Obviously they were using the beer as a booster seat, and the sprog wriggled out of the seatbelt unobserverd...

Around Alice Springs I can certainly believe it. It's kind of like Redneck country. Or Devon. Bear in mind that we're discussing a country where drink-driving is the norm, as well. In the US you have the right to carry a big gun and shoot anyone who looks at you funny. In Oz, you have the right to get beered up and drive home at 3am, vomiting out of the side window.

It's in the constitution. Or a charter. Or something.

He can hold on when you go round a corner, but the beer would slide about on the seat.

>Around Alice Springs I can certainly believe it. It's kind of like Redneck country. Or Devon.

Oi! I come from Devon..ex Devonian actually. But I have to agree with you!

The average IQ increased by 20 points when the the Meteorological Office moved its staff to Exeter (all those PhD's. (Ouch..that's gonna hurt some folks)

Inspector Morse: "I'll have an orange juice."

DS Lewis: "Aren't you going to try an aussie beer, sir?"

Inspector Morse: "They don't call it XXXX for nothing, Lewis!"

"Promised Land" (Episode 20)

Obviously relatives of Sir Les Patterson.

...and I was in a car crash, I'd certainly rather bounce about in my own little natural elastic way than get hit by a XXXX-off great solid block of tinnies while tied solidly to a chair.

Neither would be good in the slightest, mind.

Its called XXXX cause Australians (Queenslanders) cant spell beer. I think you will find drink driving is considered more of a right in this country...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan

Here in Ireland there used to be signs in various places that were supposed to make you think about road safety by including the priceless slogan of "(n) number of people died on roads in (county) last year. Who Cares?"

Which seemed remarkably callous, I thought ;-)

Sadly, most of the "Who Cares?" versions seem to have been removed, before I could get a camera to one of them. Maybe someone else has seen one and can tell me where they are now :-)

Thanks for saving me the time doing the maths.

If I were the kid, I'd also much rather that the object ejected through the windscreen be the the crate of tinnies that I'm probably not even going to get to drink.

You've got your Aussie "sex in a canoe" drinks mixed up

it's Castlemaine XXXX - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcOnqDLeAMs

and Fosters the Amber Nectar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-q-669AFNY

And since then it's doubled since you left! Sucks to be you :-P

Cornwall, now thats a different matter!

Look the kid probably complains when you stick the seat belt on them but the beer didn't. So leave it that way, anything for a quiet life.

They still have them on the Cavan-Leitrim N16

"If I were the kid, I'd also much rather that the object ejected through the windscreen be the the crate of tinnies that I'm probably not even going to get to drink."

What ARE you on about, you obviously didn't read it correctly or know anything about Australia at all! This bit:

"He didn't get it. I asked him about the fact the child was unrestrained and the beer was, and he said he didn't know anything about it."

That the reason the driver didn't know anyhing about it was because the tinnies belonged to the kid and he didn't want any of the thieving adults sitting around him to pinch any, so strapped them down and sat on 'em, quite logical and straightforward, this is Alice Springs after all

Having spent some time in Alice Springs, I find it hard to believe it was beer. Last time I checked boxed wine was the norm.

...because the Aussies can't spell "beer".

He couldn't put the beer in the boot, his girlfriend was hidden in there ("Baaaaaaa!")

For those that wonder, means "Fcuking close to water" used to desribe "light" beer generally.

Jon, it's New Zealand where the sheep are the girlfriends. We use actual women here in Australia.

And drink driving is very uncommon these days. "Random Breath Testing" has pretty much ended it, since the police tend to define "random" as "pull over every car they see even if it means making them queue up like it's a toll booth or something".

Now here's my stereotyping: Would I be correct in guessing the car was full of Aboriginal people, and it was a rusty old Commodore or Falcon?

Average can size 375ml?

I was led to believe that the Aussies can drink, not that they are a bunch of girly poofs who drink beer in just over half-pint measures.

"Any way what is there to hit any where near Alice?"

Again somebody whose obviously never been to Alice Springs, it's usually the drivers mother laying in the middle of the road after an all day bender on the local cask red.

I'm a kiwi, so I know full well it's you Aussies that are the sheep-botherers...

"I was led to believe that the Aussies can drink, not that they are a bunch of girly poofs who drink beer in just over half-pint measures."

Aussies CAN drink! The 30 can block would have been the beer supply for one person alone. No point having too much in a can, means it takes longer to drink and you risk it getting warm.

Once it's warm you can't drink it, so it goes to waste, and wasting a beer is an indictable offense around here.

Only one slab for 4 adults? Tourists for sure.