'Great tits cope well with warming'
Anonymous Coward
BBC Correspondent #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:18 GMT

I thought the BBC Nature Correspondent was one Drew Peacock?
Ashley Pomeroy
Urgh #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:18 GMT

Not too sure about the picture, though. Surely there must be a scientific name for the Great Tit, that the BBC could use (along the lines of the weird way that people nowadays pronounce the planet "yarranus")?
Dominic Kua
Schoolyboy innuendo? #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:18 GMT

Why limit it? I'm still giggling at great tits, sniggering at shags and having a discreet snurge at the blue legged booby.
Ah what a wonderful language we speak.
pastamasta
I don't get it #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:38 GMT

Perhaps someone will explain it to me when I'm older.
(The one with Bob the Builder on the back, please.)
Steve
@ Ashley #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:38 GMT
I still pronounce it "your anus" and if anyone argues they get a clout with one of my physics degrees.
On the same lines, I also spent about 5 years referring to university as "school" to annoy arts students.
supermeerkat
What does Frank have to say? #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:38 GMT
http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/c/crawfm.jpg
PaddyR
titter titter fnarr fnarr #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:38 GMT
I had these two for the most read on the BBC site
1: Great tits cope well with warming
2: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'
of course it doesnt beat the google ads i got on the reg with the three step plan
1: Photos of cute girls
2: Sex Offender Registry
3: Sex Offender Database
a natural progression presented by Google
Anonymous Coward
Oooooh Missis. #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:45 GMT

Great title, although I would have thought with all the pictures of tits on the internet you might have come up with something errm 'else'.
I couldn't agree more, as the weather has got warmer I've seen loads of great tits eerrm .. mainly in the park... errmm ..
no matter how you read that its going to sound rude.
anyway what a fun way start to a friday. Top marks to you and the girls on the train this morning that had a tops (barely) on that left nothing to the imagination.
Brentonian
Sweep
I love tits #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:45 GMT
....oh, sorry, what was the story about again?
Rob
I bet it makes the BBC's most read list this morning. #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:45 GMT

I know I clicked it after reading the headling :)
Marc Lawrence
Aberdeen #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:45 GMT
Aberdeen in winter is often a great place to see blue legged booby's.
Anonymous Coward
Hur hur hur #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:46 GMT

I am sure I can see a pair of great tits in that photo.....
Mark
Re: Hur hur hur #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 08:57 GMT

Yeah, but their young great tits. Paedo! Burn him!!!
<fair cop>
Anonymous Coward
Doesn't this contravine... #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 09:05 GMT

the Extreme porn bill...I guess there's even innuendo in the use of the word "bill".
I'm right now writing a letter to my MP about the BBC dangerously flouting the law like this....
Paris...well...oh damn, I've just contraviened myself...
Anonymous John
Presumably #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 09:15 GMT

blue tits don't cope well with the cold. How else could the headline have been phrased?
Paris, because she's got..........
Adrian Pickering
My favourite headline #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 09:17 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6283494.stm
One to tell your wife:
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/04/michael_whites_political_blog_126.html
Colin Guthrie
It's even got.... #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 09:17 GMT

.... pictures of naked birds on it!
Neil Porter
Eggsellent #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 09:47 GMT

I said Egg! Bring back TMWRNJ!
In South Africa they have a bird called the Secretary Bird which has long legs and eats snakes. I've seen one, and they swallow!
Adrian Pickering
Neil Porter #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 10:09 GMT
Best post ever.
Hens lay eggs!
Pete
Our wonderful language #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 10:09 GMT

According to that ever-useful source of information, Wikipedia, in the South West of England the Blue Tit is nick-named "Little Billy Biter". It's fortunate that I have a big billy.
Slaine
avian coastal alternative #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 10:16 GMT

rather fond of the ocassional "shag" myself.
Les Matthew
Raised a chuckle #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 10:41 GMT

when I saw it listed in last nights BBC RSS feed.
Cherry Black
@Neil Porter #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 10:59 GMT

You want the moon on a stick! The MOON ON A STICK!
Neil Porter
Yay #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 11:22 GMT

All this TMWRNJ talk has got me in a flap. Flap like a birds wing.
Mines the one with a Corrs shrine in the inside pocket
Anonymous Coward
OMG climate change is doing this #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 12:44 GMT
Few seem to have remarked on what AGW might do for beach life.
// I'll just get my thong
Sweep
Bunch of bustards #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 13:59 GMT
Wind-fucker is an old country name for the kestrel, apparently. I always thought mouse-fucker would be more appropriate.
Jezza
I saw this on the BBC yesterday... #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 14:00 GMT

...and immediatly new I'd be on El Reg today. Good work.
Richard
Reading further down the article... #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 14:58 GMT

there is a subheading: Different strokes
Surely they're taking the piss!
Eponymous Cowherd
Stupid #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 14:58 GMT

This from a channel that created a kids TV programme featuring a character called 'king stupid.
Tkirk
You dropped these... #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 15:04 GMT
Hands Jezza a bag containing an 'e', a 'k' and a 't'
My hubby was slightly disappointed when he clicked on that headline. At least he got a chuckle out of it :)
J
Cope well? #
Posted Friday 9th May 2008 22:59 GMT

Damn, they CAUSE warming, I'd say!
Hers are not really that great, but will do in a pinch...
DAN*tastik
It's Britney #
Posted Saturday 10th May 2008 01:44 GMT

...female of the canine kind!
ps: let me ask you again - when are we getting our Britney icon???
Thad
It makes a change... #
Posted Saturday 10th May 2008 18:47 GMT

...To see a BBC News Site headline that makes sense.
I wish they would employ journalists and editors that actually speak English.
Rant over, going back to sniggering now ...
Steven Swenson
Great Tits, #
Posted Sunday 11th May 2008 06:06 GMT

Make bird watching fun again.
Mr Larrington
Not quite up to the standard... #
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 08:25 GMT

... of "Dr Fuchs off to Antarctica", but still pretty good.
Pasris, because, well, obvious really.
Danforth
Another BBC headline... #
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:34 GMT
...that made me laugh - in reference to two government ministers:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7358335.stm
AFAIK the headlines used on the website are the same as the ones used on Ceefax so perhaps there's a character limit that occasionally throws these up by accident... but personally I suspect someone at the BBC is trying to sneak silly headlines past the editor.
Mr Larrington
BBC Devon... #
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:43 GMT

...had one which read "Mass debate over mobile phone masts". Sadly it didn't stay there long.