Which is just the same but in an El Reg T-Shirt.

The world may rest peacefully. Chuck is available with a simple phone call to kick a$$ anywhere in the world. ITF, WTF, who cares? Chuck-sake rules them all!

and beat the living shit out of each other in the ring without getting political about it?

..if the Korean I learned during my years of TKD was actually so we could report back to our masters. I'll be disappointed if it turns out I can't count to 7 in Korean, or say jumping reverse turning kick (my fave).

I hope the assassins didn't fight like the ones in the Olympics, because while that might be a sport, it certainly didn't look like any martial art. No guard, funny armless body-checking, points fighting, the fact that it was full-contact doesn't change the reality that if you wanted to fight one, the winning strategy is staring you in the face.

It's the Japanese Origami and Bonsai groups you really need to keep an eye on!

Ten,

One to change the bulb and nine to say, "In my style, we do it different."

And with that I'm calling the Chuckster. I'm sure I'm now on some TKD assassin's hit list.

Can I be the first to ask how this relates to IT?

No? Allright then.

"Which is just the same but in an El Reg T-Shirt."

WTF!!! Its TKD don't you know...

> the winning strategy is staring you in the face.

LOL and also the back - AFAIK they don't train/compete with strikes there either... and that is without even getting into the numerous sweeping opportunities.... totally a sport.

...at least that's the general idea, isn't it?

I bet the assassin's used long range rifles, who needs martial arts when you're tooled up?