"Sister Mary please up the bromide in Father Antonio's tea!"

hated nuns!

"Reverse, reverse!"

Dear Diary

06:00 Got up at sparrow fart and prayed a bit

60:30 Prayed a bit more

07:00 nice breakfast of gruel and prayed a bit

07:30 Prayed a bit

08:00 Morning prayers

11:00 Pre lunch prayers

12:00 Lunch with prayers

14:00 Prayers

(You get the idea)

Are you sure this isn't just a rejected plot line for "Father Ted"?

I say we bring in a ringer - let's get, say, some tidy page-3 sort in a nuns outfit, stick a great wodge on at William Hill and then retire to the bahamas. Who's with me ?

In fact, Sarah, how about we go in on this together, split the profits 50/50 ? I'm sure you'd look very fetching in a nun's outfit, based upon nothing at all as I have no idea what you look like.

This plan is guaranteed* not to fail !

*guarantee may not be honoured. Terms and Conditions apply.

whatever could you mean ?

I needed that laugh i'm sitting in my companies data centre waiting for tapes so i can start work so freezing my man bits off so that comment made my morning (of course the humour part of my brain could be freezen)

Next they'll be wanting to remake the Sound of Music...

it should be called a "Lovely Girls competition".

...isn't vanity still a sin?

Nothing like a woman in a nun's outfit.

Wait...

She's at least 80 years old.

(tries to forget the image by scooping out eyes with a blunt spoon)

Are thees nuns holding whip and chains, metal rulers .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7583337.stm

The adam and eve story was circulating in the middle east for centuries before the jews ever invented themselves.

When the jews did invent themselves, they ripped off the Code of Khammurubi - the kingdom of Bablylon's laws - and used them basically verbatim as the first 6 books of the old testament.

They also ripped off the copyright by saying these are their gods laws, instead of a rewrite of the kings laws...

Then jesus who never existed, and if he had of, he wasn't a christian, he would have been a jew practicing jewish law... well they didn't believe in him back then and I don't either..

And then we get this bullshit cult called christianity, which is a spin off of a major lie - called judaeisim, where the main protagonists say if you do have sex, your less holy and worthy of a god that doesn't exits, and if you don't have sex, then you are more holy and worthy of a god that we invented and still doesn't exist.

And it's all crap.

The best bit is the reaction of the members of these cults, who say "If you dare to blashpheme against our god, who is a loving and just god, then WE will kill you - in his name, because we think we should be punishing you for this act against our god".

Note: Their god never appears to do his own dirty work... ahem.

I rest my case.