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'Great tits cope well with warming'

Anonymous Coward

BBC Correspondent 

Joke

I thought the BBC Nature Correspondent was one Drew Peacock?

Ashley Pomeroy

Urgh 

Paris Hilton

Not too sure about the picture, though. Surely there must be a scientific name for the Great Tit, that the BBC could use (along the lines of the weird way that people nowadays pronounce the planet "yarranus")?

Dominic Kua

Schoolyboy innuendo? 

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Why limit it? I'm still giggling at great tits, sniggering at shags and having a discreet snurge at the blue legged booby.

Ah what a wonderful language we speak.

pastamasta

I don't get it 

Coat

Perhaps someone will explain it to me when I'm older.

(The one with Bob the Builder on the back, please.)

Steve

@ Ashley 

I still pronounce it "your anus" and if anyone argues they get a clout with one of my physics degrees.

On the same lines, I also spent about 5 years referring to university as "school" to annoy arts students.

supermeerkat

What does Frank have to say? 

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/c/crawfm.jpg

PaddyR

titter titter fnarr fnarr 

I had these two for the most read on the BBC site

1: Great tits cope well with warming

2: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

of course it doesnt beat the google ads i got on the reg with the three step plan

1: Photos of cute girls

2: Sex Offender Registry

3: Sex Offender Database

a natural progression presented by Google

Anonymous Coward

Oooooh Missis. 

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Great title, although I would have thought with all the pictures of tits on the internet you might have come up with something errm 'else'.

I couldn't agree more, as the weather has got warmer I've seen loads of great tits eerrm .. mainly in the park... errmm ..

no matter how you read that its going to sound rude.

anyway what a fun way start to a friday. Top marks to you and the girls on the train this morning that had a tops (barely) on that left nothing to the imagination.

Brentonian

Sweep

I love tits 

....oh, sorry, what was the story about again?

Rob

I bet it makes the BBC's most read list this morning. 

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I know I clicked it after reading the headling :)

Marc Lawrence

Aberdeen 

Aberdeen in winter is often a great place to see blue legged booby's.

Anonymous Coward

Hur hur hur 

Coat

I am sure I can see a pair of great tits in that photo.....

Mark

Re: Hur hur hur 

Coat

Yeah, but their young great tits. Paedo! Burn him!!!

<fair cop>

Anonymous Coward

Doesn't this contravine... 

Paris Hilton

the Extreme porn bill...I guess there's even innuendo in the use of the word "bill".

I'm right now writing a letter to my MP about the BBC dangerously flouting the law like this....

Paris...well...oh damn, I've just contraviened myself...

Anonymous John

Presumably 

Paris Hilton

blue tits don't cope well with the cold. How else could the headline have been phrased?

Paris, because she's got..........

Adrian Pickering

My favourite headline 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6283494.stm

One to tell your wife:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/04/michael_whites_political_blog_126.html

Colin Guthrie

It's even got.... 

Coat

.... pictures of naked birds on it!

Neil Porter

Eggsellent 

Happy

I said Egg! Bring back TMWRNJ!

In South Africa they have a bird called the Secretary Bird which has long legs and eats snakes. I've seen one, and they swallow!

Adrian Pickering

Neil Porter 

Best post ever.

Hens lay eggs!

Pete

Our wonderful language 

Happy

According to that ever-useful source of information, Wikipedia, in the South West of England the Blue Tit is nick-named "Little Billy Biter". It's fortunate that I have a big billy.

Slaine

avian coastal alternative 

Paris Hilton

rather fond of the ocassional "shag" myself.

Les Matthew

Raised a chuckle 

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when I saw it listed in last nights BBC RSS feed.

Cherry Black

@Neil Porter 

Go

You want the moon on a stick! The MOON ON A STICK!

Neil Porter

Yay 

Coat

All this TMWRNJ talk has got me in a flap. Flap like a birds wing.

Mines the one with a Corrs shrine in the inside pocket

Anonymous Coward

OMG climate change is doing this 

Few seem to have remarked on what AGW might do for beach life.

// I'll just get my thong

Sweep

Bunch of bustards 

Wind-fucker is an old country name for the kestrel, apparently. I always thought mouse-fucker would be more appropriate.

Jezza

I saw this on the BBC yesterday... 

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...and immediatly new I'd be on El Reg today. Good work.

Richard

Reading further down the article... 

Joke

there is a subheading: Different strokes

Surely they're taking the piss!

Eponymous Cowherd

Stupid 

Coat

This from a channel that created a kids TV programme featuring a character called 'king stupid.

Tkirk

You dropped these... 

Hands Jezza a bag containing an 'e', a 'k' and a 't'

My hubby was slightly disappointed when he clicked on that headline. At least he got a chuckle out of it :)

J

Cope well? 

Paris Hilton

Damn, they CAUSE warming, I'd say!

Hers are not really that great, but will do in a pinch...

DAN*tastik

It's Britney 

Stop

...female of the canine kind!

ps: let me ask you again - when are we getting our Britney icon???

Thad

It makes a change... 

Heart

...To see a BBC News Site headline that makes sense.

I wish they would employ journalists and editors that actually speak English.

Rant over, going back to sniggering now ...

Steven Swenson

Great Tits, 

Happy

Make bird watching fun again.

Mr Larrington

Not quite up to the standard... 

Paris Hilton

... of "Dr Fuchs off to Antarctica", but still pretty good.

Pasris, because, well, obvious really.

Danforth

Another BBC headline... 

...that made me laugh - in reference to two government ministers:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7358335.stm

AFAIK the headlines used on the website are the same as the ones used on Ceefax so perhaps there's a character limit that occasionally throws these up by accident... but personally I suspect someone at the BBC is trying to sneak silly headlines past the editor.

Mr Larrington

BBC Devon... 

Paris Hilton

...had one which read "Mass debate over mobile phone masts". Sadly it didn't stay there long.