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The mystery that has gripped the world for days on end is finally resolved today as Bernann McKinney, keeper of cloned canids, admitted to being Joyce McKinney, molester of Mormon missionaries. The Daily Mail mumbles surprisingly quietly that it was right all along and that the 57-year-old, who hotly denied that she was who she …

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Loony

Um, favourite pet dies so you shell out good money to have it cloned into five more. You're NOT bringing back the same pet, just playing with fire/nature and artificially creating new ones which share the same genetics!

I hope they turn into devil dogs, expire within a few weeks like the unnatural spawn of Satan they are, and drag you down with 'em you deluded muppet!

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Mad cows buy cloned dogs

Oh, what a headline.

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Good deed?

What fucking good deed?

If she had got five new dogs from the local rescue centre then it might pass off as a good deed at a stretch, but not as it is.

Meh.

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A little hint...

...if you want to prove how good you've become - don't lie.

Oh and try doing something really good rather than a selfishly wasting cash on having dogs made to order.

I wonder if she has had the dogs dna tested? I'd have been temted to send her half a dozen pups of similar breed and take the money...but my morals have always been questionable when it comes to separating rich stupid people from their beer tokens.

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@AC

So cloning dogs creates "unnatural spawn of Satan" but using electronic equipment to post on interweb pages doesn't? Good to know, I'd be up to my eyes in cackling, trident-waving puppies otherwise...

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roflmao

the title says it all

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From cracker to cracked

Says it all, though I'm still waiting for the wikipedia article so I can read the encylopaedic version of the life and works of the cultist-napping dog-lover.

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Good deed?

Yup - definite good deed there, chaining up a mormon missionary :)

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Unhappy

What next?

Cloned Mormon missionaries?

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Joke

Given her wild sexual tendancies

is she perhaps a dogger?

Taxi's booked I'll grab my coat on the way out

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Alien

WTF

oh this is just too much.., and as everyone knows mimes have carte blanch to travel across borders how clever knowing full well no one would risk having to see some painted performance artist walk against the wind one more time. I am going to hide now and all this better be gone when I get back weeble weeble.

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Coat

so I guess

she used the missionary position?

My coat's the one with "Joy of Sex" in the pocket...

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five dogs

So that's five more missionaries she can set them on...

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coulda been worse

she coulda been chaining up the dogs...

eeEEEEWWWW!!

Warning: serious NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWPfhpHCLDM

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The Boys, er, Dogs from Brazil

Nope, she is a fruit cake.

As already posted, to use the money to save or re-home potentially thousands of abandoned dogs *would* be a good deed. To squander it on an exercisers in genetics shows how stupid/deluded she is.

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Anonymous Coward

Course she's a fruit-cake...

She's blonde.

A Female.

And this seals it - a Yank.

QED

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Joke

... or a Christmass Pudding?

Blond - Check or is that a bleach job?

Female - Check or is that some surgical enhancement?

Like Mormons - Check ... uh right

Yank or Reb - Ah who the heck cares except the north south putters

Oh well It could have been worse - She could have been British with an unnatural affection for Corgis (the dogs not the little cars)

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Where

did she get this sum of money for the cloning? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD??

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"keeper of cloned canids", "molester of Mormon missionaries"

And El Reg goes for the tricky synchrised triple alliteration, difficulty rating 8.88 - could we be seeing another gold for Team GB here? I don't know, it's 4am by my body clock and I've been watching people running round and round in circles for eleven straight hours and after this I have to go commentate on the rhythmic gymnastics while keeping a straight face and it's back to the studio Harry.

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I don't care about the dogs...

...now I know how to deal with the Mormons when they come calling!

Flames, because I *HATE* it when religous fanatics of any stripe come knocking on my door, on which is a sign that says I'm a day-sleeper and DO NOT DISTURB!

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Butt...

is she finally going to jail or going to be on Oprah (a U.S. TV talk show).

And I really want to know where in the living daylights did she get $50K for cloning?

Looney is right!

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Booger?

With a name like that the mutt probably killed itself.

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Paris Hilton

Sorry but...

...I'm still stuck with the idea of being kidnapped by a sex crazed woman and forced to enact the act in a light bondage situation in Dorset....though any county will suffice...

other than that... Booger? Who calls their dog after snot?

Paris....does she ever visit Dorset?

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Paris Hilton

So?

When do we get the Playmobil version?

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Paris Hilton

Didn't she used to be a hottie???

I thought she used to be really good looking. Did chaining up the morman destroy her looks?

Paris, because I wonder what she will look like in twenty years.

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Boffin

For the benefit of AC's 'Christmass (sic) Pudding'

To the rest of us, Yanks are Americans - Rebs don't exist/count.

That would be like classifying Brits as Royalist or Puritan. It was a long time ago. It was a civil war. Get over it. We did.

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Happy

@... or a Christmass Pudding?

if she had a thing for the little cars i'd be far more worried.

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Booger - the Movie

She couldn't monetize the publicity otherwise. What movies they're gonna make... The Joyce of Boogering... Booger's Joyce... Booger Nights...

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Good deed?

How is cloning her dead dog ever considered a good deed. It could be considered a pathetic waste of money that only adds to the worldwide overpopulation of our canine freinds. She's a loonspud of the highest order (IMO)

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err...

...the fact that she's a fugitive rapist isn't more relevant? Or is it OK to regard her sexual assault of others as a laugh and a giggle because it was a man/Mormon who was the victim?

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