
Yep, a weak one.
Let's look at some examples from the track record:
1. Handguns banned following an outcry in the gutter press over Dunblane. Thomas Hamilton had a firearms licence. No demands from Fleet Street for the head of the idiot who issued the licence despite medical advice to the contrary. And how easy is it to get hold of guns now?
2. Sexual offences bill raising the limit for nude pictures from 16 to 18. So you can legally marry and shag at 16 but you take a picture of your 16-year-old wife and it's the Sex Offenders Register for you, you disgusting pervert.
3. Iraq. Our spineless government happily followed the ignorant president of a foreign country into starting an illegal war. 57 years previously, 11 members of the last Western government to try that were sent to the gallows at Nuremberg. (And before some smart-arse mentions Suez, the stated intent there was to secure the canal, not to topple Nasser. Dubya wanted Saddam out from the start and made no bones about it).
4. Extreme porn now a criminal offence. I've every sympathy for Jane Longhurst's family, but someone who gets turned on by violent sex and rape isn't going to be put off in the slightest by a ban; it just makes more work for the police and risks criminalising a lot of otherwise law-abiding people. It's the intent that's important, as any fule kno, but it's easier (and lazier) just to ban it outright.
5. Loads of laws, particularly anti-terror legislation that were "targeted" (sp?) at this or that group of people but which ended up being applied indiscriminately. Too many chinless fuckwits in the House of Commons who seemed incapable of understanding that we are all supposed to be equal under the law.
6. Databases for this, that and the other. I've lost count. I'm starting to think that IT should become a closed guild, with knowledge of its inner secrets withheld from useless politicians, just to stop the advance of this horrific police state. We can see the same process every time:
loop
event_occurs(shock_horror);
press_campaign(do_something_Gordon,shock_horror);
draft_legislation;
tell_protesters_to_shut_up(gagging_order);
tell_Lords_to_shut_up;
invoke_parliament_act;
exit when freedom = 0;
end loop;
commit (to prison for life, comrade);
Every time, the Government trots out the "lessons will be learned" cliche. I'm thinking of putting a petition on the Downing Street website to make use of that phrase outside project management circles punishable by a Glasgow kiss. They follow that by some half-arsed legislation that takes us a little further down the road of presumption of guilt until proven innocent. And all because of tabloid hysteria directed against a bunch of wimps with too much power elected by default because half the British electorate couldn't be arsed to get themselves down the polling station.
Back in the early 80s, the Thatcher government threatened the press with regulation if they didn't show some responsibility. I'd defy anyone in the House of Commons to have the guts to do that today. Or stand up to the White House for that matter. And I'd have a lot of respect for them, too.