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Google's Hot Trends shafted by strap-on

It appears that Google Trends' advanced algorithm which "filters out spam and removes inappropriate material" from the search monolith's analysis of "broad search patterns" has been shafted by horny teens, as today's hot tips demonstrate: Google's Hot trends for 05.06.08 showing offending listing in second spot Interest in " …

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Anonymous Coward
Heart

come on chip in

I g00gled it as I always first to support a good cause

Pirate

Texas!

Well a mate of mine moved to Texas earlier this year, so I guess I know where all of this can be traced back to..

Anonymous Coward
Jobs Horns

ha ha

The /b/ tards are at it again

Paris Hilton

Looks credible...

... after all, it has a higher rank than Werner Herzog. Figures.

Paris, because I didn't see her in that list...

Paris Hilton

Is this ...

Paris, Texas?

Anonymous Coward
Joke

Time: 08:00

Where the 0 stands for "Oh my god..."

Apologies to Robin Williams / Good Morning Vietnam

Truth be told...

It's not a very interesting search.

further filth

Those pesky kids clearly made it to 13th place as well: "red wings parade"? - disgusting.

Paris Hilton

Still there

dropped to 26 though. Come on people, let's get behind this, it can be number 1!

Paris, well...

Paris Hilton

Playmobil

Playmobil

Paris because, just because.

Anonymous Coward
Thumb Up

Geeky flash mobs

I'm sure the Reg can organise its own "flash mobs" directed at Google. For example everyone searching for "donkey boner" at a specific time and date. I'd be game!

Coat

Flash mob

I agree with the flash mob idea...

Someone come up with something completely inappropriate... something noone in there right mind would search for... I KNOW!!!!

"John Prescott Sex Tape"

Now thats worth searching for!

I'll Get my coat

Paris Hilton

@Daniel

That one has an outside chance of going horribly wrong.......<shudder>

Paris, because even she draws the line somewhere.

Happy

Re: John Prescott Sex Tape

there isn't one :( I have searched to no avail...

Damn English...

Don't even know that Red Wings parade refers to an American Hockey team. LOL. They took the Stanley Cup Wednesday night.

worringley enought

"John Prescott Sex Tape" returns 2 results and 1 of them is this page I did not risk clicking on the other....

John Prescott Sex Tape

The reason you can't find one is that it was removed in preparation for the Extreme Porn Laws...

Coat

Re: further filth

"red wings parade"

In deed on this day, Lord Stanley's cup will be carried through the streets of Detroit, Michigan, down Woodward Avenue (Michigan Highway 1) where crowds will worship it with cheap beer and pummel it with paint ball guns.

Paris Hilton

RE: Flash mob search

Paris Hilton sex tapes.

Or has that already been done.

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