So he won't put his hand in his pocket to help out a church? Sounds like a typical Yorkshireman to me. Maybe that's why he's so rich, he's careful with his money.

Andy - a true Yorkshireman and proud of it.

Who said evolution was a myth?! At least when Bill talks you can understand what he says.

"Man from country founded on immigration finds roots in other country - shock news"

In other news, the Earth completed a revolution of the Sun last year, and is currently on schedule to complete another one this year. Not that Billy Gates will believe this, coming from Yorkshire and all...

I'll get me wellies

"At least when Bill talks you can understand what he says."

Well, I understand each individual word, it's when I try and understand the meaning of them when he puts them all together that it all goes to pieces...

Don't tha do owt for nowt unless tha does it for this un, or you can license it for 1000% more than its worth.

Paris cos she's non discriminatory, she'd shag a Yorkshireman for nowt!

Efros

yet more proof that the white rose influence spans the globe, although he has injected (sic) money into the school of tropical medicine in liverpool so cant be that tight

mines the one with the whippet lead and eccles cake in!

born n bred!

Well guess that explains the Internet Explorer icon anyway...

That'll be the A58, unless Chain Bar is clogged.

Mines the one with Black Sheep on it

This is not good news. I'm from Halifax and I'm a Halstead. I feel really, really ill. Any genetic link might explain why one of my ancestors was gibbeted for being a wool monopolist.

Depending how far forward any common ancestors go, he might be distantly related to George Washington, General Robert Lee and the sodding Bowes-Lyons.

"And did those bytes in ancient time,

Walk upon England’s monitors green

And was the holy Lamb of God,

On England’s pleasant disk drives seen

And did the Countenance Divine,

Shine forth upon our clouded hills?

And was Windows 7 builded here,

Among these dark Satanic Mills?"

I sincerely hope not.

Jesus, this is the first time I've typed the word Yorkshire more than once in a year and I've only just realised how stupid it sounds. E ba gum indeed.

Nice comment Mr. Crawshaw...

I might feel a little proud.. but bill gates!! I actually grew up in northowram brings back memories lol

and chain bar is always clogged when i try to leave work lol

God's Own County vs. Rest of World But Especially Lancashire has to be the longest running flame war in existence. There really was no need to throw Bill into the mix.

Eleven generations ago, one of his ancestors was from Yorkshire. That would make him 1/2048 of a Yorkshireman (generously assuming no in-breeding of cousins, etc.) - about 0.05%.

Or to put it another way, 99.95% NOT Yorkshireman...

Paris, 'cos he's just as likely to be as closely related to her...

why I hate the bugger - Blackburn born, and proud of it.

Penguin, because it's about Bill

first-out-of-the-taxi-last-to-the-bar

Since when did ECCLES (clue: town in Salford, formerly Lancashire) cakes come from Yorkshire??!

Lancastrian through and through, don't care what them Greater Mancunian buggers say!

I thought he was supposedly from Yorkshire not Dundee?

mines the armour plated parka.

Efros

wrong, you mong

east riding were reformed in 1996

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Riding_of_Yorkshire

we've got our own flag too

=)

Dundee!?! This is turning into a food fight! Dundee cakes, Eccles cakes, what's that other silly cake from Yorkshire? I'm not talking about that cricketer... Ah, Kendle Mint Cake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Yorkshire_people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Wrong side of the Pennines? I think you'll all north of Watford! Mate!

Cockernee's rulze k.o.!

On me old joanna, up the apples and pears, you diamond geezer, blah, blah, blah...

Now I'm sure that the only thing I like from Yorkshire is the Terrier (of which my family has had a couple, can be wonderful dogs; or not). OK, to be fair, I admit that's the only thing I know from there too, but there you go...

Gates didn't give money to fix the church? Good. Now, if instead of taking all that time to research his ancestry they had payed attention to the fact that Gates is an atheist, they might have saved themselves quite some effort...

By Anonymous Coward

Posted Wednesday 6th August 2008 12:37 GMT

Is wool monopolist a euphimism for sheep worrier? Did he ask for any other animals to be taken into consideration?

;)

No celebs in Yorkshire

so they have to trace a fine hair of DNA, back to 1700... or whatever,

to gain some celebrity status, how pathetic the ego really is?

Yorkshire should be proud of producing Yorkshire pudding

and not claim, to be the birthplace of computer programming.

Dave

that photograph. I always though that BG was a funny shape but his haed is two sizes too big for the boddy. And whi os that looking over his right shoulder. It's Prince Philip -sorry, Duke of York, isn't it?.

Just goes to show if you are going to phake* a picture, do it properly.

* "phake" as in computer made ph(otographically f)ake image. Hey! I just made a word up.

"God's Own County vs. Rest of World But Especially Lancashire has to be the longest running flame war in existence."

True, even though we handed their arses to them in the War of the Roses (the Yorkist record was won 10, lost 6, drew 1 if my ossified O-level history is up to snuff)

Or, as my sister often says: "What's the best thing to come out of Lancashire? The M62" - said with all the sincerity of someone who lives in Preston ;-)

Would have been more appropriate if BillG had been descended from one of the good burghers of York - they're equally adept at screwing money out of people and giving shoddy products in return ...

....when he's photographed with Dicky Bird or made the Mayor of Wetwang.

"a Geoffrey Boycott icon!"

They've probably got one, but they're taking their own time in making it available. Not unlike Sir Geoffrey on the cricket pitch, in fact ;-)

When I were a lad we had to get up at four in the morning, solder all the connections on t'motherboard with a two-pound gas iron, write us own operating system and then do a fourteen hour shift down t'pit.

They don't know they're born today.