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Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
I've follow IYLISMWDYGLT for a while now, and it's brilliant. This was the next logical step. Nicely done.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
Added: Tuesday, 10 June, 2008, 12:6 GMT
Does anyone realise that enviro-marxist do-gooders are lining their pockets beacuse muslims are running the show. True patriots must bring back Hitler. We need less emotion and more backbone in this country!??
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It all seem so obvious to me now...
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
...beign called a twat or a mail reader?
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
Fucking register there all fucking NAZIS we shud sent Andrew Orlovsky back to Afghanistan and elect Leicester Haines president of Wales! Wake up.
You mean some people need scripts to write drivel like this? How lazy can you get? Maybe we should introduce a new Turing test to see if we think fotw candidates are real or bots.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
"mark my words!. i have been realising over the past few years that enviro-marxist do-gooders are opening our borders. four words: make sure there are consequences. publish this one if you dare!??"
Oh, so much fun! now off to the daily mail site to see if they'll post it! :)
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
I've follow IYLISMWDYGLT for a while now, and it's brilliant. This was the next logical step. Nicely done.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
"We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments".
Is that even necessary? I'm seriously considering posting some of the finer bits of idiocy found on these comments pages straight to SYB.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
So this is where the Daily "glass half empty" Mail generates it's sorry excuse for journalism...
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
this post will probably be deleted! . Im not being racist but pregnant children are selling Britain to the French because I am now ashamed of Britain. All Englishmen should sterolise them all. Will sex with animals be legal next?!!!
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
> We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments.
I thought you already had.
Mine's the one you just set fire to and threw out into the street.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:47 GMT
The bbc pretends its not true but the bastions of political correctness are raising petrol prices! The only solution is to bring back the cane thatll teach em. Im voting BNP in the next eletcion, its the sensible choice!!!!!
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:51 GMT
this post will probably be deleted. . the bbc pretends its not true but New Labour is taking over the government because they want to destroy us from within!. We must make sure everyone knows.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:57 GMT
Like beign Slashdotted, but with more vultures.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
I read in the Sun that Hoomsexuals are using my wheelie binbecause Britai nis now under sharia law.End this madness now get rid of them. BRITISH FIRST!!
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
"IM NOT BEING RACIST BUT YOGHURT WEAVING HIPPIES ARE GIVING MONEY TO THEIR CRONIES. END THIS MADNESS NOW LEAVE TEH COUNTRY.. WHAT NET? ENCOURAGE SINGLE-PARENTING? OOPS. THEY DO IT ALREADY!!!!!"
Site seems to be dying at the moment though.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
First they came for the 'typical yanks' commenters, but I didn't care because I don't complain about 'typical yanks'.
Then they came for the 'Nazi referrers', but I agreed with Godwins law, so I didn't care.
Then they came for the grammar 'Nazi's', but the people who quote Godwin's law had already been taken, so nobody complained.
Then they came for the people who quote Pastor Martin Niemöll....^%$%$@& l;,l;fgb,l;
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
ElReg already has one of those. I believe it is named "AManFromMars".
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
What am I going to do for the rest of the day - you've broke speek your brane!
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:20 GMT
I'd sell out and put adverts on there if I could get the damn thing working again.
I'm not sure what flavour of shared hosting could survive this but Dreamhost (my hosting provider for the Tw*t-O-Tron site) seem to consider a 1min load avg of 40+ to be "normal". I expect the load is currently 100+.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:54 GMT
These things have been around for at least 10 years. Some of them have advanced (or is that regressed) to the point that you could mistake them for actual people. Albeit ones who are drunk/stoned, can't spell or punctuate and have no clue what they're talking about (though it's usually completely off-topic).
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:54 GMT
and have happily had several of my comments approved despite not having a real spitting frothing racist to type them with.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
I'm hoping if I fill HYS up with enough fake crap they might consider a proper system. Like Slashdot.
shit, the world has gone mad if I am recommending the Slashdot system as preferable....
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it. I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back."
LOL!!
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
I read in the Sun that drug scum are preaching hate, Every British working man must let Boris Johnson sort it out,
What_happened_to_my_country Big Brother Government
Black Helicopter 'cos of above.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
We broke it.
"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it."
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.
I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.
In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.
Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
This is the current message on their site...
"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.
