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Anonymous Coward

CCTV footage will be reviewed by police 

Flame

And where the hell were the police when said footage was being recorded?

Ye olde local donut shoppe?

Jeff

CCTV footage will be reviewed by police 

And this story was only run yesterday:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/06/police_cctv_is_rubbish/

Jim

Well that's good news... 

Paris Hilton

for everyone involved.. Didn't the top cop just say CCTV was garbage? Reviewing garbage for mess making.. Sounds like a hoot.

Anonymous Coward

Stop quick.... 

Stop

...people having fun and enjoying themselves, how can this be allowed, all of them should be arrested and jailed for 12 months, minimum.

Just think, if people are happy the world could actually turn into a nicer place.

The Horror!!!

Anonymous Coward

Flash Mobs were once science fiction 

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Now the my-space tards are making them come true.

Tossers!

DrFlupMD

It's Leeds 

Flame

This is Leeds, they have Bradford in it, are you in the little bit surprised -

It's like a Mad Max fall of civilization.

The word hellhole doesn't do it justice

Maybe HolyHead works.

We should just gather the contents of Leeds and farm them for organs.

Fire because

Burn them

Burn them all.

radian

bad influence 

It's about time Face Book was banned. Everyone knows it’s a hub for organised social unrest. What with that and GTA4, its only our police state that’s holding things together.

*The above is a joke. I feel I should mention this before I get flamed*

Henry Wertz

bad? 

Yeah, from the footage I saw in the youtube clip at least, it didn't look like there was any bad behavior whatsoever -- just people playing around with waterguns.

Seán

Jumped up fuckwits 

I would have thought the council was there to serve the citizens not to try to arrest them. At the next council meeting it'd be nice if several hundred people showed up and burned the place to the ground. Down to the ground.

Ideala2

@AC above... 

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It's early so my comedy meter's a bit off, but...

There's a massiver difference between enjoying yourself, and destroying public property for 'fun'. A Water fight sounds great... and i can't imagine the foam to have caused too many problems, but tearing the place apart is criminal damage, and people shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.

I doubt you'd take the same tone if it was your house, or the park you take your kids to...

Barry

Ban this sick filth 

We must ban water. It's about time. It's also the cause of so many drowning related deaths. And, what if these terrorists start building super power, long-range water pistols, and start targeting planes with them? And we thought laser pointers were bad!?

Think of the children.

Mind you, they did look like a bunch of students. Throw in a few bars of soap, and you've solved a separate problem. So, I suppose it wasn't all bad.

Anonymous Coward

eh? 

Coat

"This is Leeds, they have Bradford in it"

In the words of Squiffy Bovril, "No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today."

Bradford isn't, thank [insert chosen deity here], in Leeds. And if you want my organs you'll have to prise them from my cold, dead... oh...

Mine's the one with a lack of civic pride...

Andy Jones

"It's Leeds" 

Er, Bradford isn't in Leeds. You possibly mean they're in the same county?

But yeah, Leeds = Dump in my opinion. Everyone else in West Yorkshire seems to think it's a new Promised Land, though.

Anonymous Coward

Where's Jacki? 

Joke

Expect to see Jacki Smith spending £255k on a new initiative to monitor these flash mob activities. Police will be armed with "Wazooka Fun Blasters" and waterproof video cameras to put a stop to this type of anarchy!

Jacki is also looking to reclassify fountain water to Class A as it causes such social unrest.

Andy Worth

Re:bad influence 

"It's about time Face Book was banned. Everyone knows it’s a hub for organised social unrest. What with that and GTA4, its only our police state that’s holding things together."

I agree with everything in that statement aside from the words in it. Actually, banning Facebook isn't such a bad idea, but if they try and touch my GTA4 I'll steal their police cars and run over a large congregation of Hasidic Jews (that actually happened in game - one moment I was hitting a kerb and the next moment my airborne car was scattering a group of characters looking like Hasidic Jews).

*I should mention that I have no intention of ACTUALLY running down a group of Hasidic Jews in real life, I'd rather aim for a group of French people*

Anonymous Coward

Flash Mob? 

Coat

Surely that should be "Splash Mob"?

Mines the snorkel parka :)

Anonymous Coward

Police PPE Issue 

Joke

Actually, the Police were in attendance... watch this YouTube video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Iq5ktlBzN8w

There were hiding in and behind vans. Unfortunately, they had left their personal protection equipment in the station for dealing with such incidents and health and safety preventing them from being put in harms way. Permission hadn't been given for the issuing of umbrellas and cagoules!

I can't really see all this mayhem that is being protrayed by the "man from the council". Perhaps some plants actually drowned through over watering!

Jacki will be working on a new Bill this morning to prevent such terrorism in the future.

Steve

Thousands of pounds of damage 

After you've subtracted the catering for the meeting to discuss this, the tender process to find a contractor to do the repairs and the cost of policing, they probably only shelled out a tenner for a bag of bulbs and half a day's gardening.

