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Ladies, if you’re not happy with the size of your bust, but your boyfriend won’t let you see surgical redress, then retailer Firebox has a solution that’ll make you both grin with glee. Tits_wine_rack_02 The WineRack: pour the wine in and suck away The company's unveiled the WineRack bra. As the name suggests, and the …

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Amy WineRack

Pure genius. Please double the price of your subscription.

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Almost as good as the beer belly that they do...

Although the advantage with that is as yuo drink it you lose weight and hence look even more fantastic as the night progresses...

I think asking for a sip for the chest may go down, well, like the Hindenburg but hey ho, be amusing :)

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IT Angle

IT Angle?

Oh, right. Boobs and beer. Nevermind.

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Happy

Damn! Every decent titty joke I can think of...

...has been done already by Benny Hill.

Too bad he and Graham Chapman aren't around to see this.

"...now, you see those two trophies there? Yes, zoom in on the two trophies!"

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Coat

They don't sell it in my wifes size

My lovely wife Melanie, would like one of these for her birthday

Unfortunatly it only goes up to size 38B

Where is the Extra large model for 44F and above?

Anon because my wife might be watching El Reg

Coat please, it has the hip flask in the pocket

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Great stuff

I'll be buying my wife some of these. As for the warm booze I heartily recommend austro-swiss gluhwein or british ales. This'll keep me happy around the house regardless of if the missus is wearing clothes.

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Shrinking boobs as you drink

Not so much a problem as he will be too drunk to notice by then!

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Bra Bar?

Nah, "Winerack" is sheer genius! (Though I agree, body temperature is a bit too warm for wine)

Of course, if you did market a competing model called the "Bra Bar", It leads naturally to a booze filled merkin called the "Bra Bar Bush"!

-whap- Damn! Why does someone always bring tomatoes?

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You tube

I would love to see a guy give this to his wife/GF and film the results.

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Only three months after it was reported everywhere alse

but hey, it's "the reg" so we'll pretend it's cutting edge.

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@ Melanie's husband

The missus here is ... um, larger than a B cup and she says you can slip a half-bottle under a boob, held to the ribs with the elastic and no-one pats you down that close to the mammage.

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Happy

Mulled Wine

Combined with the Winter, would be a good match (for warm tipples/nipples).

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Pics!

How about a pic of the lovely moderatrix modelling said WineRack????

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

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@Melanie's husband

Presumably your wife knows you read The Reg if she reads it. Therefore, if she's reading THIS, do you think she'll think that poster is referring to some OTHER huge-busted Melanie with a birthday coming up? Hmm...

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Thank god

Must be Friday again ..... :-)

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Paris Hilton

Yuck!

Liebfraulmilch at blood temprature!

Even a devout dipsomaniac like myself has limits -- pass the meths.

Paris -- cos she could do with a boost in that area

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Dunno about 'er indoors

I might get one for me man boobs...

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Hmmm

Hmmm , just the thing to match those across the North Sea sippee undees from the land of the dikes too!

But then again , could be a very good accessory for those cross dressers out there too !

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Yeuch! Ugh!

The last time I saw anything like that bottom picture it was under granddad's hospital bed.

And the end of the tube didn't go to his mouth.

But the liquid *was* a similar colour.

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Amy Winerack

<splutter>

You so owe me a new keyboard.

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preggers one

can't help thinking they are missing a trick by not making a preggers one:

1) far far more space for wine storage

2) you will have it all to yourself.. if the wife tries to have a drink she is gonna get dagger looks from everyone around.. pregnant and drinking!

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So the choice is?

You can either have it dispensing warm beer served at body temperature, or chilled beer and chapel hat pegs.

Uh, huh, I think i have made my choice...

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Finally!

Now finally you *can* go out crossdressing while still drinking warm ale like a real man. Bless this scept'red isle.

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Cocktail Cod Peice?

... I have nothing more to add.

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@ Mike Flugennock

So start on the *indecent* ones, then.

Mine's the one with the [censored] [censored] [censored, illegal, and probably physically impossible]

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@Kain Preacher - youtube

"I would love to see a guy give this to his wife/GF and film the results"

Watch out for the Extreme Porn laws - it would probably end up as a snuff film.

