Possessor of said massive earrings. And sadly, I didn't need to google that.
BT customers affected by the dog-and-bone merchants' recent unconnecty unpleasantness will no doubt be pleased to know that it could be worse - the company is responsible for the traumatic break-up of at least one previously happy family. According to a breathless press release the Reg has been handed, the ongoing ad campaign …
Possessor of said massive earrings. And sadly, I didn't need to google that.
That unnamed woman would be the great Esther Hall
Mine's the one with too much time in the pocket...
'cos it's fookin hilarious!
I knew that wouldn't work. I was um, making a point about how the press release made much of the one actor's name and didn't mention the other's, like.
La la. Well done though. Lovely lady. Great hair.
Is this the guy who recently got brained? Maybe this is just because he's unable to appear in the ads at the moment.
She's called Esther Hall
... has a track record. She also featured as Tom Quinn's girlfriend in the second Spooks series. Her name is Esther Hall.
WTF have you been drinking/smoking/swimming in/all of the previous? Presumably the editor had twice as much of whatever it was and is laying comatose on the floor. I can find no other explanation for the appearance of an article that makes about as much sense as I do after half a bag of wine gums. Has British TV really turned that bad?
And she has great....erm....'frontal assets' too IIRC.
"La la. Well done though. Lovely lady. Great hair."
If SWMBO had said this I would be sure that she _hated_ the lady in question, hated to the point of spitting feathers.
Bill Gates. Leading up to him leaving Microsoft he decided to take up acting, much like Vinnie Jones did. Apparently he likes wearing dresses and make-up, or so I have heard.
where Jane is on the phone to BT complaining about porn ads appearing on every website and the BT helpdesk drone patiently explaining that they are targeted ads courtesy of Webwise/Phorm, so someone at that address *must* be into porn.
Err yes, he did indeed get hit by a car recently.
Love the line about the Phil Collins gorilla. (I nearly snorted tea out my nose) :-)
Oh come on Sarah - you've been doing this for some time and should have learned by now that reg posters don't do subtle.
Close, but no cigar. He got a nice little scar and a few bad memories out of it, but his little toe was quite safe. And (happily) he is still capable of "acting" well enough to star in these ads (although so is a packet of used coffee grounds or bottle of potato vodka...)
I think it's just BT finally catching up with the changes in the average domestic situation - showin' me age here, but I can remember when 'seperated' parents was the exception and not the rule... :-( :-( :-(
It did work, we're just a bunch of bored techies who love filling in obvious gaps, oh and nitpicking, but you didn't get any of that.
Not at all. I was just being breezy.
It has been a long old day.
Married to Trevor Eve (waking the dead.)
Now, can someone tell me what the name is of the cutie that plays the wife in those flash adverts? (the ones with the plank out of Brush Strokes)
Of course. I still have much to learn.
I am sure that Bisto ran "family ads" before Nescrappe. I am deeply concerned Sarah; it's Tuesday and you still seem to have the remnants of Friday's Smarties&Maltesers party plus Saturday's meths hangover swilling around your stomach. Get well soon pettle. TLC is required.
When did the Bisto family ever break up? Pictures, or it didn't happen.
I'll give you 'pettle'. Or meths. As you prefer.
Of all the people I know with broadband in the UK, those with the BT Home Hub (granted, the old one) are the ones who complain most about frequent disconnections.
The bisto family kids flew the next several years ago, complete with totally non gravy related 'time to go' commentary. It was quite touching.
Shirley, the right way to do it would be to have more info on his TV career and for her to have no name but put her age in somewhere.
Proper news reporting - see.
As opposed to fat balding gorillas. Is not BT's home hub actually a router, and how easy is this new one to root?
If I may be so bold as to suggest, it really must have been not so much a "long old day" as a slow old day at The Register for this item to be considered newsworthy :-)
I think the correct phrase would be: 'Pics, or it didn't happen'. It just flows a lot better, in my mind. And sits well with the slightly less SFW, and slightly more rude, 'Tits or GTFO'... (which of course I not advocating in this instance)
/Has been cyber-hanging out in the wrong places...
//What's a SWMBO?
///Oh, I also almost choked over the 'Phil Collins' line. Very nice!
Does it show the bit where he's surfing for info for his weekly presentation and gets infested with targeted adverts? Oh. Maybe they forgot to advertise that part then.
Paris cos I'd love to obey her! Heh.
Ugh, I feel dirty and full of VD just typing that....