Upaya

in favour of a universal application of ASBO's 

luckily those fun goers have the rebuttal that at least they weren't responsible for millions of pounds of water damage because of mismanagement of floods. i reckon fun is more justifiable than idiocy.

don't the local council spend about a thousand pounds for each chewing gum on the pavement anyway...

Billy Goat Gruff

@ideala 

There's a massive difference between destroying public property for 'fun' and causing a mess whilst having fun.

The council is right to be concerned about the property they maintain *for us* but I'm not sure that extends to using criminal law when there are far worse and expensive things these people could have been doing (think drunk, hooded yobs on night out flash mob).

Perhaps a water fountain park should be designed with fun in mind?

robert

flash mobes 

i read it as 'flash mobes go bad' and thought it would be some IT story about phones running flash

bobbles31

Extreme Water Sports 

Coat

Jacki will be introducing into the new Soft Porn bill a clause for extreme water sports to prevent this sort of thing in the future with such definitions as:

sports that involve water pistols, balloons and other items that are being used for the purpose of intense fun. Whether this is real or simulated fun is not important.

sports that cause nuisance, with no definition of what constitutes nuisance being given. (Her overpaid lawyer mates will help define that in the courts later, or worse still the daily mail will decide)

Cynic moi? Surely not. (Better not speak to much french, there is an irate GTA fan above with a car poised and ready)

Chris Ashworth

Simple solution 

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Organise another 'flash mob'...to go and clear the place up....

John Wise

This can't be right 

Joke

All this wanton destruction, and yet no mention from the Authorities about this being attributed to reefer madness or GTA IV bloodlust! What will the Daily Mail gang make of it?

Madness Jim, but not as we know it!

David Perry

Leeds not all bad 

Happy

A girl I've known for years (and am now semi seeing) lives there. Actually hitting the M62 this weekend to see her :)

Done some work in Bradford, it was alright.

Anonymous Coward

Astonishment 

I'm astonished that this even passed off without some psycho bringing an ammonia-filled super-soaker, or getting so carried away that they committed violence upon another person. A testament to the good nature of flashmobbers.

As suggested, a mob of flash gardeners would be a good idea too.

Stewart Knight

Nelson Mandela 

I don't understand why leeds feels that it has to build a memorial to a former terrorist, what next, the Osama Bin Laden childrens playground?

and FYI el Reg, here in Britian, we spell Honour with a 'u'!!!

Stuart Van Onselen

Death sentences... 

Joke

...for the lot of them.

No, seriously!

The wanton destruction probably only deserves a small fine from each participant. But the stupidity of documenting yourself destroying public property, and then distributing it to the world via Boobtube, is so egregious, that these people can NOT be allowed to breed.

The gene-pool needs some chlorine.

Badg3r

meh 

Pirate

Lived in Bradford for 3 years, trust me Leeds is a lot nicer.

Ideala2

@Billy Goat Gruff 

I've not seen the videos/ damage etc - so I can't comment on the real extent of any damage.

I'm not racist, (some of my best friends are young people... all of them are to be honest, being a student - it's inevitable)... but...

In the minds of some yoofs, destruction *is* fun.

If it is really *just* a mess, well they ought to be 'invited' to come clean it up, or pay for it, or the council should just stop whining - they're paid to maintain it afterall.

If there was substantial damage though, It's still criminal - even if worse could have happened.

You're right though - It should have been designed with "fun" in mind. So it seems a bit daft on the designers' part if anything in there was fragile, and unable to withstand a super-soaker.

Goodness... I feel old...

michael

cctv? 

why they need cctv it is plastered all over youtube?

Risky

Typical youth airheads 

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Yeah trample all over a public garden one day and then go on some environmental demo the next.

Rob

Easy solution 

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The council need to advertise on Facebook for a Flash Mob to come and clean up the mess that was produced. Put it in one of the Gurilla Gardening groups and the place will be tidy and looking better than before for free...

Matt Bryer

Bradford < Leeds 

Having lived in Bradford for a good 18 years of my life, I can confidently say that Leeds is like a garden of Eden compared with it.

And I fully agree that a corresponding clean-up flash mob would be a great idea.

Steven Raith

Leeds/Bradford? 

Stop

My old man has lived and worked in Leeds and Bradford for over ten years?

Which is better?

Scarborough, because it's not as big a shithole as either of the above.

Steven R

Gilbert Wham

@David Perry 

What does that mean? That yoo get a semi when you see her?

Badum-Tish!

Thanks folks, I'm here all week...

Ian Oliver

I drove past when the water fight was going on 

And it was lots of kids having a great time, just messing around and spraying water at each other on a lovely sunny bank holiday.

The Police were there but didn't seem to want to go in too heavy, and I think they were also a bit drier hiding in their vans. :-)

OK, it's a shame the gardens took some collateral damage from careless feet, but Leeds has suffered a lot from shrinking/elimination of public spaces for property development, so there aren't a right lot of places left for this kind of activity.

I think some people have forgotten what it is to be young, and a whole load of them seem to work in the press industry!

