"In what respect does your input enhance the four phase application lifecycle management delivery system threshold holistic architecture initiative deployment validation baseline best practice success driver?"

I soiled my pants laughing reading that line, hence the smell. I don't think my Linux use has anything to do with it.

sorry. but this ph4ils.

what (current) Delphi user can afford cocaine?

If you don't get it, son, you can just go on your way shaking your head, and chalking your leet graffitti elsewhere.

Ms Stob: excellent stuff. I particularly like the M'andee Rice-Davies allusion, without explanation. Keep it up.

"In what respect does your input enhance the four phase application lifecycle management delivery system threshold holistic architecture initiative deployment validation baseline best practice success driver?"

Owowowowow... I think that hurt my managerise-speaking funnybone.

Keep it up, dear, I look forward to your articles as frequently as the BOfH's--Goddess knows the IT community needs sharp whits like you (and Simon's!)

Blah blah blah Crystal Reports is fab blah blah blah and its so easy to construct stuff in and blah blah blah rant flail you don't know how to use it properly blah rant blah and what's this delphi thing we don't need coding languages blah blah and what's a "developer" anyway blah blah rant scream give me my crystal reports and you go back and play with the M$$$###~-spawning satan-loving crap you use while we mod our kernels in peace scream rant humour? what's humour I can't compile that into my kernel rave rant blah stomping off taking my compiler with me blah rant

[another poo-smelling Linux devotee, but one with the sense-of-humour mod. :-) I haven't succumbed to Crystal Reports, thank the powers that be]