...just to piss of self appointed "representatives" of society. I'll put it next to my Gengis Khan and Sadam cuddly toys....

Paris, because it is the best lifesize doll on the market....

Oh. Well... my mistake. Never mind.

"It weren't me! It's a stitch-up!" *

[*] The best I can do unfortunately.

Thought the sub-head was quite amusing,

F***ing wet myself when I noticed the URL!

Great work, keep it up.

.... or maybe of the month!

Much respect, Sara!

Love it... Nice to know there are still people willing to either say "bollox" to political correctness, or are so detached from reality they don't even realise such things might cause offence!

I so wish they are the former, but fear they are the latter!

Or does Hitler have a rather narrow waist, flared hips and a shirt top which bulges unexpectedly?

Who do you think you are kidding Mrs Hitler?

The brown one please.

... claiming the copyright on /this/ one, I presume?

But wear is the IT angle? It must've had you in stitches at Reg central I'm sure, but I think these cast-off Sun yarns are purly rubbish.

Of wool, obviously.

Mein's the one with the nice crocheted pattern.

HMG start a nice long holiday just as the country hits the worst economic mishap since the last time, and this is the best the Stun can do?

Nice to see our national media is doing its very best to keep the country well-informed of the [i]really[/i] important things in life...

I believe there's a couple of characters missing from the front of the icon I feel gives a good idea of the importance of such "issues" in the great scheme of things ... no wait, there they are....

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You could start up a sock puppet show featuring everyone's favourite despots - with Hiiiilarious (and of course educational) consequences! Something like that is just the wake up call blighty needs to clear her good old streets of all these scrounging imiggint polish workshy hippie dope fiend rapist bagel-loving grannie-stabbing skinhead squatter gangs. I remember when this was all fields why oh why won't somebody please think of the children.

I saw listed a goodly collection of dictators, sociopaths, and warmongers listed but no GWB!!

This is a travesty. Give George W the recognition he deserves!

If you're going to use that logic, why didn't they get a spokesperson from SCOPE or any disabled organisation, cos I think you'll find Hitler practiced his techniques on the mentally and physically disabled first.

Perhaps you'd like to join the MCB in boycotting Holocaust Memorial Day, in case it's not sufficiently inclusive!

Tw@t.

in the interests of balance have a knitted woolen Churchill too.

From what I have read, Jenghiz Khan was relatively normal for his time and place in history. Hitler was way over the line in his butchery of multiple peoples in multiple countries and in no way compares. Saddam was only interested in suppressing the relgious and ethnic in Iraq..never mind his foray into Kuwait; he never had the means to do what Hitler did.

until I belatedly realised it's a previously unexplored corollary of Godwin's Law

Still a classic: http://www.eak-art.co.uk/sisters/at%20home/html/forsale.html

with meat and veggie options.

But how can one tell it's not actually just a knitted lady (those curves give it away) dressed as Charlie Chaplin's character in that movie? Therefore, no PC-violation. You're welcome.

for the Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs comeback tour

Cuddly Adipose toys -- official BBC-branded ones, not knitted knock-offs -- will be this years best-selling Christmas gift. Well, that's what it says on a betting slip with my name on it, anyway.

Knitted Hitler = Wooly Bully

I know - banned for a month

How about she buys a GPS and realises her shop is in Globe road and NOT Bethnal Green.

....it will want to invade Poland by lunchtime!