
When I was first in IT security
I was gentle, I was sane.
Then I met a Civil Servant
With lots of toys and half a brain.
Rat-tat-tat the olduns told me.
Rat-tat-tat, that’s what you do.
Double-tap between the eyes.
Get ‘em first ‘fore they get you.
“A Blackberry”, says I, “They’ll never need it”.
“A Game Boy is all they need”.
I turned to drop and log the firewall
When the Advisor appeared with requisition greed.
Rat-tat-tat the olduns told me.
Rat-tat-tat, that’s what you do.
Double-tap between the eyes.
Get ‘em first ‘fore they get you.
To sack a Civil Servant’s a dreadful shame,
‘Cos every one’s an Oxbridge son.
Take the ‘userdel’ away from admins
Issue every one a gun.
Now rat-tat-tat with your old Lee-Enfield,
Hand grenade, or blunderbuss.
With the SAS on admin duty
We’ll get ‘em first, ‘fore they get us.
Mine's the one with the Fred Wedlock song book in the pocket.