Feds not scouring Facebook for terrorists (say Feds)
An FBI-backed organisation has warned computer users to ignore claims that the Feds are scouring Facebook for terrorists. A new batch of junk mail messages claims the FBI is on the hunt for Jihadist fans of the social networking site. The claims are a ruse to try and persuade prospective marks to click a link that promises more …
With the feds to follow
In Linden's dreams
...Ahmed is currently looking forward to his forthcoming trip to Paradise!
Everybody knows that the terrorists use Twitter anyway.
...but I can't believe real terrorists would post it on Facebook! But with the American's at the moment its "Everyone's A Terrorist" year.
@ Dangermouse: Love it!
"Ahmed is happy with his new chappati flour!!"
"...Ahmed is currently looking forward to his forthcoming trip to Paradise!" ....By Dangermouse Posted Thursday 31st July 2008 15:52 GMT
Would that be one of new-fangled, entangling Magical Mystery Turing Trips, Dangermouse ...with Tickets to AIRide on the Helter Skelter?
IT is the only way he'll ever get to meet the Maker of Global Operating Devices and their Messengers/Virgin Soldiers without going to Hell for all of his Troubles.
They're scouring porn sites for matches.
"hey guys! I've found Osama! ....oh wait no.....that's just _nasty_!!"
".. is so anxious he's about to explode!"
Hat + Door = Gone
Not about the botnets, I'm a signed up member to a dozen botnet clubs. I get a free attack of my choice every month now, becoming a member of a botnet is so common these days you get air miles for joining.
No, what I'm worried about is the FBI and their blatant ignorance. Of course all Facebook and Myspace users need watching. Bloody kids and their hoodies and their leet-speek and their cell phones. Terrorists the lot of them, lock 'em up and throw away the key.
Reading, listening to music, camel riding, killing infidels, global jihad, playing with my pet goat.
...Is, 'bush and putin agree to restart cold war at g8 conference".
Hillarious on so many levels... I wonder if they got it from The Onion. If not, Onion ought to use it...
Ahmed - chappati flour - camel jockey - goat fucking.
Nice. Any more anyone?
(Or am i missing the point, is this all ironic?)
/coat
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