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Logic-gate 'supermolecules' play noughts & crosses

Pierre

Win tic-tac-toe, really? 

Pirate

It is strictly impossible to loose a tic-tac-toe game to ANY oponent when you play first. I'm taking on these smartypant 'cules any day. AAAHHHRRR!

Pete

Wow! 

'clever as kids' - shouldn't be too hard these days...

Anonymous Coward

Nano Supermolecule ASBO? 

Linux

Oh great, molecules as intelligent as (some) children. If the "some" are the mini-yobbo-terrorists that roam the streets safe in the knowledge they are legally untouchable, it's the end of the world as we know it.

But if not, can I get an injection of this stuff please, it might boost my maths skills and I could even beat the sprogs at O-X-O for once...

Penguin? I like penguins

Mark McGuire

ROTC? 

Go

Rise of the Chemicals?

I for one welcome our bonding (chemically) overlords!

Stephen Stagg

@Pierre 

Actually, it is not impossible to loose tic-tac-toe when you start, it may be fairly difficult to loose, but it is possible.

Anonymous Coward

reversing the natural roles existing within the eye... 

Coat

Ooo... like the augments in Deus Ex?

Mine's the black leather with the sniper rifle...

Michael

@ Pierre 

Unless the starting player makes a mistake. Strictly speaking, it's impossible to win tic-tac-toe at all unless a player makes a mistake.

A J Stiles

noughts and crosses 

Paris Hilton

It's *always* possible to force a draw, whether you move first or second. Winning depends on particularly inept play by your opponent.

I thought everyone knew this, even Paris Hilton?

Matt

Next week 

...10 A*s at GCSE.

Matthew Smith

Vote For Lose 

Boffin

I think lose should be spelled with one oh, to distinguish it from that other common word loose. I may be democratically outvoted here but I think the dictionary still has the casting vote.

Tim

And they said processors couldn't get smaller 

Go

When will we see our cellphone implants?

Tom Chiverton

Win at tick-tack-toe ? 

Coat

Surly the only winning move is not to play ?

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess ?

WarGames? Never heard of it, why ?

Dave

An old TI-58 

I had a program for my old TI-58 calculator (25 years ago) to allow it to play noughts and crosses. I deliberately programmed in one way to beat it, otherwise it would have been invincible. Nice to see the supermolecules are catching up.

Anonymous Coward

But how do the smartycules hold the pencil? 

Alert

ok, I guess we are talking about the logic computation only, not actually playing tictactoe, yet then.

so Im not sure its such an achievment, as any switch system can do this if ordered correctly, wow intelligent glass marbles beat kids at tictactoe.. (thats a marble computer if your wondering)

Anonymous Coward

Comparison? 

Boffin

Why are they comparing this to children? It's just a computer so it can't do anything it's not programmed to do. So if it's programmed to win at a game it will always win unless the game is not winnable.

Should they not be comparing this to other logic processors? like how many calculations per second can it perform...

Wortel

Hmm.. 

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Will AMD or Intel be the first to employ this tech in future processors? ;)

Anonymous Coward

Vote for loose 

Paris Hilton

Loose is gonna get my vote any day.

Paris needs no introduction here.

Allan Dyer

Smart as kids? 

So do these molecules cry at bedtime, and sneakily blame the "accident" on their siblings?

Pierre

@ smartass TTT players 

You're right, it's impossible to loose if you play second too, but it's then much more difficult to win (weak. I know).

grumpy

Can't wait... 

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Next up: nano-Eliza. Then everyone can have a real, invisible friend.