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America's CTO: We have a winner

jake

Gawd/ess ... 

... is it friday already?

The Other Steve

What next for the Big D ? 

Thumb Up

After his stint in Government, I sincerely hope he will retire to write his eagerly awaited opus magnum "Fuck! Swearpocalypse. How I learned to stop being such a cunt and love swearies!"

Sterling work from the Reg, as usual :-)

Anonymous Coward

Dziuba for politics 

The world would be a much better place if Dziuba never wrote anything in The Reg again, so if I had known about this poll, I would have voted with two hands for him to get into politics and out of technical writing. I am glad he won !

Congrats!

William Wallace

Thank You, Everyone 

Paris Hilton

I would just like to thank everyone who didn't vote for me for not voting for me. I am very busy at the moment and the additional responsibilities would have been onerous.

Paris, because she didn't vote for me (I know this for a fact because no one voted for me).

pctechxp

amanfromMars for UK CTO 

as 'he' talks a lot more sense than Gordo/Darling or the other UK spin docs

evilbobthebob

amanfrommars for CTO! 

Coat

He would talk less crap than most politicians.

Anonymous Coward

Missing footnote? 

Alien

>"Now turn over to see why America* voted as it did..."

Normally I'd expect to see a footnote relating to that.

Unless of course I've misunderstood, and we aren't talking about the CTO of America, but of some other unrelated country called "Americasterisk" of which I was formerly unaware.

And yeh. I'd vote for amfM any day of the week!

Corrine

A Man From Mars 

Because he makes more sense than most politicians.

Sean Nevin

What about 

the BOFH? Did no one here write in a vote for him? I must confess that I forgot about him, but think about all the politicians (bosses) that could be made to disappear.

Steven Raith

FAO Orlowski 

Go

It's Steven.

Not Steve.

Steven.

I'll let you off this time, you strangely surnamed* journo type, you. Cheers for the published quote tho.

Kudos to whomever voted for ammfM - he's a True maN 42 of the technical conservative People!!!111!1one

Steven Raith

*yes, I realise the irony there...

Mycho

Five write-in votes? 

Your pie chart shows... 1+1+2+2... more than five.

Mr Blonde

+1 _4_ A Man From Mars 

Alien

because PoliticianS Speak wiTh Forked tongUes

Anonymous Coward

I still think it should be Dick Cheney 

Joke

Maybe he could figure out a way to power teh internets by burning lawyer carcasses. I know several lawyers I'd like him to take on a short hunting trip.

Andrew Orlowski

Unfortunately... 

(Written by Reg staff)

Mentioning no names,but a certain Martian readed voted for all five candidates at once.

That just shows how far Martians are ahead of us, I guess.

Talamasca

say what? 

"Dziuba beat off Reiser." In public?

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