The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Home Office bankrolls plastic plod 'documentaries'

Hugh_Pym

Newspeak, Doublespeak. 

Black Helicopters

Should the Home Office now be called Minisafe?

Andy H

Black hole 

Coat

Not a Sci-fi show but a programme highlighting government IT procurement

and its sequel Black Hole II: The quantum of expense.

Anonymous Coward

Openness and transparency 

Black Helicopters

Should they not openly and transparently state, "The following programme is Government funded propaganda" at the start of the show so that viewers know to take it with a pinch of salt?

david

Bleat: Life on the Sheep 

Coat

Welsh paliament sponsors a documentary about the pleasures of living in Wales...

The one with the wellies...

Anonymous Coward

And your point is? 

Not actually sure what the point of this is, or what Ofcom thinks it might be investigating.

So what if government sponsors this kind of documentary, its not a secret.

The one I would like to see is about the crack teams of HMRC Investigators who track down people who don't pay tax, a far more interesting subject, no really, that following DWP investigators bullying unemployed single parents for 1p overpayments, or stopping their benefits because a friend has stayed for a while.

No lets see HMRC bringing to book the great and the good who think tax doesn't apply to them.

TeeCee

Let's get this straight. 

Flame

The taxpayer funds the state broadcaster via the TV tax (aka License fee). The government decides that it's tentacles aren't getting enough positive publicity from da meejuh, so the taxpayer pays *again* to fund the production of more government-friendly pap disguised as documentaries.

I could spit, except you've neglected to provide the name of the minister that I should spit on.

James Anderson

I'll sign your expenses - you sign mine. 

Yet another example of the incestious relationship between the media and politics.

The basic equation goes like this you donote funds to the party and donate your time to the election campaign, then, we win the election and throw lots of taxpayers money in your direction.

Anonymous Coward

wow 

Talk about propoganda, do these shows come with a warning before hand

"This show is sponsored by the Ministry of Justice."

tshh

Anonymous Coward

Yes Prime Minister 

a hard-hitting examination of the question of whether a prime minister should retire early.

Alternatively, a 1980s comedy show where nearly every single episode was a 20-year-early forecast of the behaviour of the current government ("never setup an enquiry without knowing in advance what it's findings will be", "don't lift lids of cans of worms", etc etc).

Les Matthew

What else is new? 

Black Helicopters

Government funds propaganda?

Leigh Smith

Save some cash 

Why not save some money and forgo the OFCOM investigation and just jump right to the inevitable conclusion that the Government didn't do anything wrong.

anonymous sms

Neo Labour 

Government sponsored TV programs being passed off as independent documentaries is entering into a very dangerous area.

david

Bleep: Life on the Sheet 

Coat

NHS sponsors a documentary on the lifecycle of the MRSA virus...

The one with the acohol gel in the pocket.

Dazed and Confused

Surely this is a party political broadcast 

Black Helicopters

And should be paid for out of New Labour's funds.

To say they have no influence over content is clearly rubbish,

"he who pays the piper calls the tune"

or at least

"the piper plays the right tune if they want to get paid next time"

As in they're so happy with the result they are going to give the film make a whole pile more cash to make some more.

how do you spell SLEAZE these days?

Dave

Twats 

Pirate

That about sums it up.

amanfromMars

http://www.ur2die4.com/publicbroadcasting.htm 

What then does the BBC Licence fee/Stealth Tax buy in Public Service Propaganda terms? .

Precious little new and of any real Future Value apparently whenever the Programming is just old repeats, and fruity turns like an unkempt Ross....... and of course a generous dose of dopey kitchen soaps ...... and toys for the boys like Clarkson and Co?

Marks out of Ten for Effort? ...... Nul Point.

Three questions there, just in case there are any answers.

Anonymous Coward

Perhaps someone who isn't at work could 

post the YouTube link to the film of two Oxford St plastic plods making idiots of themselves by trying to move on a photographer, apparently on the dubious grounds that he's not a tourist.

Graham Marsden

@Newspeak, Doublespeak. 

Coat

> Should the Home Office now be called Minisafe?

