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An Oz Liberal backbencher secured his place in Austrlian parliamentary history by suffering multiple, genetically-modified orgasms while addressing the house yesterday, the Sydney Morning Herald reports. Victorian MP Jason Wood got into trouble while discussing "genetically modified organisms". He wowed the mercifully sparse …

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Joke

ta daaaa

a cunning linguist and no mistake

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genetically-modified?

Well, I've never had any trouble achieving them in the usual fashion, but I suppose there's probably a few blighters out there who could use some help.

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Coat

Multiple orgasms from same Wood...

...I'll get my coat...

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IT Angle

@ Multiple orgasms from same Wood

Women reading this must be thinking wow I want a piece of him for a night. And the men are thinking this is our new stamina target hahaa. Now, where's that web form I was filling in...

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Anonymous Coward

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Oh shucks. And there was I about to be in favour of GM for the first time ever :-( What a (multiple) let down.

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Coat

@Slaine

> a cunning linguist and no mistake

Personally, I thought he was a Shining Wit.

Mine's the one with with the leather elbow patches...

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Go

The Trick is...

...getting them one right after another. Now that's a good trick.

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Dan
Heart

Biology of the Orgasm

When I went of to university a long time ago, i remember my Mum asking why one of the courses i was studying was called Biology of the Orgasm

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Coat

Orgasms are awesome

.... I couldn't survive without them.

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Anonymous Coward

@Biology of the Orgasm

I remember returning home from school during the first Iraq war to be given a news update by my mother, apparently one of pilots had got into trouble and had to ejaculate.

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Anonymous Coward

chortle......

im sure its just a cunning stunt.

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IT Angle

damnit

I clicked on a Lester Haines article :(

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Anonymous Coward

Which reminds me.

Speaking of pollies with unfortunate names, a few years ago here in Aus a couple of pollies sued for defamation an author that published some scandalous accusations regarding their wives.

The offended politicians surnames were Abbot and Costello and right royal pair of jokers they were not. Needless to say it was a sub-editors wet-dream come true.

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"Genetically modified orgasms. Orgasms."

Come again?

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Coat

@AC Re: Pilot ejaculated

These things happen when you come under enemy fire.

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Coat

@@AC Re: Pilot ejaculated

That's what happens when your troops pull out too late.

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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

As I'm sure she enjoys them.

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Happy

And that's why

y' never leave your office with your workstation logged on and your important document open & waiting for some wily cad from the Other Party to steal in and violate it's pristine language.

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Paris Hilton

Where do I sign up for the "scientific investigation"

along with how many other volunteers.

Also,

Does Oz have a commercial source of these?

Where and how much for quantity procurements?

And is there a Meat angle ?

Paris, for obvious reasons........

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Coat

Thanks, Lester.

Made my day. Seems they've gone on to genetically modify just about everything *chuckle*

Can we expect spam about genetic modifications for longer, more, multiple, whatever orgasms in the near future?

All right, all right, the one with the condom hanging out of the pocket please...

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Coat

And the best bit...

is that it got multiple playback on the evening news. One after another

i'm going, i'm going. Coat?

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