I can see this new building development going very well.

Thanks for making Fridays just that little bit more bearable.

haha, laughing out loud, what a bonus.

nice and violent at the end :)

Just the perfect way to wrap up the workweek...

Between,

In the Blue Corner, The Doctor, with his Sonic Screwdriver,

In The Red Corner, The PFY, with his pinch.

like a chem-lab, a cinema, a club, a labyrinth (with motion sensors and some interessting animals - like tigers?) a tuneltrain to the best pub around, a traffic lights control center for the area incl. camera access, a shotting/zapping range, a microcopter (drone)port, a roofgarden, a "gauss" trapdoor system - endless possibilitys - great!

@ Dr. Mouse: had that, Tip: get helplessly drunk(or unsober in your prefered way) on a at least "3 days of" occasion and lose the "have to take everything serious" attitude. Dance in your most unfavored cloths(uniform of worst paid job you ever had or the like) while out of mind. - Worked for me.Note: Dont do drugs - they are no good for your health.

@anonymous asking for magnets:

realised a while ago that the chinese now make neodym magnets for small mony in all possiblle forms, some make them in the form that you ask for, and there so powerfull, i have a about 200gramms one that could stick a car to ..well.. a ariane5...

"Could Sir BOFH please explain... ...the how-to make dart bodies out of a rare earth magnet?

You never know when this sort of things might be useful in a near future..."

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You wouldn't want to make the entire body seriously magnetic, just the tip. Otherwise it could go sideways when it encounters something metal and not penetrate the target. You'd also want the first part of the tip made out of something very hard like diamond for armour piercing munitions.

AC because... Erm, yeah.

I was entirely excited at the mention of a selfmade batcave, but then got disinterested at the twisting into a regular (within context) game of darts.

Do I sense the return of Bastardman and Rabid? Has Crap-installer-man escaped from beneath the raised floor of the server room? We must know!

It's just something I've always wondered. I have a budget of eighteen pounds, fifty-six pence and a six pack of cheese and onion Walkers crisps. Can it be done?

@ Jaowon

I can add an additional £1.09, a nearly empty can of spray duster and a quarter of a cup of cold tea to the project.

Let's go!

I believe the idea is basically some hefty batteries, a large (say, roughly a foot, mebby foot & half,) coil of ferrous material (not iron! Ask for ferrous rings, crack one open, and you'll understand,) and miles of copper wiring. (Given the price, you might want to look for alternatives.)

Then it's all a matter of looking up the basic principles on the internet (The Bastard's Cookbook, anyone?) and plenty of elbow grease...

>Has Crap-installer-man escaped from beneath the raised floor of the server room? We must know!

Oh, goodness. What happened to all the bodies hidden under the floortiles at the old building? They couldn't have left them there, as soon as a tech took up a floortile to do some wiring it would all be over.

Ever heard of a white van after-hours without Security, a sack of carpet, and quicklime pits?

I knew you'd do.

You owe me a pint of Stella, shipped to Florida--it's warm down here.