Fresh from its success in selling ID cards to the aviation industry, the Home Office has moved straight on to young people with a 'have your say' online forum, mylifemyid.org. The site is fronted by a video of Home Secretary Jacqui Smith getting down with the yoof of Shooters Hill College. Or at least it was - the site went down …
Despite their best efforts...
... it seems New Labour haven't yet managed to brainwash the 'young people'...
Whaky Jacqui strikes again.
Given that I do not know one single adult who believes a word she says, what makes her think that she's going to be able to "reach the kids" when the only reason any of them will see for having an ID card is to make life easier for the police when they are stopping and searching you?
Target the Yoofs
One of the biggest obstacles the Gov't has with ID cards is the resistance from older people who remember a time when Big Brother was just a character in a story.
Create a web site aimed specifically at yoofs in order to indoctrinate them without interference from busy-body old fossils.
Nice black helicopter, for obvious reasons.
.... before Slashdot got to it.
A new record!
Please, somebody in the right place start the No Confidence process so we can tell these idiots to piss off.
"my life my id"?
I've never found an answer to the problem of changing names when the ID card insanity is upon us. For example, if a woman gets married and changes surname, will she be charged to get an updated ID? How can a government policy that has nothing to do with gender treat men and women differently just because of historical convention?
Well it's up now
Except by the look of it, the forums just got wiped.
That forum is bloody hilarious. The only positive views for ID cards are one by the guy hosting the site (i.e. being paid by the government) and a moderator (probably another government paid lacky.
So funny how they say the system will be great with no explanation as to why and then get shot down by everyone else who's registered! Lol
Sign up and help put a stop to this madness!!!
When you register you get an Access Denied page for all the pages.
Real free speech there, Ms Smith.
For my title see my ID card
Well the site appears to be back up.
Some interesting comments as noted. My favourite so far has to be in reply to the discussion on Facebook, the initial post by the admin asking why we're worried about a central database of ID when we already give up more information on the likes of Facebook.
The first reply given was 'I haven't invited the government to be my friend on facebook'
And I mean, seriously, who would?
Despite my experience with many years of petty crime, vandalism, sex, drugs and rock 'n roll they won't let me contribute to the debate. Too old!
My Life My ID
Yep! So get your bloody filthy mitts off it!
"How can a government policy that has nothing to do with gender treat men and women differently just because of historical convention?"
Er, the woman can always choose not to take her husband's name, if she doesn't think historical convention is worth it. Or she could get the husband to pay, if she does :)
The policy does not treat men and women differently. The historical convention does. Cart. Horse.
IIRC there was a lot of work involved when my wife (half) took my surname. It may be *less* work for women if they just have to update the id card and the banks, employer, landlord etc. get the change pushed to them. Which is obviously what everyone wants :lol:
Got fed up waiting, probably a load of shite anyway
They've expressly stated that only people who put their age as under 25 will be able to contribute.
I'm pretty sure this violates the spirit of their brand new anti-ageism laws they've just been harping on about. But hey. who expects consistency from the home office?
The mod sounds familiar
Reading the moderators replies, they seemed strangely familiar.
Than it came back to me - The old Eliza programs where you try to have a conversation with a machine. http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html
You: How do we stop ID cards
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Labour have shot themselves in the foot again with this ID card nonsense.
Eliza: Please go on.
Well that's pretty poor.
Following my first attempt to log in to mylifemyid.org I sent a comment to the Register saying I thougt that as a life long petty criminal, vandal and sex, drugs and rock 'n roll enthusiast I should be able to have a say in the yoof dedate...
I then went back to the site (without reboot or anything) and this time said I was 20 yrs old and using my same email address was able to complete my registration and can now contribute.
What a load of rubbish!
RE: Access Denied
Same experience here. I wonder if it's because I put "Strongly Disagree" down as my feelings about the scheme? Hmmm...
I won't be holding my breath but...
From the myths section:
"But what the Government does not have, and nor do you, is a fail proof system that can prove you really are who you say you are."
"fail proof"? Really?
A quick addition. This whole thing is about what we think about our ID being stuck to a single card, right? So why are the Shooters Hill people all anonymous? Surely they'd have nothing to fear from putting their real ID? After all, what can anyone do with your ID?
RE: Access Denied
I retract my last comment. It's more likely it's because I didn't click on the link in their email.
Paris, because she would have spotted my mistake.
Why waste your time
Why watse you time venting your splean on the web site when as already shown when Ms Smith took live questions on the interweb all questions where screened so she only got the brown nosers, what makes people think she or the goverment is even going to look at this?
I just hope they have the usual IT hitches so it gets delayed until this unelected goverment gets humiliated out at the next election and the blues stick to there guns and scarp this waste of time and money.
