WTF #
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:35 GMT
"Hi is that the Division of Motor Vehicles? I have an issue with my numberplate. It does NOT say what the fuck. How do I get this rectified?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:35 GMT
"Hi is that the Division of Motor Vehicles? I have an issue with my numberplate. It does NOT say what the fuck. How do I get this rectified?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:35 GMT
I wonder how the World Taekwondo Federation feel about their name being considered offensive.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:43 GMT
I'd have expected North Carolina to go after OMG first. After all, isn't religion more important than obscenity down there?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:44 GMT
Surely it's other people who would find it offensive, you don't look at your own number plate do you?
Paris because she knows WTF
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:57 GMT
What about CuNTs and TaRDs ? ;)
Not to mention DRuGs, GAY, LeSBos...
I'd like a PH, because she might be into all that stuff.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:57 GMT
The DMV was using "WTF-5505" as the sample plate on their web site: http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/1118273.html
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:58 GMT
We had such interesting number plates in the UK
I'd pay for that one.
Wonder if I can lodge a request with ICANN to register that as a TLD
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:58 GMT
I guess my buddy William Terrance Franklin is just SOL. Hmmmm.....SOL??? Looks like a real FUBAR to me. Hmmmm .... FUBAR??? I guess it's just too frakking bad for the WTF users. Hmmmmmm .... TFB??? Well, you know, for the national conscience it is a big frelling deal. Hmmmmm .... BFD???
Hmmmmmmm .......
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:19 GMT
Having a slow Friday - can El Reg invent some news, please?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:19 GMT
But "a 60-year-old technology teacher" doesn't sound too hopeful for the students!
Unless it's a History of Technology course and they are learing about technology from 60 years ago.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:19 GMT
Zurich Central Station has the letters "SBB CFF FFS" above the entrance. FFS.
Makes me smile whenever I go past.
http://railroadpictures.net/Stations/Zurich_Hauptbahnhof/IMG_9354_tn1024.jpg
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:19 GMT
A good friend of mine in Melbourne has WTF (just the three letters) as his custom numberplate, and there wasn't a problem getting it issued there.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:40 GMT
http://www.dvlaregistrations.co.uk/home/en/Search/p/global?string=wtf
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:40 GMT
i seem to remember a few years back a similar incident over here, when the P reg came in and the the DVLA refused to issue the number 'P155 OFF'
but that may be just wishful thinking on my part!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:40 GMT
"I guess my buddy William Terrance Franklin is just SOL. Hmmmm.....SOL??? Looks like a real FUBAR to me. Hmmmm .... FUBAR??? I guess it's just too frakking bad for the WTF users. Hmmmmmm .... TFB??? Well, you know, for the national conscience it is a big frelling deal. Hmmmmm .... BFD???
Hmmmmmmm ......" ... By Doug Glass Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:51 GMT
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Posted Friday 27th June 2008 13:56 GMT
There's also http://www.wtfgroup.com/
And for the William Temple foundation (http://www.wtf.org.uk/) it says
WTF's 60th Anniversay Lecture Series - Archbishop Rowan Williams, John Atherton, Francis Davis, Bob Langley
There's the Workforce Training Fund (WTF) in mass.gov/wtf
And the Obama WTF (What's The Facts?)
Which makes me think that someone hasn't got better things to do on a Friday afternoon - just like me!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:00 GMT
I see,
Well then I'd be changing mine to something like- "SMD" or "BMN" or "KMA" or "FYS"... or my personal favorite- "FUB". See if you can figure out what those mean!!! LOL!!!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:06 GMT
WTF (Work Time Fun) is a great PSP game... what's offensive about it?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:14 GMT
When working in business sales for BT, all orders placed had a reference number which consisted of several numbers and 4 letters. We actually had a about 2 weeks of order reference numbers with C-U-N-T in them, and we HAD to give the reference number to the customer :) Oh the joys of arguing with people thinking you are taking the piss and having to call your manager over to confirm to the customer it was a genuine order number...
This was towards the end of 2006, in case anyone has old paperwork sitting about form then... Have a look...
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:14 GMT
...to the ingenuity of people who want a "rude" number plate. Many years ago in the UK I saw "4 COF". I expect that would be OK in North Carolina, since they wouldn't get it.
Coat icon, coz I'll just 4 COF now.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:14 GMT
"WTF's 60th Anniversay Lecture Series - Archbishop Rowan Williams......."
