"...Ahmed is currently looking forward to his forthcoming trip to Paradise!" ....By Dangermouse Posted Thursday 31st July 2008 15:52 GMT

Would that be one of new-fangled, entangling Magical Mystery Turing Trips, Dangermouse ...with Tickets to AIRide on the Helter Skelter?

IT is the only way he'll ever get to meet the Maker of Global Operating Devices and their Messengers/Virgin Soldiers without going to Hell for all of his Troubles.

Not about the botnets, I'm a signed up member to a dozen botnet clubs. I get a free attack of my choice every month now, becoming a member of a botnet is so common these days you get air miles for joining.

No, what I'm worried about is the FBI and their blatant ignorance. Of course all Facebook and Myspace users need watching. Bloody kids and their hoodies and their leet-speek and their cell phones. Terrorists the lot of them, lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Reading, listening to music, camel riding, killing infidels, global jihad, playing with my pet goat.

...Is, 'bush and putin agree to restart cold war at g8 conference".

Hillarious on so many levels... I wonder if they got it from The Onion. If not, Onion ought to use it...

Ahmed - chappati flour - camel jockey - goat fucking.

Nice. Any more anyone?

(Or am i missing the point, is this all ironic?)