Um, favourite pet dies so you shell out good money to have it cloned into five more. You're NOT bringing back the same pet, just playing with fire/nature and artificially creating new ones which share the same genetics!

I hope they turn into devil dogs, expire within a few weeks like the unnatural spawn of Satan they are, and drag you down with 'em you deluded muppet!

Yup - definite good deed there, chaining up a mormon missionary :)

Cloned Mormon missionaries?

is she perhaps a dogger?

Taxi's booked I'll grab my coat on the way out

oh this is just too much.., and as everyone knows mimes have carte blanch to travel across borders how clever knowing full well no one would risk having to see some painted performance artist walk against the wind one more time. I am going to hide now and all this better be gone when I get back weeble weeble.

she used the missionary position?

My coat's the one with "Joy of Sex" in the pocket...

So that's five more missionaries she can set them on...

she coulda been chaining up the dogs...

eeEEEEWWWW!!

Warning: serious NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWPfhpHCLDM

Blond - Check or is that a bleach job?

Female - Check or is that some surgical enhancement?

Like Mormons - Check ... uh right

Yank or Reb - Ah who the heck cares except the north south putters

Oh well It could have been worse - She could have been British with an unnatural affection for Corgis (the dogs not the little cars)

...now I know how to deal with the Mormons when they come calling!

Flames, because I *HATE* it when religous fanatics of any stripe come knocking on my door, on which is a sign that says I'm a day-sleeper and DO NOT DISTURB!

is she finally going to jail or going to be on Oprah (a U.S. TV talk show).

And I really want to know where in the living daylights did she get $50K for cloning?

Looney is right!

...I'm still stuck with the idea of being kidnapped by a sex crazed woman and forced to enact the act in a light bondage situation in Dorset....though any county will suffice...

other than that... Booger? Who calls their dog after snot?

Paris....does she ever visit Dorset?

When do we get the Playmobil version?

I thought she used to be really good looking. Did chaining up the morman destroy her looks?

Paris, because I wonder what she will look like in twenty years.

To the rest of us, Yanks are Americans - Rebs don't exist/count.

That would be like classifying Brits as Royalist or Puritan. It was a long time ago. It was a civil war. Get over it. We did.

if she had a thing for the little cars i'd be far more worried.

She couldn't monetize the publicity otherwise. What movies they're gonna make... The Joyce of Boogering... Booger's Joyce... Booger Nights...

How is cloning her dead dog ever considered a good deed. It could be considered a pathetic waste of money that only adds to the worldwide overpopulation of our canine freinds. She's a loonspud of the highest order (IMO)

...the fact that she's a fugitive rapist isn't more relevant? Or is it OK to regard her sexual assault of others as a laugh and a giggle because it was a man/Mormon who was the victim?