"It seems that certain iPod Nanos sold in Japan from September 2005 to September 2006 have been fingered ahead of the probe."

I've been known to finger ahead of the probe myself but the iPod Nano's port is way to small for either, missus.

Scorchio!

Mine's the one with the catchphrase cheatsheet in the pocket

dont put your ipod in a cloth bag and jangle it around with metal keys paperclips etc.... shorting the docking port will end in tears.

"a small number of electrical appliances"

shurely that should read "a trivial number"

The MoD should be buying tested iPod Nano of Death equipment instead of building the UK's own incendariary commercial electronics industry!

<whistles nonchanalantly while strolling in opposite direction>

They're not cooking apples foo'!

Yeah, that was bad.

Mine's the one with the flaming pockets.

"* Your dryness may vary. For UK readers, this would be dry in the sense that dry white wine is dry."

What, full of alcohol? That'd explain the sudden flammability, I guess.

If it's in a back pocket then the Johnny Cash gambit is brought in to play.

"It burns,burns, burns" etc

The chip that is supposed to break the ipod after the warranty expires must have been faulty.

The Dry White Wine aside is a classic. Nice one.

Because your a troll Jim.

Jim The Boss,

Seems the boys and girls here at El Reg just don't appreciate your brand of humor. Keep trying, you'll eventually win them over... Bwahahahaha

That the iPod Nano them isn't Play with Fire by the Stones?

Hot Pants are BACK!

'cause I love 'em!

Or was that dry as in "I need a drink - right now". That would be my guess if your pants had just been on fire.

One has to ask the questions, why would anyone want to keep something small and filled with electricity next to their gonads?

Can you call three occurrances an epidemic?

Mines the jacket with the asbestos lining