As a Linux user, I would like to formally apologise to the world for.. Linux users.
It used to be Volvo drivers.. before that, the White Star Line.
Between the unsinkable and the unthinkable, there were most certainly others. Uncrackable ciphers, unbendable bridges, unburnable horses - they all had their brief fling with public affection before receiving a rough rogering from reality. In the end they left nothing behind but their hubris writ large in ironic folklore.
So we laugh roundly at the unpolluting Prius and the unbreakable Oracle and the unhackable Linux - not in contempt of the ideals they embody, but in anticipation of the glorious pratfall that such a blatant set up must surely presage.
Anonymous Coward because, lets face it, i am a coward. Coat, because it is chilly up here in my ivory tower.