They're so exhausted/out of control after it they can't even type any more!

um gorw jfosf woomhama.

(because that's what I say when I get my clarinet played by PH!)

Having seen a documentry on the mating habits of ducks, which includes multiple males hoping on one female and occasionally drowning her. I can only imgaine the extreme nature of their porn. best not to go there.

You mean that "dogging swindon" didn't attract you Andy?

Seems to be a strong connection with rugby. I wonder if this is a coincidence?

Coat or Paris? Decisions, decisions. Have to toss for it.

(A coin, you dirty minded person!)

I fully expect the entire list to be bought by eBay and/or Tesco before the end of the week

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you use a feather

Perverted is when you use the whole duck

I can only hope that its a slip of the keyboard that changed "fuck" into Duck.

If not, then the Internet is a far wierder place than i thought.

Please, please get the BOFH get a bean counter fired with Buck Porn. thats just to funny, sorry got to say it again Duck Porn still laughing now.

No Ducks where harmed in the writing of this comment.

just rang them today asking

1)

why its £5 to sign up in England but $5 elsewhere -

answer- "it's the rate of exchange"

2)

Why min ad price is 5 cents in US and 5p here

ans - nobody really gets an ad for 5 cents

3)

Your name

ans - william anchor

paris .. because of her CPC

That even got an Ig Nobel prize

see

http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html

http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/pages/showPage.do?itemid=1930&instanceid=16

as for 389: perl before or after RSA encryption?

So if MS had a similar "Use up any left overs of your ad budget on stuff you didn't ask for" system like google, could we expect that some of these might automatically get bought up (because you obviously wanted that - [we know better than you])... when did you last check that your google ads dont appear when you type in Duck Porn??

Plese sen me linkz 4 duck porn. i wil trade linkz 4 mouse bdsm.

I think you'll find that was amanfromMars' last search.

naughty threesome - kind of funny (and safe for work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t33neiY9L_A

The search for *n b m gn mbnmncbm xbc bcv 0 vfkmjirhtfnkj nb b x bmnx bv* originated from my computer. I forgot to cover my keyboard. I was playing with my duck. The duck was running away from me. The duck ended up on the keyboard.

I will make sure it doesn't happen anymore. I don't want my duck to accidentally type www.live.com on my keyboard again.

I think I'll drawn my duck ( I chose the closest icon I could find )

I don't know about you but "vn b m gn mbnmncbm xbc bcv 0 vfkmjirhtfnkj nb b x bmnx bv" is now added to my obfuscation addon.

that's just a very lame insider joke used among Brockian Ultracricketers

Sheesh, how often have I not heard that one when some white mouse scored a 6.

A search for "vn b m gn mbnmncbm xbc bcv 0 vfkmjirhtfnkj nb b x bmnx bv" on google.com now brings up this article.

A search on live.com brings up "no results".

Clear winner : google.

"I think I'll drawn my duck ".

I think you mean, "I think I'll *drown* my duck.

Drawn is the past tense.

Mine's the one with all the rejection slips from comics in the pocket.

Oh, I do searches like that all the time.

When the PHB stress me out by pressing me to complete a project that would take a year to complete in a week.

I get angry and frustrated, and bang on the keyboard at google's main page.

Dead vulture, because I wish the PHB was.

Krusty: I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air. (Hands Bart a piece of paper)

Bart: Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.

Krusty: That's two-ing thirteen while she's eleven-ing your five.

Bart: Can I keep this?

Krusty: Sure, no twelve off my ass.

Duck Porn

No Peking

Joe K;yes the internet is a far weirder place than it has any right to be.

I wish I could say that they were trying to spell "duck pond" or "*uck porn", but unfortunately some kinky people were most likely looking for some fresh ideas.

Try owning a site with the name "horsebanger" in the URL and then you'll really see some unbelievable stuff. I've seen far more repulsive search queries and keywords

I'm planning on naming my new race car "the little nude female midget", don't anybody bid on that one. It's mine! Yes it's a small car, I don't have a big budget!

Some free advise to Microsoft. Yes I give advise for free! Stop shooting yourself in the foot. It's never worked before so stop doing it! HAHAHA

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