...they'd release an update that stops their pissant trackball from falling out.

I didn't have a Blackberry ...sigh...

Paris: She knows about the perils of mobile security.

Their support section provides a patchy fix thing, but doesn't tell Joe Public how to apply the fix to their BES. 10/10 for ease of use. I choose Go, because you definitely don't with RIM's patches!

...I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked girl, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala...

"I wish I was a brazierre, I'd spend my lifetime thrust!"

or

"I wish I was a saddle, on a big fat lady's bike!"

I wish I didn't listen so much Ivor Biggun!

Nothing to do with http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/02/rim_blackberry_india_intercept/ then?

"I wish you were dead,

I wish you were.

When all I have is you,

Inside my head,

You're in my head,

And it would be much easier if you were dead,

I wish you were dead,

I wish you were.

I'll forget that I ever let you in,

And I'll pretend that,this isn't happening"

...I'd never posted a comment with the title "I wish..."

Oh shit I've done it again

please... stop saying 'it'.... oh damn, now i've done it !!!

oh, i've said it again........

Ni

I'll stop saying 'it' if you bring me...

...a shrubbery!

> i never did !!

well, for once the comments on a story provide ample entertainment for an afternoon! Shows how serious we consider the Blackberrys???

Must be something in the water today... pity its not friday

i'm off to get cracking on the gardening for phil