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Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:08 GMT
..a lot of quarter pounders.
Why are the veggies looking at me like that?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:08 GMT
..a lot of quarter pounders.
Why are the veggies looking at me like that?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:20 GMT
Surely the world record for the UK's tallest bovine would be the UK record.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:29 GMT
... this story contains a serious load of old bull!
I wonder if the animals were abandoned because they were the result of horrific genetic manipulation, and experimentation into Things Man Was Never Meant To Know? So hard to tell, these days...
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:29 GMT
Perhaps he has some old genes in him. The Aurochs was a breed of cattle often hunted in prehistory which was much larger than our current breeds...
Ill get my red coat and run for it.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:34 GMT
That is proof that to stop meateaters VEGANs around the world are genetically engineering cattle to grow extra large and start eating humans.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 09:34 GMT
"Chilli does not have a special diet and eats grass, with the occasional swede as a treat."
Better keep Sven away from him...
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:06 GMT
cud these puns get any worse? udderly terrible!
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:07 GMT
A two metre high Chilli beef. I'll have fries with that, please.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:07 GMT
This pair need breeding off. Such a shame Friesians are lousy beef cattle. Maybe crossed with a decent meat breed...
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:07 GMT
Surely it has to be a 'world' record to get in the guiness book of 'world' records.
Otherwise it's not much of record is it.
I reckon that I can break the world record for the most number of press-ups done by anyone in Steves family. Define your group small enough and you can hold any record you like.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:14 GMT
Looks like they're trying to milk the publicity for all its worth....
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:18 GMT
Perhaps we KNOW it is the tallest in the UK, but the world record isn't known?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:18 GMT
...surely, it must follow, the UK record for the pat with the widest splat?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:18 GMT
Watch out for Greenpeace and the other loony global warming fanatics wanting to slaughter the beast usng its no doubt excesive methane production as an excuse!
Paris, because even she knows it's bollocks.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:40 GMT
So nothing to do with all the steroids they pump into the cattle these days.. oops! ...sorry wrong side of the pond!
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:40 GMT
.. 10 litres of pepper sauce and a couple of cases of your finest claret. Bring the fillet first, then the sirloin.. then
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:46 GMT
What does a cow have to do to "deserve" an entry in the Guinness Book of Records?? Is this the same kind of "deserve" you hear so much about on X-Factor?
Cue the sad music;
"Chilli was abandoned as a calf, so devoted his life to eating up his grass every day. He wants to win this word in memory of the mother he hasn't seen in 8 years, where-ever she may be." <Insert shot of sad bovine eye shedding tear, Display vote telephone number>
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:46 GMT
I hear the NuLab spin doctors will be offering him a job - they have a need for a large amount of bullshit.
Mine's the teflon one.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:46 GMT
at this particular address. Can I get a record, too?
Mine's the red one.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 10:46 GMT
Um, I think you may be taking this a smidge seriously, Gav.
Do you need a cuddle?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:02 GMT
The Times' picture has the cow with a harness around it's nose, with the keeper holding the lead.
Possibly a bit pointless? If that cow decided it was going, I doubt she could do much about it...
Alan.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:37 GMT
Presumably because he's a Friesian... Freezing... chilly.... get it....??
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:40 GMT
If you check out the definition of Bullock, you'll see that he (it?) will not be doing a lot of that
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:42 GMT
Lets hope he doesn't get together with the lot shown on this link.......
http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 12:18 GMT
Hi Sarah.
I need a cuddle. You free tonight?
Mines the one with the knife holes in the back, which is the result of Ms Bees reaction to this post.
Steven R
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 12:55 GMT
> Paris, because even she knows it's bollocks.
That was close - one apostrophe away from a libel suit.
Paris, because she prefers a birthday suit.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 14:21 GMT
I do beleive that chilli is/was a bull. His sister is a cow.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 15:04 GMT
/me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 15:38 GMT
> /me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.
Oh, taze be Sarah...
Yeah, mine's the one with "PBA Member" on the back
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 16:06 GMT
the huge amounts of bullshit, what's the IT angle?
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 16:20 GMT
After that atrocious pun, I retract my previous statement.
Shocking.
Steven R
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 19:48 GMT
Anonymous Coward>
> the huge amounts of bullshit, what's the IT angle?
The it in bullshit possibly?
Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 08:32 GMT
I think yesterdays times had an article about Estonia taxing farmers on methane emissions.
Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 09:36 GMT
As said above, Fresians are not great beef cows, traditionally Dairy, he needs to breed with a good Hereford or something to get some nice Beef, as he is... he'll be sponsored by McDonalds or Cravendale before we know and they'll be milking him all they can....
Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 13:54 GMT
I think it was today's Dail Mail that pointed out that Cherie Blair already holds this record ...
Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 13:54 GMT
milking him??? now that would be a record!!
Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 22:11 GMT
> Taze be to God?
It should have read "Taze me" - Damn this wonky Dell keyboard!
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 17:40 GMT
Grass skiing ??
@Scott Mckenzie - You pervert !! The only thing one can "milk" out of a bull....