I can think of worse things to do with a Friday morning.

... national bike week - or does el Reg have inside knowledge that she isn't?

Paris, because...

.. there can't be much else to do around there.

... how long it will take for the clip to appear on the internet with the title "One night in Oldham".

Paris..because is knows all about one nights.

they were just 'teambuilding'!

Sot of.

Is this the right way to Oldham?

The dirty mac, please.

Mrs Smith: "Doctor doctor, there's something wrong with my breasts."

Doctor: "Alright Mrs Smith, take off your bra please, I'll need to weigh them."

Mrs Smith takes off her bra.

Doctor: "Waaaaaaaaay!"

(With appropriate hand motions)

Your reporting is let down by lack of photographs

Swelling crowd.

Harrrrrrharrrrrharrrrrrrr! :)

Are Hobby Bobbies (or any other bobbies) allowed to break into a private building, if there is no crime being commited,

Or is this classed as a Public Disturbance.

Or should the 20+ gawpers be done for Peeping toms?

Any Legal Eagles around and where are the PlayMobiles?

Why is this wrong? Its only natural! All offices should be fitted with private communal rooms or someone should admit that officework is systematic and pointless mental torture.

Yep, that's me done.