Intellectual Property Rights?
Look, I think Intellectual Property rights are important M-kay, but when you start giving IP rights to Cannibals to ensure their 'trade mark' eating human flesh isn't infringed upon that's just going toooooo far.
What next, can he patent the business process of meeting people for the purposes of eating their flesh? Just because it was a novel Christmas lunch doesn't mean he should get the patent on it! Patenting such a business process would be silly, stupid, counter productive.
I know the Lisbon agenda was to increase IP rights as a means to expand business... but all you are doing is removing the right to eat human flesh from other cannibals making Europe less competitive in the international flesh munching market. Those Chinese cannibals are eating us for lunch out there!
And as for protection for 95 years for each individual performance of cannibalism by this guy!? WTF are you thinking? He'll be dead and basted long before then! Who will remember who ate whom, when the witnesses to the contracts have long died and gone to oven?
So in conclusion I think calling his claim an Intellectual Property is a misnomer because it's not really property. So please don't do it.