Given the Archbishop's hard-earned reputation as a clueless beardie with a tendancy to spout complete bollocks in public, surely that one's the usual meaning?
Apparently he's speaking at the Foundation for Universal Christian Knowledge and World Interfaith Tolerance next week........
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:33 GMT
or take advantage of the publicity and auction it for a couple of grand.
I just need to find something equivalent for SFC and the plate will be worth more than the car.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:33 GMT
When they released their Werewolf: The Forsaken game.
It's real, check amazon
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:33 GMT
LMAO and ROFL! How FUBAR is that? What a bunch of SOC's!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:34 GMT
Apparently FTW (ooo it's an anagram, how handy) these days means "For the Win".
In my day it meant "Fuck The World".
So, WTF FTW ...
IJGMC.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:34 GMT
Legend has it that here in NY USA, somebody got away with having SMEGMA as their vanity plate for some time before an alert minion spotted it at renewal time.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:36 GMT
To be honest I'm surprised that the Catholic Church hasn't been up in arms about File Transfer Protocol.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 14:52 GMT
... DMV also means Dick Meets Vag?
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 15:15 GMT
Stagecoach have been running an extended advertising campaign for weekly passes on their buses. The adverts are a huge vinyl wrap-around, that covers the whole of the rear of the bus, I'm sure everyone knows the type. The image is a cartoon washing line with clothing on it, with a letter for each day of the week over each one. As you're probably guessed by now, the items for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday just happen to be the ones that appear on the rear of the bus.
I often wonder, as one passes me of a morning, who the genius was in their advertising department who got that past their management, and how sad is it that I appear to be the only person over 30 who appears to have noticed it.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 15:15 GMT
should use a BFH on the plate and just smash it flat.
There's an older gentleman that drives a '60s Ford Falcon ranchero around town with the California custom license plate TIHSEPA. No, I'm not kidding! Read _that_ one backwards!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 15:15 GMT
I live in North Carolina. I must now get a personalized license plate of "WTF"
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 15:35 GMT
Sorry to rain on your parade
The DVLA would have never released 'P155 OFF' in the previous incarnations of number plates...
The letters 'I', 'O', and 'Z' (and a couple of others, I think, but those are the ones I remember) could not appear in the final trilogy of letters it was said that they could be misconstrued as numbers, 1, 0 and 2 respectively.
So P155 OFF would never have happened!
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 16:10 GMT
"...The letters 'I', 'O', and 'Z' ... could not appear in the final trilogy of letters it was said that they could be misconstrued as numbers, 1, 0 and 2 respectively. So P155 OFF would never have happened!..."
how's about 'P155 AFF' then? that would still work in scotland and ireland [and possibly parts of 'zummerzet']
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:10 GMT
"Sorry to rain on your parade
The DVLA would have never released 'P155 OFF' in the previous incarnations of number plates...
The letters 'I', 'O', and 'Z' (and a couple of others, I think, but those are the ones I remember) could not appear in the final trilogy of letters it was said that they could be misconstrued as numbers, 1, 0 and 2 respectively.
So P155 OFF would never have happened!"
I think you'll find it was I, Q and Z.
If you check the DVLA site you can easily get a plate with "OFF" at the end. in fact P70 OFF is only £250.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:10 GMT
Sorry, but I had a plate once that was x 733 OWW so you could. have had OFF as part of the plate.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:10 GMT
Isn't that what it means? It says so in my Altos manual (it was from 1985 or so). The error message for unknown input to the ROM monitor was: "WTF?". Then the ROMs were all programmed and ready to go, and they wanted an explanation. They got it.
Of course, one could go to: http://thedailywtf.com/ to see the REAL problems of the day.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:10 GMT
Things work differently, er . . . strangely. Not only has WTF been taken out, but so has XXX.
http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/1107923.html
I grew up here, but moved back last year after living in New York city for 10 years. Geeeez, things are sooooo provencial. I laugh at ordinary citizens complete ignorance every day. I need to get on back up to NY. This place is weird.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:11 GMT
Alberta recalled newly issued license plates with the letters BSE a few years ago. Apparently they were offending some people at the time.
Posted Friday 27th June 2008 19:11 GMT
I'm in Austria. Just this afternoon had a car go by with number plate IM 3 WAY. What would Carolina make of that one?