@ Mister Cheese: fantastic, £200,000 worth of research grant neatly circumvented in one simple statement.
@ British Airways: Will you theiving phuktards be helping these scientists by offering them cheaper seats cause £200,000 ain't gonna go far after the next rise in fares and the re-introduction of baggage charges.
After the Smoking Ban: I too hated it when people would light up as I began my starter. And I too am a smoker. I feel persecuted by this draconian law. What was wrong with having "designated" smoking areas?... a particular table, a corner of a room, a seperate room, a seperate pub or restaurant even... why oh why did it have to be a total ban? - it's stupid, it's demeaning, it's cruel and unusual in the punishment of people who are otherwise exactly the same as everyone else. It is also a breach of Article 5 (of the good old widely ignored UK ratified document of humane reasoning... see therefore also Articles 6,7,8,9 and 29(2)). I've listened to barmaids outside pubs apologising over their fag to their smoking regulars because we are all standing out in the pissing rain - whilst the entire downstairs bar is completely empty (YES, this pub had two distinct bars, each with it's own door). I have also found myself unable to walk along a pavement (that's a 'sidewalk' guys) because the bulk of a pubs clientelle have taken over the frontage.
And since I began smoking BEFORE the smoking ban, can I be found guilty for lighting up in a place in which it was legal for me to smoke prior to the ban? - see Article 11(2).
I am a smoker. I express myself by smoking - See Article 19. Big_Boomer, is presumably a petomaine and, expresses himself with a more rudimentary release of gas.