Surely you mean "MiniTruth"!

Mine's the one with my Citizen Number stenciled on the back.

StooMonster

Did the 'Ministry of Justice' pay for this before or after... 

Black Helicopters

...the two 'plastic plods' watched a child drown after saving his sister because they had "health and safety" worries (for themselves)?

PSCOs: yet more clip-board whielding wastes-of-space / job-creation jobworths from Big Nanny.

Mark_T

Perception is everything 

The perception is that the level of street crime is at an all time high.

Either the government makes tough decisions to address crime or.....

they alter people's perceptions

dervheid

@ Tee Cee 

Alert

Just take your pick. They're pretty much all overdue

Tawakalna

doon with Broon... 

Paris Hilton

"No lets see HMRC bringing to book the great and the good who think tax doesn't apply to them."

that would be most of the Noo-Labour glitterati and media darlings then.

Of course, a completely independent and objective public enquiry can be set up to investigate this matter and whitewash erm sorry I mean conclude that HM Govt acted quite properly and above board and it was all the fault of the BBC/a scientist/smokers/car owners/men or whoever is the current bete noire of Harriet Harman's focus group.

Paris, 'cos I'd rather she was in power than this Noo-Labour shower of sh*t.

The BigYin

Ah, just like most authoritarian regimes 

Flame

Use every outlet to spout pro-government propaganda.

Although I am unsure why the ITV/Sky tie-up. Is the public getting wise to the fact that the BBC is unabashedly pro-Labour; reporting every piece of party spin without criticism.

Bronek Kozicki

on the bright side 

I see that Ofcom strives for better standards than those set in other countries. TV is used for government propaganda all over the world and I doubt one can fight with it. Making it visible and transpart is another matter.

Anonymous Coward

@Yes Prime Minister 

Boffin

"...nearly every single episode was a 20-year-early forecast of the behaviour of the current government"

Correction: the behaviour of EVERY government

That's what made the program such a hit - it showed exactly what every government does when it's in power - doesn't matter who they are or what party it is. It's been like that forever - just read your history books! (Not the state sponsored versions of history of course)

Joseph Gregory

A Convenient Truth 

Coat

Have a documentary on why teachers have such large, free car parks at schools to encourage them to drive, but tell parents they should not use their cars to take disabled children to school but that the child should walk.

Even better, on why the government are now forced to admit that they are defrauding the motorist by fiddling the figures on the expected drop in pollution on the new, confusing, retrospective vehicle taxes? After spending £millions on such negligence why is no minister to be sacked, but given the usual huge pay rise for failure?

Of course, they would have to create a real Ministry of Justice first.

Echowitch

@Andy H "Blackhole" 

Paris Hilton

Now now no besmirching the name of a fine film by associating it with rotten criminals or I'll have to send V.I.N.C.E.N.T. round to sort you out ;)

http://www.jeffbots.com/vincent.jpg

Paris, because she always looks like a brain dead robot in pictures.

Anonymous Coward

Great 

I paid for its production through my taxes. I pay the license fee on top to watch it. And the new one is going on sky so ill have to pay more to watch it.

Genius.

Or maybe its a positive that I wont be able to watch it. It would probably only make me mad anyway.

Nick Palmer

@AC "Yes Prime Minister " 

Thumb Up

Actually, most of the episodes of both YM and YPM were based on real incidents that had happened under previous administrations or the one then in power - including the Badgers of Wootton Wawen, the Dog on Salisbury Plain and, famously, The Keys. So close to reality were they that they were actually required viewing when I was doing Politics A level (which I passed, in the fullness of time, after due consideration and having regard to all the circumstances...).

JCL

@ Yes Prime Minister 

You're right, heard the Yes Minister episode about the central ID database on the radio the other day - it was rib ticklingly ridiculous at the time.

Wokstation

Propoganda, propoganda, propoganda 

Alert

Hey, if I say it three times it becomes a soundbite, right? :D

Scott

The All New Muppets 

The Muppets do politics, Harriet or Smith for Miss Piggy....

