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Openstream implores you: Talk to your mobile browser

Doc Dish

What sort of Web site will you get... 

Joke

If you stub your toe while carrying your phone and shout "F*CK!"?

david clarke

Things to do while waiting on downloads. 

Happy

"Swearing won't make that page load any faster, you know"

But it kills the time while you wait.

eddiewrenn

What a weird video! 

Did I hear right?

"It's our anniversary. I'm seeing him in a few hours. Now what can I say? Ars*hole"

Chris Matchett

library images 

Stop

That presentation looks like it's trying harder to convince themselves than us.

Gerhardt

What about ars*hole? 

Thumb Up

"Something both of us loved recently."

Class! Although "All it takes is a cue" might be beyond the pale...

BioTube

Why would anybody use this question mark 

It just makes you look like an idiot. Sure, you can talk faster than you can type, but when you factor in punctuation and commands, keyboard+mouse is fastest.