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Dangermouse

Never a truer word was spoken... 

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Added: Tuesday, 10 June, 2008, 12:6 GMT

Does anyone realise that enviro-marxist do-gooders are lining their pockets beacuse muslims are running the show. True patriots must bring back Hitler. We need less emotion and more backbone in this country!??

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It all seem so obvious to me now...

Scott

Don't know what's worse... 

Pirate

...beign called a twat or a mail reader?

Anonymous Coward

typical 

Dead Vulture

Fucking register there all fucking NAZIS we shud sent Andrew Orlovsky back to Afghanistan and elect Leicester Haines president of Wales! Wake up.

You mean some people need scripts to write drivel like this? How lazy can you get? Maybe we should introduce a new Turing test to see if we think fotw candidates are real or bots.

Anonymous Coward

I prefer using this.... 

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http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

Stef

sweet! 

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"mark my words!. i have been realising over the past few years that enviro-marxist do-gooders are opening our borders. four words: make sure there are consequences. publish this one if you dare!??"

Oh, so much fun! now off to the daily mail site to see if they'll post it! :)

Greg

GENIUS 

I've follow IYLISMWDYGLT for a while now, and it's brilliant. This was the next logical step. Nicely done.

Anonymous Coward

Redundant 

Flame

"We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments".

Is that even necessary? I'm seriously considering posting some of the finer bits of idiocy found on these comments pages straight to SYB.

Alan

<title> 

Heart

So this is where the Daily "glass half empty" Mail generates it's sorry excuse for journalism...

tim

wang-dango 

this post will probably be deleted! . Im not being racist but pregnant children are selling Britain to the French because I am now ashamed of Britain. All Englishmen should sterolise them all. Will sex with animals be legal next?!!!

Sordid Details

Eh? 

Coat

> We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments.

I thought you already had.

Mine's the one you just set fire to and threw out into the street.

Anonymous Coward

cyclops - Big Brother Government 

Dead Vulture

The bbc pretends its not true but the bastions of political correctness are raising petrol prices! The only solution is to bring back the cane thatll teach em. Im voting BNP in the next eletcion, its the sensible choice!!!!!

ahahaha you won't catch me that easy again

somewhat obviously... 

Stop

this post will probably be deleted. . the bbc pretends its not true but New Labour is taking over the government because they want to destroy us from within!. We must make sure everyone knows.

Anonymous Coward

It seems to have been elRegged! 

Dead Vulture

Like beign Slashdotted, but with more vultures.

breakfast

As EU_bunglers_are_ruining_UK of Nottingham said: 

I read in the Sun that Hoomsexuals are using my wheelie binbecause Britai nis now under sharia law.End this madness now get rid of them. BRITISH FIRST!!

Michael Sheils

Shouting is fun! 

Dead Vulture

"IM NOT BEING RACIST BUT YOGHURT WEAVING HIPPIES ARE GIVING MONEY TO THEIR CRONIES. END THIS MADNESS NOW LEAVE TEH COUNTRY.. WHAT NET? ENCOURAGE SINGLE-PARENTING? OOPS. THEY DO IT ALREADY!!!!!"

Site seems to be dying at the moment though.

Anonymous Coward

First they came for the 'typical yanks' 

First they came for the 'typical yanks' commenters, but I didn't care because I don't complain about 'typical yanks'.

Then they came for the 'Nazi referrers', but I agreed with Godwins law, so I didn't care.

Then they came for the grammar 'Nazi's', but the people who quote Godwin's law had already been taken, so nobody complained.

Then they came for the people who quote Pastor Martin Niemöll....^%$%$@& l;,l;fgb,l;

Mike Dolan

ElReg already has one... 

Joke

ElReg already has one of those. I believe it is named "AManFromMars".

david

Oh Noooooo! 

What am I going to do for the rest of the day - you've broke speek your brane!

Matt

Yeah 

I'd sell out and put adverts on there if I could get the damn thing working again.

I'm not sure what flavour of shared hosting could survive this but Dreamhost (my hosting provider for the Tw*t-O-Tron site) seem to consider a 1min load avg of 40+ to be "normal". I expect the load is currently 100+.

Pete

the mainstay of every usenet group 

These things have been around for at least 10 years. Some of them have advanced (or is that regressed) to the point that you could mistake them for actual people. Albeit ones who are drunk/stoned, can't spell or punctuate and have no clue what they're talking about (though it's usually completely off-topic).

Tetsugaku-San

I'bve been using this to fill the real HYS 

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and have happily had several of my comments approved despite not having a real spitting frothing racist to type them with.

Tetsugaku-San

Oh yes and.. 

Go

I'm hoping if I fill HYS up with enough fake crap they might consider a proper system. Like Slashdot.

shit, the world has gone mad if I am recommending the Slashdot system as preferable....

Anonymous Coward

Someone broke it!! 

Happy

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it. I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back."

LOL!!

Ian Walker

Nail hit firmly on head I think... 

Black Helicopters

I read in the Sun that drug scum are preaching hate, Every British working man must let Boris Johnson sort it out,

What_happened_to_my_country Big Brother Government

Black Helicopter 'cos of above.

