jerome 

Sorry, but Duke Nukem Forever will not be ready in time for your 5G iPhone ten-finger touch with telepathy control, but it will be out soon!

Anonymous Coward

Pretty obvious... 

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Krappy Koala

BOBSta

Q? 

Linux

I can't wait to see what Shuts comes up with for 12.10!

NB: That'll be Q________ Q________

All bets are currently on "Quick" for the first word.

Jon Green

African special 'K' 

Linux

The Ubuntu naming convention features animals found in Africa, so I'm afraid the Kinky Koala will just have to keep its predilections to itself...

Dom's Kudu is probably the most likely candidate, although Kob has a decent chance, Kipunji (a monkey, seems like the only one-word 'K' that isn't an antelope) would be fun if a little obscure, and Klipspringer probably gets ruled out on ugliness of name alone.

TeeCee

Krusty the Klown? 

Linux

To be immediately followed by Litigious Lawyers of course.

Tantalising Tux for obvious reasons.

alistair millington

Have your say 

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Names can be voted for and suggested you know.

https://wiki.ubuntu.com/DevelopmentCodeNames

Darren

What about... 

Kolonic Kestrel!!

The Power Of Greyskull

Looking forward to... 

I've said it before, but I'm looking forward to Spunky Spermwhale.

Chris

@Jerome 

If you think we'll have DNF before they run out of letters then I think you'll be saddened.

paulc

Grumpy Groundhog... 

Linux

got used ages ago... and supposedly represents the current CVS builds...

https://wiki.ubuntu.com/DevelopmentCodeNames

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