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Oz parliament enjoys multiple orgasms

Slaine

ta daaaa 

Joke

a cunning linguist and no mistake

thomas k.

genetically-modified? 

Well, I've never had any trouble achieving them in the usual fashion, but I suppose there's probably a few blighters out there who could use some help.

Anonymous Coward

Multiple orgasms from same Wood... 

Coat

...I'll get my coat...

Anonymous Coward

@ Multiple orgasms from same Wood 

IT Angle

Women reading this must be thinking wow I want a piece of him for a night. And the men are thinking this is our new stamina target hahaa. Now, where's that web form I was filling in...

Anonymous Coward

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Oh shucks. And there was I about to be in favour of GM for the first time ever :-( What a (multiple) let down.

Anonymous Coward

@Slaine 

Coat

> a cunning linguist and no mistake

Personally, I thought he was a Shining Wit.

Mine's the one with with the leather elbow patches...

Glenn Amspaugh

The Trick is... 

Go

...getting them one right after another. Now that's a good trick.

Dan

Biology of the Orgasm 

Heart

When I went of to university a long time ago, i remember my Mum asking why one of the courses i was studying was called Biology of the Orgasm

Anonymous Coward

Orgasms are awesome 

Coat

.... I couldn't survive without them.

Anonymous Coward

@Biology of the Orgasm 

I remember returning home from school during the first Iraq war to be given a news update by my mother, apparently one of pilots had got into trouble and had to ejaculate.

Anonymous Coward

chortle...... 

im sure its just a cunning stunt.

Joshua Goodall

damnit 

IT Angle

I clicked on a Lester Haines article :(

Anonymous Coward

Which reminds me. 

Speaking of pollies with unfortunate names, a few years ago here in Aus a couple of pollies sued for defamation an author that published some scandalous accusations regarding their wives.

The offended politicians surnames were Abbot and Costello and right royal pair of jokers they were not. Needless to say it was a sub-editors wet-dream come true.

Dr Patrick J R Harkin

"Genetically modified orgasms. Orgasms." 

Come again?

Anonymous Coward

@AC Re: Pilot ejaculated 

Coat

These things happen when you come under enemy fire.

JP Strauss

@@AC Re: Pilot ejaculated 

Coat

That's what happens when your troops pull out too late.

Anonymous John

Paris Hilton 

Paris Hilton

As I'm sure she enjoys them.

Steve Mann

And that's why 

Happy

y' never leave your office with your workstation logged on and your important document open & waiting for some wily cad from the Other Party to steal in and violate it's pristine language.

Terrence Bayrock

Where do I sign up for the "scientific investigation" 

Paris Hilton

along with how many other volunteers.

Also,

Does Oz have a commercial source of these?

Where and how much for quantity procurements?

And is there a Meat angle ?

Paris, for obvious reasons........

stizzleswick

Thanks, Lester. 

Coat

Made my day. Seems they've gone on to genetically modify just about everything *chuckle*

Can we expect spam about genetic modifications for longer, more, multiple, whatever orgasms in the near future?

All right, all right, the one with the condom hanging out of the pocket please...

Lee T.

And the best bit... 

Coat

is that it got multiple playback on the evening news. One after another

i'm going, i'm going. Coat?