TV and radio were knocked out for a couple of hours in Switzerland on Sunday - after a squirrel got itself electrocuted. The trams stopped running too for a short time in Zurich, the venue for the squirrel-short circuit action. Swiss TV's emergency power back-up was too puny to cope with demand - and many Swiss sports fans were …
government must fight squirrel terrorists
surely good reason to spend another £20bln on invigilation, identification and tracking database.
Re: Irresponsible article
HAHA (he says, hoping sincerely that Wayne had his tongue firmly implanted in his cheek)
Its not even crispy
I don't think it was an Al Quaida squirrel. It's red, so obviously pushed to it's death by a grey or gang of greys. As grey squirrels are from the US of A we can see that the CIA are clearly involved in this hence the action should be for Switzerland to declare a state of war with the US.
Crack Al-quaeda operative
That is an example of the terrible conditions that supposed "terrorist" squirrels are held in Guanuttimo camp, Switzerland.
The Al-Nuteera reports of suspects being held in small cages, and tortured.
As is obviously the case from that photo.
We have a trained suicide squad of squirrels that can knock-out large portions of the UK Grid unless all our demands are met!
The one with the split up the back for my tail.
Trained black ops attack squirrels on jihad!!!
We'll be seeing squirrels held for questioning at customs any day now. They're obvious candidates for the Taliban, given their prediliction for nuts.
Mine's the one lined with squirrel fur.
What planet do you live on?
Aha, now I understand - Al-Quada will get the idea from this article to start training Afghan squirrels to go on suicide missions.
Hmmm, it maybe this was even a practice mission already!
Yes, very irresponsible article by El Reg. Tut tut.
What planet did you say?
The Squirrel Factor
How ever much of tax payers money you spend on CCTV+ID Cards+"Community Support Officers"+Local Council's hobby PIs you just can't do anything about the squirrel factor.
Ready to eat!
You'd think the Swiss would be able to come up with a more convenient way to cook a squirrel.
"So how many squirrels would it need to take out Switzerland?"
By the looks of things, little more than half a dozen.
probably about the same number as would be required here.
Actually, you'd probably need less.
Next NuLabourian Anti-Terrorism Brainwave - Anti Suicide Squirrel Extermination Squad
or is it roasted ?
This is just the beginning
the Squirrel Army has risen, and will stop at nothing. Mark my words
Mein Führer! Mein Führer!
"I have it! A plan to open up the fine and very Aryan, but recalcitrant land of Switzerland for our invasion! They will never suspect or see it coming, and they will never be able to react in time, for we will use... squirrels!"
Dramatic music swells as Hitler studies the plan. He stands up.
"You think too small, Herr Doktor. Switzerland will just be the first to fall. Soon all nations will fall before our sciuridine forces. The world will tremble in the wake of...
(Coming soon to a cinema near you. Heavy-handedly adapted from an original graphic novel by Alan Moore. Characters and ending reconfigured so the heroes are American, save the day and don't die. Starring the ghost of John Wayne.)
p.s. Does this come under Godwin's Law?
Presumably the unlucky rodent must have touched the neutral.
It's pining for the fjords.
ID cards for squirrels
that'll stop the new menace - for sure!
What stupid squirrel comments
You guys are all nuts.
Clearly the UK needs more cameras watchiong the public spaces in order to protect the state from squirrels.
LMAO, my dear old grandpa would be proud
He had a bird table rigged to the mains for 'detering' squirrels from the bird food, i'm glad to see his work continues...
Squirrel Nextofkin strikes again
It was probably a suicide. Electrocution is the preferred method used by the ginger rodents.
The fact that there are no signs of violence or coercion and from the picture he's deliberately entered a high-voltage area would lend weight to the theory that he just couldn't face life as a Swiss Squirrel anymore.
Has a background report on his mental health been done yet?
Flame icon, because of elcectrically-induced mammalian combustion
Another case for ID cards...
Anyone can see that this squirrel wasn't carrying one
Is that a male squirrel or a female one? I only ask because I am terrified to view the page until I can be sure that it does not contain an image of a graphic nature, depicting females in anything other than their VERY best light.
I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords
Emergency studio was not even powered up
Well, shows how misinformed some people are. The studios that were affected are the Swiss TV's normal ones in Zürich. Of course their generators aren't enough to run the entire building.
The emergency broadcasts in case of war and other unfortunate accidents would be from the emergency studio in the Bundeshaus in Bern. That studio's a lot smaller and has its own power system so it can broadcast as long as it likes. A roasted squirrel is not an act of terrorism, so nobody powered up the emergency studio.
Hoorah. God is Great.
I, for one, welcome our new cute litle bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, buck-toothed overlords.
USA ready for suicide squirrel
In the good old USA, the power line breakers will reset three times before shutting down. It was designed that way because of squirrels.
Not necessarily. Think you'll find that getting across 2 phases is quite enough.
That's what they want you to think.
Where were the other squirrels? Hmm? They only revealed the truth about this one because they couldn't plausibly deny it. As for the other 8 who managed a similar feat, well... " A roasted squirrel is not an act of terrorism, so nobody powered up the emergency studio."
Sheeple would believe that, but I don't!
Dead bird icon, because kamikaze pigeons is next I'm tellin' ya.
The Swiss - part 1
Chocolate: 20 Swiss Francs
Chronometer: 3000 Swiss Francs
Helecopter ride to mountaintop: 600 Swiss Francs
De-smugged by a squirrel: Priceless
how would you like your squirrel sir?
Well done, prefereably cooked on a transformer thanks.
