When you come out of the closet in Japan, they arrest you.

So much for equal rights..

Mines the one with the rainbow patterning.

She was 58 all right, but the actual resident was 57. Kind of "in the age" you know.

Though I'd wonder if the bloke couldn't just offer her the space anyway. Oh well, at least it seems she'll live in "Bar Hotel" for a while...

Well, he's 57.

Hardly any choice but "granny porn" by that definition.

Twonk.

the guy was only 1 year younger... my fiancee is one year older than me.

so then yeah, i guess so.

She could "HAVE" offered services. She didn't.

Harry Potter?!

/coat, mines the one from Hogwarts.

Finally, we have real proof that a surveilance society actually works!

We should forward this to our beloved dictators and they can suggest to their pork barrel friends^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H choice private sector corporates that cameras should be installed in all homes and, for the good of the individual, monitored by the state. Or at least monitored by a foreign company sucking the tax payer dry on behalf of the state anyway.

...she's obviously the perfect roommate!

Exhibit Nr 1:

http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/3/16/

I would ask her to cook me tea! I don't mind having an extra mouth to feed, so long as she's doing her bit! Pity it wasn't Paris!

I have to say I'm getting fed up with the low level misogyny on these threads. It seems any time there's mention of a woman some retard pipes in with some 'joke' about fucking them or them being some kind of whore, or them being to ugly to consider fucking - it's juvenile and does nothing to dispel the public perception of computer geeks as emotionally stunted oddballs.

Roger Heathcote.

More like Rukia Kuchiki from the Bleach anime, I think...

Mine's the black one with the sword, thanks.

This guy didn't clean his place very often.

Thats because most of them are

Using ^W instead of ^H might save you some time in the future.

Yeesss, this is something only computer geeks do. If you wander around a garage workshop or building site you'll notice a complete absence of sexist banter ... and certainly no pin-up calendars.

BTW there's a difference between making jokes which are subjectively disrespectful towards women, and actually hating women. Usually only extreme feminists get the two confused (you know, the kind who say all men are "potential rapists").

Oddly enough those people are the only true sexists I've ever encountered.

...a woman would come and live in my wardrobe! Hell I'd settle for them living in the shed or in the loft!

Perhaps I'd come home to find the place mysteriously tidied up and the washing up done. I'd leave hints on post-its around the house - "Mr/Mrs poltergeist, please mow my lawn."

@Roger Heathcote - I think I'd rather be an emotionally stunted odd-ball than be you sir. No matter how old and dull you get, you should always retain a modicum of SENSE OF HUMOUR and more importantly just chill-ax! Kick off yer shoes, wear a bermuda shirt, go to a park and play ultimate frizbee with some kids, anything to avoid that coronary at 35.

I wish my wife had such a minimal domestic footprint...

Did she fight in the war?

Does she know the war is over?

Might be worth checking.

Was that 57 or 87?

Mine's the cammo jacket with the rising sun on it.