The International Space Station's troublesome toilet is now sucking like a good 'un after Oleg Kononenko yesterday fitted the new pump delivered by Space Shuttle Discovery on mission STS-124. The Russian ASU (Ассенизационно-Санитарная Установка, or "Waste Management System") clapped out last month, prompting a certain amount of …
OK..Somebody has to say it.
Did the toilet get jammed by the Captains Log????
Mines the Jacket that has gone where no jacket has gone before....
This really does..........
.................take the piss!
Sorry, the space suit in the corner please.
Dont they have nappies?
Surely a suitable subject ...
... for the Friday Playmobile re-enactment
What a relief!
Mines the coat with the bog roll in the pocket
Hopefully there'll be less crap floating in earth orbit now
I bet you they could have got a Polish guy to do it much cheaper.
Is this what space exploration amounts to now? The bog. They have to be doing something else up there!
the flush of success spreads across the Urals.........verr nace !
Better than having to go where no one has gone before.
They got their S*** together.
All of this goes to prove where the priorities are! (as if we didn't know already!).
Did they check for Klingons?
Darryl should be sorry
Did you mean the Klingons, orbiting around Uranus?
One shouldn't post only half a cliche. Urine a lot of trouble for that.
A Log ?
Re the Captain's log being responsible , when I was in the Sewer business as a shit pipe designer the "log" was referred to as a Golden Admiral.
Not built like a butterfly however.
My coat is the brown one hanging all on its own.
As they said on the News Quiz
It's only the urine unit which has failed, the solids section is working. "So while the Commander will have to wait to spend a penny, his Number 2 will be fine"
Check out the site
What happened to recycling?
Good, no more waiting.
On the other hand, that means there will be no more 'Constellation Urine'...
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