Both have a Trevor Eve connection. The one being married to him and the other having done a brief stint in forensics in "Waking the Dead" between Holly Aird and Tara Fitzgerald having the job as pathologist.
Coincidence? I don't think so..............
I would get out more, but they're watching for me out there.
the BT Homehub being easily compromised by the next door neighbour and used to download nudey pics of Esther Hall (Google Imaging her with Safesearch turned off is a NSFW activity, FYI)
Has anyone ever seen Lester Haines and Sarah Bee in the same place?
If you watch the ads, her body language suggests that she getting grumpier and grumpier with each one as all he seems to do is play golf, walk around the shops moaning to himself whilst eyeing up the candy in record stores. Still, I bet he wont be sad to see the back of those 2 annoying brats of hers.
Anyway, perhaps I should get a life so I'm off to book a holiday villa via my generic smartphone device whilst eyeing up the candy in HMV. After that I may visit the driving range.
As a postscript - Kris Marshall did a series called "My life in film". Check it out if you can as it is quite funny.
...BUT THEY ARE A LOT BETTER THAN THE BOB HOSKINS ONES.
I'll see your Bob Hoskins and raise you a Maureen Fucking Lipman.
Did you notice that they cut the clip of him giving the blonde the eye in the record store (because it implied that with his funky new mobile browsing he could nip off for a shag with a random stranger whilst also booking his missus a holiday)? Odd really, seems like an actual benefit that would appeal to people looking for some extra marital action.
Oh god, I've just realised how sad the fact that I noticed AND the fact I've commented on it makes me.
I'll see your Maureen Lipman and raise you a Buzby.
I'll raise you, anyone remember the 'Its for you hooo'? ads of the mid-80s. It was the punchline of many an adult (aunts and uncles) when the house phone rang, one of the many banes of my 80s child hood.
.. the "its for youhoooo!" add, some mental scars are not blanked for my health.
Brilliant article though, I love these slow news days. "Choked on a mars bar" hah! Awesome!
Paris, for no reason whatsoever!
Let it be known that from this day forth she shall be known as "Maurine Fucking Lipman"
The new advert is all the more ironic considering the HomeHub's preference for disconnecting at random moments for no good reason.
Used to lose connection two or three times a week until I picked up a second-hand Netgear.
Luckily the HomeHub and HubPhone still sell okay on eBay and BT show no signes of offering me new ones. Keep them coming BT, you're subsidising my phonebill something lovely.
Paris, because she knows irony when she sees it (and thinks it means "made of iiron").
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed - the wife,or significant other!
Coined by me some 30 years ago on Compuserve after seeing the film She!
..I'm thinking that the whole premise of the Ads was that he was her toy-boy or something (or am I reading too much into this), but checking on IMDB and there is only 3 (three) years between the two actors!!!
So which is sadder, that they're trying to make the nameless lady look older, OR that they're attempting to make a 35 year-old man appear to be boyish!
I think it's the latter, I'm afraid.....
leave him. He spends all his money on her kids. Happy face cos there has to be a happy ending.
i'm waiting for the advert where they learn that cris/adam has a terminal cancer thats been caused by thier wi-fi home (yeah right, with the broadcast range of a typicaly sized UK mobile Phone mast) hub.
(good luck living with one of those (home-hub) within 20 feet of your bed, while the kids are busy all night downloading bootleg Music, videos, games and Pron from the P2P networks)
and the follow on where they get told by the hospital to turn off all their mobile communications toys cos it will mess up the life support that he's plugged into..
and her son walks in whilst on the phone and he (chris/adam) pegs it... :)
half a dozen more people to tell us that the woman in the BT advert is called Esther Hall and this comment thread attains the requisite level of farce.
Those BT adverts always made me feel a bit uneasy, the woman clearly originally being friends with the mother of her manchild partner before 'getting together' behind some bushes at a family barbecue, and enduring the whispered disapproval of all and sundry when they announced their union.
um. thats what i got from it at least.
OMG - No - I fold.
...so having died we cut to a touching scene in the church with mourners huddled around a glowing coffin and all of a sudden a mobile phone bleeps in the background and we discover one of their kids watching a pop video streamed from their house whilst the wife's new toyboy lurks around outside sending dodgy texts inside.
Scary Devil Monastery? doubt it, though.. acronyms on something that is basically a translation from an older text.. and it's unlikely your 30 yrs are 1880-something..
mine's the one covered in pages....