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Cash'n'Carrion: A lean, mean, fighting machine

Greg

Oh hell yes! 

A shirt with a 48k ZX Spectrum on it! And another with the DeLorean!

Have you stuck needles into my brain to view my dreams, or was a long communal meditation session required in the office to find the very core of nerdism?

Steven Raith

Ye Gods 

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I have never, ever bought 'merchandise', on principal.

The tinfoil hats obligatory and black helicopter designs are bending my will however....

Steven R

alafair

where's the BOFH coffee cups? 

I NEED a BOFH coffee cup - until I've had my first pot or 2 I'm at my most diabolical.

Sarah Skelding

But 

You've only got boy-shaped t-shirts? Oh.

Sam

Err... 

"I have never, ever bought 'merchandise', on principal."

You mean principle.

And ninethly, why have you contracted a non - British firm?

M

I am a sucker for mugs. 

Black Helicopters

Could I have a black helicopter mug please?

John

American Dollars? 

IT Angle

Are those little dollar signs an indication that your site is *gasp* region specific based on IP perhaps? Will it really only cost me $20 for a T-Shirt plus shipping? Or is it still the trusty british pound and actually going to cost me $30 USD plus shipping for a T?

Steven Raith

@Sam 

You are correct, and I stand corrected.

[ah, the wonders of orthopaedic shoes]

Steven R

Dr Patrick J R Harkin

@alafair 

"I NEED a BOFH coffee cup - until I've had my first pot or 2 I'm at my most diabolical."

Me two. Until I've had a few brews I'm Satan incarnate. Then I turn nasty.

Peter Ward

Where is "I do my sudoku in hex"? 

Coat

Once upon a time you had a number of great shirts like the one above.

Can we have these again?

I want that one and a couple more from your current stock, they will be worn with pride; along with my Ipood shirtfrom Bangkok!

Hat, coat, going to the post office now; via the pub.

CJ

@John 

Mine says 20 Euros...

Oh well, with the current exchange rate to ZAR, it doesn't really matter if it's dollars, pounds or euros - too expensive either way :(

Martin Lyne

HTML 

Dead Vulture

Shouldn't it be..

<coat> <door/> </coat>

..if there's no ending tag, then it should be self closing, yes?

I wouldn't wear malformed HTML in public, tsk.

Andy

Title this! 

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An actual sensible comment? *gasp*

Anyway, poking around a little, as solicited, I noticed that if you click 'show all' to show everything then not everything is shown. I will admit the only thing I noticed not being shown was the 'WTF?' T-shirt, primarily because I want one of those, but there may or may not be others (imho, ymmv etc)

Otherwise great. Who knows, I may even buy something.

Not That Andrew

Read the frikkin comment 

Where oh where are the O'Really Shirts? I was going to invest in "Distributing Clue to Users" and then you closed the old store. And it's not in the new one.

And we need our BOFH mugs!

leontion

Has promise 

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I agree with sarah....no lady shaped tshirts. I personally want the tinfoil hat one.

Will there be travel mugs, with tops and such? We cant have regular mugs around the office for safety reasons.

moonoi

Global shipping please 

Unhappy

Gutted can't ship to Thailand either and I need to replace my old Hacker polo shirt.....getting a bit worn now after 6 years wear.......

Matthew Malthouse

More stuff please 

Alien

Like mugs and pens and mugs and post-its and mugs and mice-mats. But mostly mugs.

And the T-shirts... well hardly geeky, are they. Now a polyester button-down collar, short sleeve shirt with breast pocket AND pocket protector with BOFH logon on the other side. Well, then you'd be talking.

CyberSword

BOFH mugs 

Stop

Can't agree more, we need the BOFH mugs back as well.

Jeff Wojciechowski

*null value* 

Go

Ditto on the BOFH MUG!!!! That will go over better than the Dunder-Mifflin Employee of the Year mug!!

Anon coz @ work.

Mike Powers

Hee! 

Paris Hilton

Tentacle!

Graham Lockley

See Title, See Title Run 

To quote that font of all wisdom AKA Vince from Rex the Runt.....

TROUSERS !

Mark York

BOFH mug 

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Nuff said!

James O'Brien

*sniffs* 

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BOFH mug is missing. You do know the PFY will have your job (life/sanity/bladder control) for this. You cant go around messing with mainstays like that.

I need a new one some jackass broke the handle off the old one.

Anonymous Coward

@ Sam 

... why have you contracted a non - British firm? (German!)... because Mr Armani and TopShop had already bought everything in China ... and the London Cotton fields are now run by Lidl!

Anonymous Coward

@HTML 

Coat

I believe the joke was supposed to be gets coat, opens door, closes door. But you've killed it with your syntactic analysis. And <coat/> <door/> would've sufficed, if we're being picky! Ruined I tellsya!

And it's not HTML, if we're being anally retentive.

Anonymous Coward

@ HTML 

Coat

Open coat, close coat has a whole different meaning...

Martin Lyne

@@HTML 

True enough, there is no DOCTYPE telling me anything. Get the W3C to approve a ERML (El Reg Markup Language, of course) type and we can call it quits.

If they wanted to be rude they could have just omitted the </door>. *Sigh* Manners/markup jokes.. what have I become?

pctechxp

Nice designs, shame about the price 

£7.50 tops

Neil

Yeah, more stuff 

Yeah, seriously. I bought some humorous t-shirts once. Never wore any though because I'd feel like a complete nonce. Bring on the coffee cups!

I wonder how Sarah feels to be immortalised forever in her own range of t-shirts. I think she'd want to be on a coffee cup too.

Nick M

What? 

Dead Vulture

Still no 'I'm not afraid of Bill Ray" t-shirt????

:)

Mad Hacker

Sad to see O'Really shirts disappear 

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My old "Distributing Clue to Users" is wearing out and I do so need a new one.

Mike Groombridge

I miss the other stuff 

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mugs key rings etc can't where t-shirts to work but can have a mug for every day of the week shame the moderartrix doesn't come in girls i know a girl who would love one.

Sarah Bee

Gurl sizes 

(Written by Reg staff)

On the way soon, never fear.

Mike Groombridge

also where's the 

user empathy i've heard of it

you've got an integity one but i'd prefer the empathy one

Anonymous Coward

Wot about da Goff'z? 

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Hmm,

Will the Reg be doing a suitable 'bag'O'Patches', not only to make quick eye patchs should you lose one in a fight with your vendors but also so you can stick 'em onto clothing that El'reg does not do.

You know the old stype patches, like 'Iorn Maden' & 'Metalica'.... and the plethra of death metal bands.

I quite fancy a selection of Reg logo patches in your main colours, in a few diffrent sizes.

NB: Quite like the new look, same the gadgets seem to of gone, I alwas fancyed that keyring that glows for 10 years.

-ano

Mycho

What we need next 

"I'm the one who's watching you on the CCTV" black t-shirt

Joel

Bring back the NTK shirts.... 

http://www.ntkmart.co.uk/ntkmart.cgi

those are what we are after....

And the O'Really shirts....

And while you are at it, bring some xkcd ones over as well....

andy gibson

@ Greg 

Where have you been? ZX Spectrum T-shirts have been around for years.

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