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iRobot buys underwater minisub-droid firm

TeeCee

No shit, Sherlock! 

Paris Hilton

“We believe that the underwater market is the next frontier for robots,”

What, you mean that market that ROVs (i.e. everything robotic bar the autonomy) already dominate?

Since when did stating the bleedin' obvious become a business strategy?

Paris, 'cos she worked this one out about 10 years ago.

Marvin the Martian

But... they're called pool-cleaners 

Stop

and they already exist since a while?