Steven R

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alternative content

obviously, go for red wine... absolutely perfect at room/body temperature and considerably more difficult to mistake for urine.

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Deflecting suspicion

David Wiernicki wrote: "Presumably your wife knows you read The Reg if she reads it. Therefore, if she's reading THIS, do you think she'll think that poster is referring to some OTHER huge-busted Melanie with a birthday coming up? Hmm..."

Surely, such detailed info is intentionally inaccurate and is provided merely to divert suspicion :)

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Titty bars!!!

(ahem) now as I was going to say...

kain preacher wrote: "I would love to see a guy give this to his wife/GF and film the results"

To which Steven Raith replied: "Watch out for the Extreme Porn laws - it would probably end up as a snuff film."

Hee! Yeah, possibly right up there with vacuum cleaners as anniversary presents (as wife looks daggers at husband and kills him with her glare). Although personally, as a lady, I value practical useful things far more than things that sit on a shelf and have to be dusted, but that's just me... actually I'd prefer hard-to-find tools (no, not *that* kind) or some useful new software rather than a vacuum cleaner, though :)

Anyway it sounds like something that ought to be popular with the college kids, to sneak booze into places.

I would feel quite averse to sampling from some *other* lady's rack, er I mean booze bra, though... it would just be... weird! 'Cause, you know, I don't swing that way (being hypothetical here, as I don't drink booze anymore either, but I'm just thinking it through). It would be like that date I was on once, well not really, but this involved weird bras too, when the guy, a good-looking man with all the normal manly equipment, comes out of his kitchen wearing a lovely little summer dress (WTF?!) and asks me if I want to squeeze his "realistic-feeling" (so he said) fake boobs. I considered it, thinking maybe I was missing out on something cool, but frankly (ooh, no pun intended) it would have been a little weird. So, for booze bras, I'd have to bring my own :)

Now, back to our regularly scheduled bras, I mean bars, I mean programming ;)

Linux angle? Oh hell I dunno. Why not!

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is this really what it was originally intended for....?

I mean I bet the distributors took this product - that is probably an actual womens aid from Canada or somewhere - and said:

"lets just rebrand it for alcohol and sell it in the UK...they're bound to buy it!"

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red wine???

i hear red wine is best served warm this product seems ideal

for keeping T-it warm

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Warm Beer?

I thought you Brits liked your beer warm.. Oh wait, that's because Lucas makes your refrigerators ;)

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Somebody lost an important fact

These are the "new improved" Bulgarian Airbags. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this. Of course, they aren't filled with air in this case, but it is close.

The biggest problem: Body temperature Booze. Bummer!!

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Simply

brilliant

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Wahey!!!!!!

Beer jugs!!! Not so good for lager drinkers as it would end up flatter and warmer than the love-interest in question. Terrible scenario though if the link to the other half got blocked/crimped then you've got a serious imbalance that might need re-adjusting manually. BTW Rick, most of our fridges probably come from china or korea now. The student trick of keeping milk cool in digs by hanging it out the window best not translated to this creation...

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Upgrade to the Deluxe model

For only £10 ($20/€13.50) more, kinky customers can upgrade to the Deluxe model which contains a special Guaranteed Leakproof Valve (TM) where the booze can be sampled from an anatomically-correct nipple area instead of having to fuss with tubes and such.

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Does my bomb look big in this

Somehow that reminded me of Withnail & I (Instructions are enclo-zed)

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Paris Hilton

MMMMM...Warm Brandy!!!!

Wine...NO.

Beer...No.

BRANDY ALEXANDER...MMMMM...YES!!!

Paris...could use this enhancement, and pass the bouncer...

well maybe not at the airport...but it would be interesting

to see it (and I know eventually it will) happen!!!!

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Coat

Spritzer surprise

My wife likes a wine spritizer

Quite fun to open the tap after a bit of boobie shaking on the dance floor.

(Co2 build up for the uninitiated)

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Jobs Horns

Frank Zappa's dream

has come true...

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