I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.
In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.
Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts. "
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
Message now on IYLISMWDYGLT:
"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.
"I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.
"In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.
"Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts."
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
I was wondering why SYB was not loading properly, and keeped braking. Now I know.
Youv'e messed it up for all of us! Your probably all realy leftie pinkos trying to bring down SYB anyway! Think of the children! Some non sequita about Muslims! And probably something about how the government should go just to finish it off...
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:06 GMT
It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.
I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.
In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.
Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:10 GMT
The site linked from this atricle has gone down, however the replacement error message is worth a read. It keeps being added to also.
El Reg - The killer linker
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:41 GMT
From the site:
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El Reg.
Sorry for everything being mainly broke today. The Register linked to the Twat-O-Tron and the load on the server went up to over 300.
"
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 14:52 GMT
I got wp-cache working again. It seems it got turned off during a WordPress upgrade.
Now I can handle up to 5 visitors a day.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 15:54 GMT
"Albeit ones [people] who are drunk/stoned, can't spell or punctuate and have no clue what they're talking about (though it's usually completely off-topic)"
So, you're talking about Amanfrommars then?
The problem starts when you think you're understanding what he/she/it says...
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 16:16 GMT
There could be some bloody interesting search results springing up soon!
In other news...
"I can't believe where this country is headed.. I read that the permissive society is getting freebies because they want to breed a hybrid fetus. We must elect Kilroy now!
Immigrants Out Of England - In the Know"
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 20:11 GMT
I just find something on the internet that makes me angry, it's not difficult, just spend five minutes reading a tabloid news website like CNN or Fox News. I then just pick a random story from the Reg with a comment form and start ranting until my fingers bleed.
What do you mean that's not what the everyone else does? Then how do you explain what they're writing?
Speaking of homolesbians, what's the latest on the gay flamingos and cows? Haven't seen a decent gay animal story on the reg for a long time. Have the world's grant writers actually started reading applications for funding?
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 20:11 GMT
... those have been reading the BBC's forums for some time now know that this sort of thing has been appearing on there pretty much since there inception.
That's right, it's not random gibberish being put together by computer, some people actually write like that!
Paris because... oh, figure it out yourself.
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 20:11 GMT
Cheers, I've now wasted ages repeatedly refreshing my browser and sniggering
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 20:11 GMT
that George Bush is getting in the swing of things for his new job....
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 22:35 GMT
This will probably be censored but don't you realize that El Reg is just a bunch of leftist stirrers like that Orlowski dood and Dick Destiny opinotard guys sucking off Britain's GNP for takeover by the EU through linking to retarded sites and dissing the military!! Then paedophile terrorist will blow us away because the police will be unable to ask for your id in the streetz. WAKE UP!!!1! Four words: If you like Vulture Central so much, why don't you go live there. It's that simple?!+
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 02:30 GMT
How in the heck can my mind be read across the internet. I think I'm thinking them before they pop-up ... I have proof of this ... if I think really hard before I click 'New', I get a really old thought ...
This is just another attempt at keeping the Muslim down. Freaking retard westerners (westards ?). That's it. I'm taking my shot-gun shells, canned goods and tin-foil hat and going home ... there will be only two things left, cocharoaches and that weird Indian guy in the server center ... oh the horror.
Mine's the one with the AOL 1.0 disk in the pocket.
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 08:58 GMT
If you can write a Perl script that produces a good facsimile of your average Daily Mail / HYS reader's outpourings - does that mean Britain now has several million people who would fail the Turing test?
I BLAME TONY B. LIAR etc. etc.
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 11:54 GMT
I imagine it would be a wonderful place. filled with beer whiskey cafferine and wine littered with the best hard wear and the greatest gadets. and every one works from laptops on sofa's made from print outs of FOTW and paris hilton pictures.
and howls with laughter ring though the office all day purely at the joy of a job well done.
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 11:54 GMT
Britain has several million people that would fail to show up on SETI at Home, let along a Turing test. It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 11:54 GMT
That's an advanced prototype, made of a polymetal alloy...
Urzhole!
Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 22:41 GMT
"Hear me out. its not politically correct to say so but the UN is opening our borders because it's politically correct. The silent majority must bring back Hitler. You heard it here first!??
Libby Lefty Nutcase Londonistan"