Mine's the leather one, XXXL.

... this story contains a serious load of old bull!

I wonder if the animals were abandoned because they were the result of horrific genetic manipulation, and experimentation into Things Man Was Never Meant To Know? So hard to tell, these days...

Perhaps he has some old genes in him. The Aurochs was a breed of cattle often hunted in prehistory which was much larger than our current breeds...

Ill get my red coat and run for it.

That is proof that to stop meateaters VEGANs around the world are genetically engineering cattle to grow extra large and start eating humans.

cud these puns get any worse? udderly terrible!

A two metre high Chilli beef. I'll have fries with that, please.

Looks like they're trying to milk the publicity for all its worth....

...surely, it must follow, the UK record for the pat with the widest splat?

Watch out for Greenpeace and the other loony global warming fanatics wanting to slaughter the beast usng its no doubt excesive methane production as an excuse!

Paris, because even she knows it's bollocks.

So nothing to do with all the steroids they pump into the cattle these days.. oops! ...sorry wrong side of the pond!

.. 10 litres of pepper sauce and a couple of cases of your finest claret. Bring the fillet first, then the sirloin.. then

What does a cow have to do to "deserve" an entry in the Guinness Book of Records?? Is this the same kind of "deserve" you hear so much about on X-Factor?

Cue the sad music;

"Chilli was abandoned as a calf, so devoted his life to eating up his grass every day. He wants to win this word in memory of the mother he hasn't seen in 8 years, where-ever she may be." <Insert shot of sad bovine eye shedding tear, Display vote telephone number>

I hear the NuLab spin doctors will be offering him a job - they have a need for a large amount of bullshit.

Mine's the teflon one.

at this particular address. Can I get a record, too?

Mine's the red one.

The Times' picture has the cow with a harness around it's nose, with the keeper holding the lead.

Possibly a bit pointless? If that cow decided it was going, I doubt she could do much about it...

Alan.

If you check out the definition of Bullock, you'll see that he (it?) will not be doing a lot of that

Lets hope he doesn't get together with the lot shown on this link.......

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

Hi Sarah.

I need a cuddle. You free tonight?

Mines the one with the knife holes in the back, which is the result of Ms Bees reaction to this post.

Steven R

> Paris, because even she knows it's bollocks.

That was close - one apostrophe away from a libel suit.

Paris, because she prefers a birthday suit.

Can you imagine the size of the steak off that???

welcome our new bovine overlords.

I do beleive that chilli is/was a bull. His sister is a cow.

/me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.

> /me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.

Oh, taze be Sarah...

Yeah, mine's the one with "PBA Member" on the back

Make a lot of poop out of that .

the huge amounts of bullshit, what's the IT angle?

After that atrocious pun, I retract my previous statement.

Shocking.

Steven R

I think yesterdays times had an article about Estonia taxing farmers on methane emissions.

I think it was today's Dail Mail that pointed out that Cherie Blair already holds this record ...

> Taze be to God?

It should have read "Taze me" - Damn this wonky Dell keyboard!