Viva le Revolution!!!
Old Jackys like my mum good at mum things but has no idea about the real world.
From one of the yoof moderators...
Don't know about you, but the current system with loads of different ID cards from student cards to bank cards is a real pain. In the future, I think it is going to be so much easier when we can carry round just one card which we can use for everything.
This site is the best laugh I've had today it's just so blatant (and shit)
I managed to register...
... sneakily bypassing the cunning and advanced age verification system in order to post a few rude words.
Who gives a custard cream anyway, it's only criminals who cannot be traced, the rest of us can be tracked to within a few hundred feet of our location at any given time.
Labour will be out soon, then we get the chance to have a big old moan at the Conservatives again!
Paris because she's better than Jacqui Smith (A kick in the gonads is better than Jacqui Smith for that matter)
Don't trust anyone over 30!
*\. Mines the one with NO2ID on the back.
They got there own Twat-o-Tron, check the shooters hill discussion, not one comment is written in 'proper' english?
PH cause she makes more sense
I thought I was cynical, but the idea that young people will be lucky to benefit from being the first ones to have ID cards forced on them really takes the cake.
Good to see
When I looked in the first thing I saw was a guy using the word Nazi's in connection with HMG.
Turkeys and Christmas
When you are young there are many things you are told not to do. Some of these are enshrined as laws. Some young people disagree with these laws and wish to change them. I would go so far as to state that if a young person does not want to change the world in some way, then they are abnormal. The young will not help you enforce a system of telling them what they can do.
P.S. If this government believes that all the current laws need better enforcement then why do they keep on legislating and have a department devoted to better regulation.
compulsion is inevitable
...and what the police don't currently have is a general right to stop you and ask for 'fail safe' proof of identity. The ID card plans inevitably lead there, none of the claimed benefits against terrorism and illegal immigration work without it.
Its also inevitable: if it can be abused government (and their tools) will abuse it. This is another repeat of the 'sus' laws of the 70's, persistently abused in a racist way that caused nothing but civil disorder.
"...not one comment is written in 'proper' english?..."
You expect English from the semi-educated Special Snowflakes the current "education" system is geared towards turning out? Get with 21st Century Britain, oldtimer...
In spite of the icon, meant to denote lack of personal vitriol, there's more truth than I'm comfortable with in this comment... :(
Jaqui Smith? Patronising? Surely not? I find that a hard one to swallow.
Fantastic youtube picture
that's not the home secretary!
Young people only?
Don't let that put you off having your say (if you're over 25).
As this country lacks a robust identity card scheme you can simply pretend to be young by lying about your age on the signup form!
Can't we just...
Tell her to fuck off on the Reg comment pages... They're much nicer to use than that arse of a website...
Would be interested in the difference between the average age of Reg-Readers and the average age Reg-Readers are pretending to be just for a chance to stick a finger up at some poor Moderator who got roped into this...
I say bring on the civil disorder then!
//Mines the one with the V for Vendetta "Guy Fawkes" mask in the pocket.
I want to send this to ips.gov.uk but I'm concerned that I'll be flagged up somewhere
I've been reading up information on your website and have some questions:
1. How exactly will my biometrics be ‘sealed to’ or permanently paired with my biographical information?
2. My card will be sent by 'secure delivery'. Can you please define what is meant by 'secure delivery'?
3. This line concerns me:
"This will make it harder for someone to pretend to be another person when applying for an ID card."
'harder' for someone to pretend to be me? In the case of potential identity theft the word 'harder' has the same meaning as 'possible' doesn't it? And once that forged data is 'permanently sealed' then what?
Thanks for your time!
IMO "Old timers" should not comment over there too much, after all it is supposed to be a youth forum. That said, a few comments to counteract the pro ethos of the site itself, should not cause anyone any sleepless nights.
They can have my fingerprints when they prise them from my cold dead hands ;-)
of yoof and age
Huw Gently here. The last line really had me chuffed:
> Perhaps she should try to kick more gently.
But that aside, isn't this whole thing of the elders trying to shove their morals and worldviews down the yoofs throats a bit old itself? Is Jacqui a Jesuit by any chance? Smacks of the "get em while they're young" approach.
Well the progress is promising!
In the words of Top Gear "That's not gone well".
Day of launch and the anti-Labour anti-ID anti-Gordon anti-Smith bile is flowing nicely. I particularly like the person registered as Gordon Brown, that's some quality identity theft right there!
I couldn't see one single post in support. The closest I saw was a sort of "I guess it won't cause diarrhea, but that don't mean we should eat it." kind of post.