Ian

Anonymous Coward

ideala2: you're right. 

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I agree with you totally; regardless of whether local residents *wanted* them or not; their tax money went on the plants/flowers/upkeep of that public resource and I'm sure most tax payers will be a bit peeved that even more of their hard earned cash will be spent on making good the reckless and thoughtless damage caused.

Surely there is more than one open space where these people could have had the water fight (which *did* sound like a lot of fun, if only other people didn't have to lose out as a result)

I do NOT believe that any of the above posters with gardens would cheerfully laugh it off if all the kids in their street had a water fight in their garden and trashed it.

Dr. E. Amweaver

Police will review the CCTV footage... 

Paris Hilton

..."frankly, the scripting was poor, the director needs more work on this genre and the actors all need to be thrown downstairs repeatedly... I mean, gently spoken to until they learn some discipline in their craft. Next week: we interview Tarantino in connection with the crime against cinema that was DeathProof. Evenin' all."

Paris: and why not?

John Miles

What The police were standing around 

and not arresting anyone under the Prevention of terrorism laws etc. - slacking off were they

Anonymous Coward

A little fairness... 

2 things:

The police apparently knew about it, but were having resourcing problems due to the 'serious public disorder' issues from Call Lane earlier that morning. (The one where two polish gangs organised a ruck and 5 people were knifed).

A chap drove past in a convertible. I'll let you guess the rest...

Joe

A bit of fun for most 

Stop

Most people there are just having harmless fun, but there is a (small) nasty element who are there to spoil it for others.

Have a look at the Facebook photos for last year - there's one where they're ganging up on a cyclist, another they're spraying into a soft-top car. Not really on, that, and it makes everyone else look bad.

By the way, having lived round here since 1978, I can say that Leeds is infinitely better than Bradford. (Though that's like saying rabbit pooh is better than dog turd. I'd rather have neither!)

Paul

death was only brought forward... 

Coat

Leeds parks and gardens department are only annoyed as usually its them who are ripping perfectly good plants out and replacing them with almost identical ones.

I can promise you, whilst some poor plants may have been inadvertantly trampled, they would have been marked for termination by the death squad already, and probably only stopped some other poor plants coping it elsewhere in Leeds, at least they died happy.

I'll get my coat, as I can't afford to heat my house after the Leeds Council Tax hike this year.

Anonymous Coward

From someone who was actually there....... 

Alert

The media needs to get a grip and stop sensationalising things for the sake of a story...the reason why there are no pictures or videos of the damage is that they wouldn't match the story.

There was always going to be superficial damage done at this kind of event. A lot of people cleaned up the rubbish afterwards and the next day the fountain was working and you could not see much at all. If the council cleaned that up it is the fastest thing the have ever done!

The council and police knew it was organised and were there, they only took action on 3 occasions. To stop people getting too close to Casa Mia restaraunt, to stop people going mad in the road, getting cars and to take a catapult after a water balloon was aimed at a police van.

Everyone regrets what did damage and dissruption did occur, but no one who was there caused deliberate damage to the garden or tore up plants. As usual these were a few people being idiots but mainly it was badly organised and should have been on a different weekend when the main square was available. But in this day and age it would never be offcially allowed for health and saftey fears!

As for calling Leeds a dump, you clearly haven't been there.

Leeds is the 3rd biggest city in England and as such has all the advantages and problems that come with it. If you think that makes a place a dump then you should rephrase your comment and aim it at all large cities!....By the way, Leeds is the second Greenest city in Europe after Vienna!

I have visited and worked in just about every major city up and down the country. Leeds compares very well among similar cities and is much nicer than anything in the nearby M62 corridor - Liverpool/Manchester/Bradford/Wakefield/Sheffield/Hull.

MarkM

Steve

so-called 'fun' is unforgivable 

Go

Yes I've heard of this 'fun' young people do it don't they?

Hopefully next year's water fight will be somewhere more suitable for water fighters.

Steve Sherlock

Bring out the big guns 

Our local park was recently attacked with a gallon of Shell's finest - I'd much rather kids ran around shooting water pistols at each other.

Shinobi87

oi 

also bradford isn't part of leeds! you swine!

Shinobi87

i saw this 

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i was driving to the LGI (hospital) and saw what id say was about 50 people tops having a water fight. and the police you ask? well all they did was barricade the road (even tho there was no one on the road) jolly good of them when its the only way to the hospital.

Rick

Leeds is the 3rd biggest city in England? 

Well, aside from the fact that there are three cities bigger than it.

Steve Mann

John Mills 

Alien

I saw this on the 80s remake of Quatermass.

Aliens convinced Daft Yoof to congregate in certain places, then disassembled them down to the molecular level to harvest some of their chemicals leaving only a rather disgusting brown fog.

The story differed only in minor detail from this Facebook flash mob thing.

What we should be asking is: Facebook - Are UFOs involved? And if they are, how can we get them to cart off the ASBO generation before they vote again and do to the world what they just did to London?

All hail the Secret Alien Masters of the Universe!

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