Love it!

That didn't help at all.

Can anyone link me last weeks Playmobil story please? I couldn't find it Did we really not have one? Bad El-Reg!!! Is that who the (un) lucky moderatrixee is?

If that is she (and I've no reason to doubt that El Reg is staffed by 2cm high plastic posable toys) then who is that on the bed, and who is taking the photo?

Enquiring minds want to know...

I'll admit I'm a little naive in such matters as S&M, but why is that dog there?

Nice to see what you can whip up at a moments notice. But where is the Emma Peel leather outfit.....

Mines the one with "beat me, beat me, I've been a bad bad boy" on the back....

That was really painful. Do it again.

> The opinionated hoi polloi

Ow Ow. hoi polloi already means 'the multitude', so the first The is redundant.

Go on, one more time...

The Moderatrix will have to be WAY more intimidating than that.

Now, go and try again.

No St Andrew's cross, no ball gags, no cat?

Or have I mis-understood?

Mine's the PVC one with the straps...

Paris because she knows a good crotch shot when she sees one.

If you are going to breach Clause 63 [I think] of the Criminal Justice Act by producing Extreme Pr0n [the poor sod on teh bed looks like he is under duress and may be in pain, for the sexual gratification of the viewer - we're all nicked] then you might as well go the whole hog, eh?

Mines the one with 'Made in Denmark' written on the label...

Steven "Very Naughty Boy Indeed" Raith

> > The opinionated hoi polloi

> Ow Ow. hoi polloi already means 'the multitude', so the first The is redundant.

> Go on, one more time...

Hoi opinionated polloi?

I declare your playmobil porn illegal, not only does it depict a depraved non consensual act but the large stick could potentially cause serious anal damage and with a dog thrown in for good measure that's bestiality too.

Consider yourselves under arrest and go and report to your nearest police station.

latest set from Playmobil in the "Max Mosley Boudoir of Pain" range?

That top she's wearing looks like a poor adaptation of a Sun Microsystems t-shirt. Am I the only one to see the irony in supporting Solaris in a place the sun don't shine (i.e. the basement)?

Isn't this extreme porn for Playmobil? This could land a lot of unsuspecting plastic toys in gaol.

Which they probably deserve judging by the state of their eyes and their perma-smiles - obviously at that evil Class B cannabis all the time.

Wahay, sign me up baBee!

What sort of comments get a whipping though? Will a bit of Martian babble do it?

And if you squint, and tilt you head, she *almost* has a multicoloured Sun Microsystems logo on her top. How *very* geek chic of you Sarah?

Mistress wears what she damn well pleases, slave!

...because the SUN clearly shines out of her orange jumper.

Promises.

Promises.

Just one question though.

HOW SOON? ;P

After the pictures of your night out the other month, any time spent in a darkened room with young Miss Bee would be greatly appreciated! :D

You need a new code, Possibly Not Safe For Work...this could be easily mis-interpretted by the wrong person and I need my daily Reg to get through the work day!

Mine's the trench coat there.

I agree with the earlier commenters. We need a way to find all the Playmobile pics. Maybe it should join BOFH, Bootnotes, Entertainment, & Letters as Odds & Sods categories.

After Playmobil came out with the Airport Security playset that the Dungeon of Domination playset was sure to follow... *smile*

I'm reliably informed that no self respecting SM practitioner would wear a bright orange top with stripes on it. And no shackles on the bed?

I'm also reliably informed that there are special straps available for tying people to beds.

Mine's the coat saying "I'm a good Methodist boy"

"The dog has no eyes!"

"So how does it see?"

"Bloody awful!"

No, that's not right. A dog walked into a pub and said...

Can I get my coat before you throw me out on my ear?

Holy Hillary Clinton, the moderatrix is a bull dyke!

This photo is not what it appears to be. Look closely and you will see that what seems to be a candelabrum is instead a viewing stand for three aliens who are warping space and our minds. They look like the artist's models for the brooding Easter Island buried statues. See how they nullify local gravity by raising the feet of the bed clear of the floor. See how they bend light waves, making the "wand" in the Dominatrix's hand appear to be straight while the mirror image clearly shows it to be an upwardly curving shaft with a knob on the end. See how they cloud our minds by making a double bed appear innocently normal even though it has a completely counter-purposeful crevice down the middle. No! You dirty person - not *that* kind of crevice!

Why is the dog not barking? Eh? Eh?

it was two termites asking "is the bar-tender here?"

(Not talking about the simulated pr0n), but OMG, did you have to give us reflecto-pr0n of the wee plastic fella on the bed?

I've been a bad, bad commentator. A very bad commentator indeed. I deserve to be punished, and with the worst puns imaginable, too...

See I told you she looked mean.

And yes I've been a bad boy too, Oh Darling Moderatrix spank me before I'm naughty again.

"Ow Ow. hoi polloi already means 'the multitude', so the first The is redundant."

Only in Greek. "The hoi polloi" is an accepted English usage. Spot the definite article time, innit?

......a 38-year-old male IT worker should buy a Playmobil set just to keep up with The Register?

Yes?!

Thank goodness!!

Paris.....because I'm sure she's got Playmobil too ;-)