Crimestoppers learn the joy of text
Michael McLean
emmm how? #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:30 GMT

how can you text someone saying you just had you mobile phone stolen, carry two mobile phones?
Andrew Cooper
And the award for the best T9 fuck up goes to... #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:30 GMT

My favourite is "smirnoff", which on my phone appears as "poisoned".
"Those kids in the park have a bottle of poisoned and are drinking themselves to death!"
Will
m8 #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:30 GMT

da gy @ trmnl wont lt me on da pln coz my rags sho gunz. hlp mofo
Will
crimz hppn #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:30 GMT

yo da google boyz r bustin lawz wt dodg hm pge on da web. go kick da dorz dwn bruva. chrz
Will
nt on my phn #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:32 GMT

yo, som mofo inst a doge app on me ipiece, cum get th skum. lttle prx thtl lrn thm.
Will
hlp #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:32 GMT

saw mi m8 rotn 5 chx w a mofo hitlr mo on bro. cum get em. b quik, hz got a fst ka
(come on people you get the idea, let loose! heheheh)
Anonymous Coward
Teens + Anon Texts = Hoax... #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:32 GMT

Can't hep thinking that many teens will just text in as hoaxes....
Will
boz #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:32 GMT

sum prk w booz on pikdlly ln, cum get em. brwn hair bout 5/9, can of auz pis fostrz i thnk. hlp urgnt, h8 tht auzz shyt.
Seán
Sent Messages #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 08:32 GMT
So I can send anonymous text messages dobbing in anyone I feel like. So if I plant the evidence while they're at the pub and then I wait until closing time to tip off the filth I can clear up that annoying neighbour problem once and for all.
Strange to think the Bill is actually becoming reality, it wasn't too long ago that grassing was a dangerous hobby.
pctechxp
explosion in hoax calls #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 09:23 GMT
Couldn't agree more AC
Why not give them another stupid thing to do "because they are bored and got nothing to do"
Suppose they can add it to their hobbies of binge drinking/stabbing innocent people/mugging OAPs.
I bet the Police are chuffed at this innovation </sarcasm>
some examples then:
hlp plz me saw a gangsta wiv blade on Oxford Sreet, he blk, about 5/9, cum quk
cum quik plz, me blood niced my gf, dat is surely nt allowed, cum get em plz.
(not sure whether those abbrevations are correct as I've not been 'down with the kids' for a few years and mobiiles were just becoming mass market when I got my first and have alwayes used proper English anyway and my standard reply to friends that did use text speak was WTF?)
I think thanks to T9 and iTap, the dictionary will look very different in 10 years and thanks to this, we'll have no police left because they'll all have left because they are fed up of being given the run around.
Shades
Hue & Cry? #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 09:23 GMT

"Being caught by a 160-character tip-off would be embarrassing, but given the ineffectual nature of hue and cry these days sending a text message might be a good idea."
So that's the problem... I've found Hue and Cry to be ineffectual too. I mean, they've been Looking for Linda since the 80's.
Yes, I know... I've already got it and I'm leaving!
Daniel Wilkie
@Will #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 09:36 GMT
omg sum dood gt pwned bi a gi wiv a nif on da bus frm prtsmouth help omgwtfbbq
david
A la amfm #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 09:45 GMT

Too much Noise will Hide any Clear Signals Unless this is a Premium Service which defeats Noble Purpose.
JakeyC
Re: And the award for the best T9 fuck up goes to... #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 10:26 GMT
I reckon there could be some hilarious consequences of 'pint', 'shot' and 'riot' belonging to the same 4-key sequence...
Gordon Matson
@pctechxp #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 10:36 GMT

"have alwayes used proper English anyway"
hmmm.....
Anonymous Coward
@will #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 11:25 GMT
guy with trnsfrmrs tshrt. snd da shooters.
Graham Marsden
ZOMFG! #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 11:25 GMT

sum gi w a thk jkt jump da barrierz @ stokwl tube stn! bust sum capz n hiz hed!
Anonymous Coward
Trial in schools #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 11:25 GMT
... so is crimestoppers going to over-ride the policy enforced in many schools that mobile phones are not allowed to be used during school hours by pupils.
Anonymous Coward
@Will #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 11:34 GMT
Was that yoof speak? I couldn't understand any of it.
I must be getting old. Sigh...
Neil
STFU #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 12:01 GMT
So if the messages are encrypted and randomly routed....how do you peice 2 texts together at the receiving end when you go over 160 chars?
"...he's downstairs with a gun, my address is" "my neighbour isn't paying for his tv license..."
Stop this madness put more bobbys on the beat. Better still put the army on the beat with wolves to sort out all these chavs with dogs. And pets.
Anonymous Coward
txt #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 12:01 GMT

hlp. im prsnr in mbl phn shop
John Macintyre
@Sent Messages #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 12:01 GMT
er.. you can already do this by calling crime stoppers from a payphone, nothing new.
on a general note, I assume I've just misunderstood but:
'The trial will launch at three schools in Tower Hamlets,'
'In the UK messages can just be sent to 88551, and will be routed to CrimeStoppers'
How will they know the messages are from the trial, and not just any old person texting that number now that you've advertised it?
Stu Pid
Number #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 12:27 GMT

Surely it would be better if the number you had to text was 21463? CRIME. Or is that too obvious?
Law
does text work on 999 or 112?? #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 12:44 GMT

?????
Paris knows how to screw her friends over with her mobile....
Andrew
I'm 17. Text Speak Is Shite. #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 13:43 GMT

Nice idea, but to be fair, who the hell understands that shortened shite?
I use full english, and i'm just a common southampton boy :)
Will be handy in some cases I believe.
Kanhef
@ Andrew Cooper #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 15:11 GMT
How many times did you try to write 'smirnoff' before you noticed it comes out wrong?
@ Andrew:
Thank God some of today's youth are still sane!
Anonymous Coward
Maybe ... #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 16:19 GMT
txt speak will be converted to English after you've sent the message and before Crimestoppers get the message.
They can do marvellous things with computers these days - apparently ...
Richard Sloan
"a chav with a brick is over my car smashing the raped!" #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 18:19 GMT

The best t9 error I get is "raped" when I am in the middle of typing "screen", annoying when I'm trying to get back into my irssi session in PuTTY...
Anonymous Coward
Anderson Software!? #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 19:26 GMT

It just reminds me of that scene in the Matrix where the agents are interrogating Neo and they glue his thumbs together...
"Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is an anonymous snitch... if you're unable to text?"
pctechxp
@Gordon Matson #
Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 21:44 GMT

Yes yes just noticed it was a typo, I do indeed know how to spell always and mobiles.
I got C in English Language don't you know, would have been an A* if the questions were about the actual construction of words and sentences rather than what some journo was thinking when he wrote some campaign leaflet for [insert cause here]
The Geek, because tech blokes suffer from typing mistakes in the rush to get their ideas out.
Anonymous Coward
Title #
Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 09:27 GMT

Would you all stop talking in faux-text-talk. It's not even funny. Seriously.