Anonymous Coward

mi brane hutz 

This must be a some naturally occuring misunderstanding.... what could the government possibly acheive by slipping just short a million quid into the back pocket of a media company and then asking them to produce a documentary or two on their behalf? Do you people mean to imply that something unproper might have has happened? That really couldn't possibly be the case, after all, the government are so particularly careful to declare all of their expenses and their vested interests; they always avoid conflicts of interests and never resort to nepotism; they are quick to divulge their contributors and always refuse to take on private jobs in industry as rewards for any favourable politics that may have transpired; without a shadow of a doubt our government are the epitome of scruples and honesty and I am proud of their long established history carefully consider all of the implications within their policies in a clear and succinct manner.

.

.

.

.

.

[/complete gobshit]

Rob

Plastic Plod? 

Surely the correct term is C3PO?

Tom Willis

@JCL - central ID database/YPM 

IT Angle

The 1980s spoof National Registry was 'priced' at £35M, while our current one is somewhere skywards of 200 times that - has the pound really devalued so much, or has computing become that much less good value in 25 years?

Or, hmm lessee, does government gold-plating make up the difference, or private partnership overhead, or... well anyway, what a bargain that 1980s version would have been heh.

nickj

in the good old days 

government propaganda had Central Office of Information or BBC at the bottom of it.

Anonymous John

Passport Office 

Episode 1. 3000 blank passports are stolen, and the Government claims this proves that we need ID cards.

Er, wait a minute...

Mike Richards

Hazel the Jihadi Slayer 

30 second pitch.

Permanently short and painfully cheerful Communities Secretary Hazel Blears, mounts her hog (that's a bike BTW.) to root out extremist behaviour around Britain. Armed with nothing more than a chirpy attitude and a government green paper she's our last bet hope to protect the New Labour Project.

Wayland Sothcott

Partly Political Broadcast 

It's only partly propaganda in that the first serious could have come out badly. Somehow the makers seemed to know what the Home Office was looking for without them even asking. Ofcom won't find a problem. There won't be a memo that says "could you cut out the bits where the PCSO look bad and keep in the bits that make them look good"

It's used to dupe us and it's paid for out of our own money. Well DUH! Ofcourse it is, that's what government does.

They are switching to PCSO's because they are cheaper. This means you also get people who want to be police even if the money is not good and they are not up to being real police. People say plastic police don't have enough power, expect that to change soon, and it won't be a good thing. Like Lollipop ladies all sorts of people will pop up in flouresant jackets, knighted with slightly more power than your average person. Like a first aid course there will be a 'Community Assistance Officer' course where road sweepers can raise their profile for the good of their community. Neighbourhood watch are getting special powers to nick people for speeding, Parish Councils are recieving speed gun licences. All of these things are going to need positive spin on TV.

We are becoming a nation of jumped up plastic police.

Anonymous Coward

People watch ITV? 

At least this goes some way to explain why ITV are incapable of producing anything that resembles decent documentary these days. With the Man from the Ministry playing back seat FCP editor, narrative, rationale and objectivity were always going to go for an extended lunch hour. Maybe if they sponsored the Today programme they wouldn't have to suffer the mauling dealt out to 'Sheepman' Darling this morning.

While doing this is apparently not illegal, it is immoral and therefore entirely in keeping with our repugnant government. If I was Eton Dave, I'd be cranking up the nasal whine in protest.

It was all simpler in the days when a Plastic Pig was a three wheeled car and therefore a bit more useful than the current incarnation.

chris

Big Brother 

Boffin

...not just a TV programme but a maker of TV programmes

Chris G

How About 

Dead Vulture

A propagandumentry on how the various governments are able to form endless numbers of quangos composed of sundry non-experts on their particular subject, who then have sweeping powers to make liberty restraining laws without reference to parliament. Whilst at the same time draining vast amounts of money out of government coffers to their own benefit and improving life in Britain not one bit.

A title suggestion would be SHAFTED.

The dead vulture in this case represents British democracy.

n

...and the rest 

Black Helicopters

oh! ...and i thought, "casualty" and "teachers" being commissioned by the bbc at the time of industry staff shortages was just coincidence....

(requesting a "psychic uri" icon)