If the UK really wants a national ID card , do it the way the US sneaked it in. Turn your Driver licenses or state ID into a national ID. This was done with the real ID act.. Now states dont have to conform and its completely voluntary on the states part. Oh yeah any state that does not comply, your drivers license or state ID is no longer considered valid ID in the eyes of the federal government and there for can not not used as ID be used for air travel . Oh yeah and and now for a driver license to comply you must give thumb print.
So just turn the DL into a national ID card. Tell people they dont need it unless they plan to drive or travel.or get a job.
Well, if they're all wankers, you best make sure to stay out of their reach or they'll be jerking you around for sure!
managed or represented?
Governments exist through the permission of the people. NOT the other way around. I don't need a license from NuLabour to exist in my own country.
Well, I may be an old cynic, but how long do you think the site will be up for before the govt claims that it has been hijacked by a vocal minority/older people being bad and lying about their age, and isn't representative of the views of young people? The govt seems to think that young = stupid and are being proved so very wrong!
Also, isn't the national database scheme at the ministry of information more than a little worrying when you also read about the criminal record checks being wrong more often than right? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/09/vetting_checks/
I've nothing to hide, if I did I'd never find it again.
I'm an old fart
and live outside the UK but managed to register more than once using the same e-mail address. I wonder how many ID cards I will be able to get when they come out. I'm just off to create a new e-mail address in Jaqui's name and see if I can register as her. Maybe we should all try that!
It's not the UK helicopters that worry me, they keep all those locked up to stop the RAF getting them dirty.
Irony that people don't use their real names
Isn't it ironic that most people post as anonymous and almost nobody uses their real names or details. For a measure designed to take away their anonymity in normal day to day interactions that's pretty damning. Even the people in support hide their details.
Still, at least we can still make anonymous criticisms of Jacqui Smiths incompetence, even if we soon won't be able to protest on the streets without getting out identity taken.
Jacqui Smith handiwork continues to increase: says taking photos is no crime, unless an officer decides it is:
This appalls me, an officer way way out of control, demands some form of identity..
I read on Jacqui's comments that the identity card would be link to a Biography (data about your life) and I find it horrifying that assholes like this would be able to get access to my private data.
elReg should host the discussion
Just reading, 'David Blunkett' (ha ha) points out that the shooters hill discussion
has a series of comments (mostly in favour) of ID cards all posted within a few minutes of each other, all in the morning before the official launch. Look fake. Posted around 9:30 in the morning with the responses from people posted late in the day after the launch.
Clearly they planted comments to frame the debate and lead the kids to frame their comments in terms of the bullet points they have prepared answer to. But it does lead me to my point.
To have an honest debate, we can't leave HM.gov to run the website because they have a history of faking evidence and comments. So it would make more sense if elReg were to host a debate between Jacqui Smith and real people.
Get em while they're young...
Thats right, can't convince the voting adults so lets target the more impressionable children.
And now a word from our sponsor, the BNP:
Hey kids? Life getting you down? In trouble at school? ASBOs? Looking for some answers? Well look no further: Immigrants did it. Thats right kids, immigration is killing this country, and also, it's killing your pets. Last year immigrants caused about 4600m² of GLOBAL WARMING which is why teenagers sometime sometimes feel depressed, anxious or misunderstood.
We need to deport them all, close the borders and then presumably, everything will be fine.
A lot of "adult" people don't agree with our views, but if you vote when you're old enough for us LIFE WILL BE ONE HUNDERED PERCENT BETTER. We also have free sweets, and lemonade. Big smile for the camera...
How is this any different? With either policy, people tend to lean either toward apathy or extremism, and I don't see why having failed to convince the adults in the country, the government feels it has the right to indoctrinate the children into supporting them.
Luckly they failed miserably! Kids these days far are too street wise through trying to become coke dealing hiphop artists to fall for this kind of bullshit.
Viva La Revolución!!!
When I saw this on the news today I was dismayed to see mainly (only?) positive views from the young people that the Blair-now-Brown Broadcasting Corporation had bothered to interview (or should that be "bothered to broadcast"?). My first thought was "now there's a good reason for increasing the voting age!". Hopefully this whole cringe worthy exercise will back-fire big time, especially when the victims, after a few seconds reflection (ok, maybe longer) realise this is the same bunch trying to keep them in school (aka out of the jobless figures) to 21 or older and saddling them with a life time of debt for the pleasure.
Oh, and while I am firing on all 0.5 cylinders: Brown said recently re growing economic crisis that a "global problem needs a global solution", ugh, helloooo, isn't the *real* problem already spelt out twice in that sentence? Are there any journo's with a backbone and a voice left today or have they all been retired or shunted off to game shows, leaving us with retards like Andrew "Yes Prime Minister" Marr. Grrrrr.
Paris, just because, ok
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