David

Broke 

Unhappy

We broke it.

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it."

Anonymous Coward

He's getting too much traffic so you get this instead... 

Stop

It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.

Anonymous Coward

El Reg have killed their site! 

Happy

This is the current message on their site...

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts. "

Senor Beavis

Fecked 

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Message now on IYLISMWDYGLT:

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

"I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

"In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

"Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts."

Anonymous Coward

El Reg.. I hate you!!! 

Dead Vulture

I was wondering why SYB was not loading properly, and keeped braking. Now I know.

Youv'e messed it up for all of us! Your probably all realy leftie pinkos trying to bring down SYB anyway! Think of the children! Some non sequita about Muslims! And probably something about how the government should go just to finish it off...

Philip Blythe

OOPS - A bit of overload at the Tw*t-O-Tron 

Stop

It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.

Gary

El Reg - Website murderers. 

Dead Vulture

The site linked from this atricle has gone down, however the replacement error message is worth a read. It keeps being added to also.

El Reg - The killer linker

Big Al

Do they mean us? They surely do! 

Pirate

From the site:

"

El Reg.

Sorry for everything being mainly broke today. The Register linked to the Twat-O-Tron and the load on the server went up to over 300.

"

Matt

It's back 

I got wp-cache working again. It seems it got turned off during a WordPress upgrade.

Now I can handle up to 5 visitors a day.

A. Coatsworth

@pete 

Alien

"Albeit ones [people] who are drunk/stoned, can't spell or punctuate and have no clue what they're talking about (though it's usually completely off-topic)"

So, you're talking about Amanfrommars then?

The problem starts when you think you're understanding what he/she/it says...

Anonymous Coward

Don't search engines index these comments? 

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There could be some bloody interesting search results springing up soon!

In other news...

"I can't believe where this country is headed.. I read that the permissive society is getting freebies because they want to breed a hybrid fetus. We must elect Kilroy now!

Immigrants Out Of England - In the Know"

Andy Bright

riiiight 

I just find something on the internet that makes me angry, it's not difficult, just spend five minutes reading a tabloid news website like CNN or Fox News. I then just pick a random story from the Reg with a comment form and start ranting until my fingers bleed.

What do you mean that's not what the everyone else does? Then how do you explain what they're writing?

Speaking of homolesbians, what's the latest on the gay flamingos and cows? Haven't seen a decent gay animal story on the reg for a long time. Have the world's grant writers actually started reading applications for funding?

Graham Marsden

Yebbut... 

Paris Hilton

... those have been reading the BBC's forums for some time now know that this sort of thing has been appearing on there pretty much since there inception.

That's right, it's not random gibberish being put together by computer, some people actually write like that!

Paris because... oh, figure it out yourself.

Paul Fleetwood

to the A C who posted the euphemism generator 

Cheers, I've now wasted ages repeatedly refreshing my browser and sniggering

Steve Wehrle

Nice to know ... 

Happy

that George Bush is getting in the swing of things for his new job....

Destroy All Monsters

SOd this. 

Pirate

This will probably be censored but don't you realize that El Reg is just a bunch of leftist stirrers like that Orlowski dood and Dick Destiny opinotard guys sucking off Britain's GNP for takeover by the EU through linking to retarded sites and dissing the military!! Then paedophile terrorist will blow us away because the police will be unable to ask for your id in the streetz. WAKE UP!!!1! Four words: If you like Vulture Central so much, why don't you go live there. It's that simple?!+

StillNoCouch

WTF ... a Time Machine ? 

Coat

How in the heck can my mind be read across the internet. I think I'm thinking them before they pop-up ... I have proof of this ... if I think really hard before I click 'New', I get a really old thought ...

This is just another attempt at keeping the Muslim down. Freaking retard westerners (westards ?). That's it. I'm taking my shot-gun shells, canned goods and tin-foil hat and going home ... there will be only two things left, cocharoaches and that weird Indian guy in the server center ... oh the horror.

Mine's the one with the AOL 1.0 disk in the pocket.

Evil Graham

Turing Test? 

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If you can write a Perl script that produces a good facsimile of your average Daily Mail / HYS reader's outpourings - does that mean Britain now has several million people who would fail the Turing test?

I BLAME TONY B. LIAR etc. etc.

Mike Groombridge

I'd love to live in vulture central 

Happy

I imagine it would be a wonderful place. filled with beer whiskey cafferine and wine littered with the best hard wear and the greatest gadets. and every one works from laptops on sofa's made from print outs of FOTW and paris hilton pictures.

and howls with laughter ring though the office all day purely at the joy of a job well done.

Anonymous Coward

Turing Test 

Coat

Britain has several million people that would fail to show up on SETI at Home, let along a Turing test. It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

Mark

"AManFromMars". 

That's an advanced prototype, made of a polymetal alloy...

Urzhole!

Anonymous Coward

The silent majority must bring back Hitler 

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"Hear me out. its not politically correct to say so but the UN is opening our borders because it's politically correct. The silent majority must bring back Hitler. You heard it here first!??

Libby Lefty Nutcase Londonistan"