Did anyone sample the meat?
Re: Fried squirrel or is it Roasted?
Given that it was cooked by the current passing through I'd say it's closer to microwaved.
Of course, if you consider the squirrel to be part of the heating element then you could always have a nice nut roast...
@Hud: back in the 1970s a Boulder radio station I used to listen to would go off air for a bit every other month or so, brought low by a suicidal squirrel. Perhaps the breaker logic has been revised during the last thirty years.
This often happens in the U.S. . .
. . . when a squirrel with a methamphetamine habit tries to steal copper cable to pay for it.
Frankly, this scenario usually plays out with a human being rather than a squirrel, the squirrels once again demonstrating their intellectual superiority over your average bipedal tweaker.
It's the fur-collared one.
Pinin for the fi-ords? Pinin for the FI-ORDS?!!!
:D :D :D :D
Not this particular story - but the number of links under to similar AQ squirrel stories. Why is Big Media silent? Is an anti-squirrelist backlash building?
No IT angle, here. I live in Zuerich, work for an ISP and all our systems were unaffected including all the Internet Exchanges. Diversity in supply, East and West feeds. Depends how much money you have to spend. Resilience is never 100pc. Cost/ risk/ benefit.
The Swiss invest heavily in infrastructure and when things go tit's up, there's nearly always a plan to rectify. And it's enacted within hours and not days by some Benson's smoking, fat gut, tea-swilling, arse-crack Dagenham cleavage type "I'm on a break, luv" mug taking his time.
Switzerland is actually very good value for money in many, many ways. No leaves on the line excuses or wrong type of snow here. You'd get laughed right outta town.
A few years ago in Geneva, severe thunder storms knocked out major parts of the Swiss Travel System and cost me a wait of a couple of hours or so. This happened twice in the space of a month, but when a train did arrive to begin moving the masses, i fell asleep in my seat and the conductor came along and left me a voucher for about a tenner for refreshments. Nobody stole it and even though the rail system cannot be blamed for inclement weather and multiple lightning strikes, I was given some form of compensation for the wait without having to ask.
Couple of hours, down-time for crappy local Zueri TV? The weather channel, perhaps? Even a few trams knocked out? Big deal. Switzerland is closed on Sunday's anyway.
So, squirrel or no squirrel - think again and put that in your pipe and smoke it! ;->
@Mein Führer! Mein Führer!
You forgot to mention that the squad would be called SS (for Suicidal Squirrels, of course). Oh, wait, I believe that one is taken already...
I for one welcome our new bushy-tailed overlords...
...being unable to conceive of any viable resistance against their suicide "shock" troops.
Now repeat after me...
In your proper Homer Simpson voice:
Mmmmm. Squirrel. Tasty. Mmmmm.
We now resume your long list of comments.
Basil goes Boom! Boom!
I hear Paris likes a bit of boom-boom.
You're all missing the bigger picture...
To paraphrase comedian Tim Bedore:
"Increases in mountain lion attacks. Great White sharks moving closer to shore. Moose have been showing up in towns and stomping on people. A squirrel was in my living room last spring. Am I the only one that sees a pattern here? People, wise up! The other animals are against us. It doesn't take a genius to see there's an inter-species conspiracy to thwart the urban expansion of man.
How do the squirrels fit in? Surveillance. They spy on what we people are doing in the cities and report back to the bigger species out there on the front lines.
And taken together these other species represent walking, we hope not yet talking, scratching, biting weapons of mass destruction. And if these other species can convince the insect world, for example a well known anti-human group like the killer bees, to join up our way of life and our democracy could be history.
The skeptical may ask why would these other species want to hurt us? Obviously, they hate us. They are jealous of our way of life. We swim in chlorinated, safe environment pools, then towel off and have an adult beverage. They are stuck eating sludge in the Mississippi, a river polluted by guess who: their mortal enemy man. And to top it all off we eat them."
As for the three attempt breaker theory, yes that does work with squirrels, here in Ohio, however, God help the network when a raccoon gets zapped. The last time it happened to our substation, all the electricians found was a foot and a completely fried transformer, and we had 5 million square feet of manufacturing at a dead stop for several hours.
just think if this happened in the US
If something like this happened in the US, it would probably cost about 20 million dollars the first hour. You'd have homeland security, the fbi and all the government goon squads just trying to say "It's not terrorism" then of course businesses would be out of power, even ones that claim to have backups, we all know how those backups never seem to work when needed. A suicidal animal in this country could shut us down and further bankrupt the treasury, let's all pray no animals in the US are suicidal.
you mean our new roasted power-robbing squirrel overlords....bow down now!
paris, because even she knows a piece of hard, stiff....erm,
oh, never mind...you know what i mean
Any invasion plans for Switzerland are incomplete without provision for trebuchet-launched squirrels.
This has probably happened before.
Normal swiss german television is so boring that the vewers would probably not notice the screen had blanked out.
The plucky squirrel chose his moment of martyrdom exceptionaly well as it was one of the few occasions when there was anything worth watching.
Incidently does anyone know which organisation has claimed credit for our brave squiridea. The Red Acorn Faction, the Swiss Squirrel Liberation Organisation, the Squirrels Front For the Liberation of Zurich?
Re: Emergency studio.
Great idea. Shame that it'd serve no purpose as nobody would be watching. Something to do with the potential audience being unable to switch on their TV sets with the power out.
Nice to see that it's not only our government that's a few beers short of a waffle iron*.
*I don't know either. Something to do with Civil Service procurement apparently.
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