...it's a legitimately incurred cost for dry-cleaning all the trouser custard out of the bedsheets and off the curtains....

"It's a hard job. Porn movies are known for showing the action, not the bed or the carpet it is happening on."

Yes, exactly Mrs Master of Stating the Bloody Obvious, and I don't think I 've seen anywhere a scene where actually people change rooms/places, or bring more clothes during the action.

As a consequence, you can figure out the entierety of the dressing at the very start of each scene, and don't need to watch all of it.You should even be able to skip any mature content, with some skill.

PH icon, obviously, since she's surely learnt how to skip some of the chapters of her superb filmo ...

Curse you for stifling my navel fetish!

Mine's the one with the lint filled pockets.

I am writing to you in application for the Tax Inspector/Assessor position as advertised on "The Register". Please forgive my lack of Hungarian, I hope I am correct in the assumption that this is not required for the role.

I can assure you that I have many Terabytes experience in this field and have therefore developed an extremely keen eye for detail. You will notice from my CV that I am bimanual but have a 100 wpm rate single-handed - which I would consider an advantage in this line of work.

I am prepared to undergo a period of volutary assessment in order to secure the position - I will merely require expenses to cover tissues and an aloe-based moisturiser.

I look forward to your swift reply.

stupid porn-tards..... how dare they make life difficult and uncomfortable for the tax-tards.

Paris - as she probably didn't claim her tax back for her grumble-pic

Why is the bellie button covered ?

In a word...

SUPERB!!!

Why can't I have their job?

Saying that, I almost feel sorry for them; they have to watch the "art" and try to ignore the action and focus on the mundanities of set-dressing and props.

Excellent article, although quite what it has to do with IT I've yet to grasp....

I 'spose you can watch the noble art of these men and women as they try to capture the beast with two backs in celluloid posterity, on a computer...

/ Paris 'cause you know she'd put the sheets on her tax return. Probably the cost of the video camera too, although she "claims" the film was released without her consent and she's really very very annoyed about, so annoyed she had to take a job as a tv presenter thanks to the fame it generated. Poor her.

You blacked out the navel?! Puritanical bastards!

don't know about anybody else, but if I see a bare belly button I really cannot control myself. Its a good job it was censored.

one of those nuns is surely paris hilton in a ironic twist to the tale.

Why's it blacked out then?

Paris, 'cos she wouldn't blacken hers.

Putting up stiff opposition are they?

I can see an ankle!

Forget the coat, I'm going to sit quietly in a darkened room until the Devil leaves me....

We will have nun of that!

"Because we can't realistically analyse the equipment use from the end video product we will need to visit the shoot sir"

Whenever there was a perfect excuse to hangout with pornstars that what is - slow witted nitwits...

(also quite pleased I managed to squeeze anal into that too :D )

I wonder if they have to deal with the chimera sheep?

Paris, 'cos her's wasn't porn, it was art.

... most likely to avoid offending the sensibilities of El Reg's Islamic readers, since Middle-Eastern cultures regard the belly-button as an erogenous zone. I'll leave it to the more gutter-minded of the readership to speculate on why that is...

Paris because she NEVER covers up her belly button!

The nuns are Glenda Jackson and Eric Morecombe!

That must be Ernie Wise underneath, with his short fat hairy legs.

Not Suitable For Wankingto.

:)

..... couldn't they just leave the price tags on?????