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Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:11 GMT
Mercifully, I have Flash disabled on all sites by default (thank you, Opera), so suffered no auditory damage.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:09 GMT
I'm definitely getting a shed from there now!
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:09 GMT
Any listeners of the areas local radio station will have heard this a lot already. A LOT.And it gets in your head. GAAAH!!
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:09 GMT
1) I've been there.
2) I strangely like the ad.
3) Internet Exploder only? BOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Mine's the one with the Hoe in the pocket (no shed at current property)
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:11 GMT
Mercifully, I have Flash disabled on all sites by default (thank you, Opera), so suffered no auditory damage.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:13 GMT
IS AWESOME.
Far, far better than most of the adverts I've heard.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:07 GMT
Ith a little bit thacrafithial to the thibbylantth.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:07 GMT
... it works on Opera, @AC.
Genius piece of marketing. My next shed will be coming from there now...
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:07 GMT
I think you will be hard pushed to find anything that is more mind-numbingly irritating than the Trade Centre Wales adverts. Each one ends with the tag line, "Tell 'em Trevor sent you!" in a really thick Welsh accent.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=78BE30C70EF85A5D
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:07 GMT
Makes a change from reading about the latest govt IT disaster of the day...
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:07 GMT
Is he by any chance related to Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson?
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:11 GMT
Aww, thats made my Friday afternoon.
Just hoping for Playmobil now before I toddle off home...
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:14 GMT
Or are the BBC running a feature on misheard song lyrics at the moment? Anyone posted this on there yet?
Mine's the one with a shed catalogue in the pocket
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:30 GMT
Flash, Javascript, Internet expoorer; sorry even it was a newly discovered song of one of my favorite dead artists, this is asking too much.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:30 GMT
I'd suggest the catchy anthem to the 2007 Sauna World Championships - possibly also the inspiration for the Irish Eurovision song contest entry?
http://k-systems.fi/www/saunaheinola.com/intro/
[Flame, for hopefully obvious reasons!]
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:34 GMT
No matter what, Coldseal's awful radio adverts win this award every time...
http://www.221155.co.uk/index.html
I mean, just try these two awful efforts. I has haunted by this crap on local radio in the 90s.
http://www.221155.co.uk/jingles/ComingRoundTheMountain-Bomb.mp3
http://www.221155.co.uk/jingles/TheCanCan.mp3
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 12:44 GMT
Living in a flat is no reason not to buy a shed. I had one to function as my man-cave, a 100% intrusion-free space. This is a simple necessity when sharing a house.
Sometimes called a thinking shed... There's even a company selling 150--200y old reclaimed north-swedish sheds (salty sea air keeps it from rotting, and weathers it beautifully).
If this is the ULTIMATE, then the penultimate shed song frightens me.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 13:03 GMT
And well, cheered me up on a particularly bad Friday.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 13:43 GMT
It brings a tear to my eye, something we can be known to the world for instead of a steel company and former gooner Tony Adams.
Almost makes me wish I hadn't emigrated...
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 13:43 GMT
"I was haunted by this crap on local radio in the 90s."
Me too.
Or should that be: Me (double) too, (double one, double five)?
Burn, Coldseal, burn.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 13:51 GMT
Most garden sheds here in the US are made of plastic shite. Those look nice..
Paris because... Well, plasticized shite.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:48 GMT
QuickTime might be able to play it... http://www.rainhamsheds.co.uk/soundfile.swf
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:01 GMT
It's really not that funny. So someone noticed their name sounded a bit like 'raining'. That's not really hilarity central.
Even the Hyundai ad which equally 'hilariously' changed the lyrics to Flash Dance was better than that.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:23 GMT
The Shed shares a place in the British soul along with tea, bisuits and complaining about the weather.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:23 GMT
Still won't be buying one, just designed and built one from scratch myself AND I AM NOT GOING TO BUILD ANOTHER ONE FOR TEN OR TWENTY YEARS
not that I am not proud of the outcome, this inadvertant outburst was directed to the missus
Better AC this, oops, butterfingers
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:25 GMT
...... i find myself speechless.
Paris, because she knows what sheds are for.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:25 GMT
I'd often cut through past their premises on my way to/from the station to work.
I think I should be grateful that this jingle never existed back then or i'd probably be singing it all day every day thanks to the constant reminder as I walked past.
Funnily enough I also just remembered that they suffered from a terrible problem with the drainage outside their office so anything more than a slight downpour and the whole area would flood. quite fitting giving the new jingle
hmmm heres my coat but wheres my brolly?
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 16:03 GMT
that'll be £300 or a court case for illegally making available copyrighted material then....
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 18:07 GMT
Let's not jump to conclusions. It is possible to do this lawfully, and it's not unusual.
(Money, that's what I want!)
I wuld have commented sooner, only I was writing a song.
(The Technicolor one with the stylophone in the pocket, please.)
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 18:07 GMT
welcome our new Rainham shed tune-writing overlords.
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 21:03 GMT
Yes, but whoever invented plastic poop is a millionaire now!
Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 01:22 GMT
... that they bought the rights to the tune, or they'll have a lawsuit for umpteen squiglion in "damages" to pay off by next week. Because we all know how popular it all is, don't we?
Posted Sunday 24th August 2008 10:06 GMT
... having advert jingles stick in the head is bad enough, but when the product advertised is pure shite it's just adding insult to injury.
Posted Monday 25th August 2008 07:15 GMT
Those aren't sheds! They're pathetic wooden boxes.
These are sheds: http://www.ranbuild.com.au/
A shed isn't really a shed unless it's made from metal.
Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 13:07 GMT
...or did they cadge an outtake from "The Who Sell Out"?