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Dell cloud computing™ denied

Sooty

wouldn't 

Joke

"US Patant office shocks world by making a sensible decision" have been a more appropriate headline

Mark Broadhurst

Dell Fog Computing 

Coat

or Dell Mist Computing

Comming soon...

Eddie Edwards

Shame 

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I was looking forward to seeing the term "cloud computing" squander in disuse owing to IP restrictions.

Someone please TM Web 3.0 then we won't have to go through *that* again either.

FathomsDown

I'm not so sure.... 

Go

"few of us think 'Dell' when we think of 'cloud computing'"

For some reason I always think of a cloud of smoke when I think of Dell servers... Especially when you plug them in for the first time and an "unexpected manufacturing defect" (i.e. a self tapping screw through the power tracks on the motherboard) causes the server to catch fire.

I love Dell, me.

Anonymous Coward

A true "source identifier" for Dell's products and services 

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Dell came close. If they had filed for "cr@p computing" it would have been awarded based on being an accurate descriptor of their products and services.

Anonymous Coward

@ Mark Broadhurst 

Happy

I guess that Dell is now carbon neutral, can we expect HP to attempt to trademark "Smog Computing" ?

Martin Lyne

Isn't.. 

Stop

..this just the rich-man's equivalent of domain squatting? Only with PHRASES.

Head-in-the-cloud computing™?

Captain DaFt

A question 

Joke

Ok, The first time you ever heard of "Cloud Computing", how many of you immediately thought, "Oh, so that's what vaporware runs on!"?

Chris C

re: Dell Fog Computing 

"or Dell Mist Computing"

I think you have an extra 't' in there...

Adam Williamson

Alternative 

Joke

Might I suggest the similar yet somehow more appropriate "clown computing"?

Paul Blonde

Mist or missed? 

While mist sounds right, the spelling isn't quite on the mark for Dell. That would be more like "missed".

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