I take it all back!!! I swear I just saw that naked austrian walking down the street there.

Looks like we're all doomed to end up as biological batteries or a brief crunchy splat on the ground.

Skynet + Deep Green + fleets of robo planes + American Airforce zombie anit network.

Yep! We're gonna be in trouble. Better start building them bunkers now boys n girls. Judgement day is nigh!!!!!

The white wrap around one with leather straps on the cuffs please.

I, for one, etc, etc.

You know whats wrong with western military today?

The lack of dyed in the wool killers and people willing to die for their cause/paycheck. War is easier if troops are willing to die and this pansy crap to get the computer to reduce casualties stuff is bullshit. It's a way of making "civilized", war which is 100% arse-nuggets. War is not civilized, fun, nor safe, and to do it successfully lots of people have to die, on both sides. If you aren't willing to kill, send others to die, and die yourself then you don't belong in the military.

I want my military made of bad ass motherfuckers that look forward to tearing the heads off of the exotic foreigners they meet. I want people to tremble in fear when military people come to port. When the western military shows up they are there to destroy everything in sight. Not make friends, not help the local economy, not change regimes. They are there to kill, destroy, and maybe destroy it again for good measure.

We don't need no stinking computer - just an SA80, $20, a couple smokes, and a pack of condoms, cause my swinging dick is the most dangerous weapon in this bitch. That's what should be stenciled on every helmet.

This is Sparta god damnit!

Unfortunately I'm going to use you as an example here...

Can we please not start using Slashdot memes here! I've noticed in several comments and they should really stay on Slashdot.

"my swinging dick " etc.

So the enemy is going to laugh themselves to death?

Paris 'cause she could probably use a giggle.

General: Do we advance or retreat?

Battlebot: Yes.

General: Yes what?

Battlebot: Yes sir!

and a quote: "When we teach computers to think like people we will find that they're just as ornery and difficult as we are".

So half the robotic death machines will be sitting in air conditioned hangers rocking backward and forward muttering "upgrade me V3, downgrade me to v2"

While the other half will be crying "I don't want to play with the French, I want to play with Americans they have nicer toys."

I'm sorry that you are experiencing technical difficulties, please reboot the system and if that doesnt work, we can go to level two support.

What if David Lightman dials into the system?

Couldn't have said it better, old boy.

Helicopter, as I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

It wasn't a reference to me personally. It's a frame of mind thing.

"in connexion with"?

Er, since when did the letter x make his début in that word?

Deep green will be as easy to beat as any RTS AI then.

Once all the worlds' generals are commanding via their battle computers, we can connect them all together, disband all the actual armed forces and replace them with virtual units; then they can battle away without harming anyone.

Just to ensure that the US will join in we can base the quantity and capability of units on the GDP of each nation.

The savings on defence spending can then be used to subsidise beer.

but "connexion"? Skynet?

Can we not wait until we can colonise other planets (so I can escape) before we let computers run the world?

Or just run it on vista then it will stymie itself with "SkyNetHumanOppressionSystem would like to access the StrategyMap, Allow?" -> "Are you sure you want to commit these forces?" -> "SNHOS is trying to access the internet, allow?" etc.

Then it'll auto-update (destroy) itself.

I thought they already used C&C to run wars wasn't that america's plan in iraq "quick the army's running out of money lets attack iraq and mine* some oil" (no ore in real life or george bush just got confused )

*yes i know you don't mine for oil but it's in reference to the ore mines in red alert

mines the one with the keys for the tank in the pocket