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Isabella Rossellini romps with praying mantis

Chris Thomas

YESS!!!!! 

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NSFW!!! Holy smokes, it's the first thing I did, send to everyone, OMG, so funny, especially the bit with riding the preying mantis and shouting YEAAH!!!!!

Now THATS pornography!!!

LOOOL

Michael Ortmann

WTF? 

Alien

No, seriously... WTF?

That's it, it's high time to start that Mars colonisation asap. Who's with me?

Out of the door, line on the left, one spacesuit each.

Mark

Surely this is extreme pornography? 

Black Helicopters

I think I hear those damn black 'copters heading over here.....

Sir Runcible Spoon

@Lester2 

My bad, just checked my email :P

Sir Runcible Spoon

@Lester 

Dead Vulture

I hope you already knew about this or heard it from several sources, coz you didn't give me a nod for the tip-off !!

only-kiddin' :D

I can't wait to see her tackle the giant bee-sting 8^O

Gavin McMenemy

EH? 

Dead Vulture

There was a Beeb (I think) series about the sex lives on insects a while back (year or two ago) that was really good. It was also every bit as 'graphic' as these shorts appear to be. It had very similar scenes and was a very serious progam about how insects procreate. After a simple Google search I see this is just a US equivalent. Pity I can't remember the name of the TV series - it was excellent.

There really is nothing to see here. Please move along.

Why the dead vulture? Obviously he's been injected with the larval stage of a nasty wasp and has been eaten alive from the inside out.

Mark

"Out of the door, line on the left, one spacesuit each." 

There's lumps of it round the back.

:-)

Frumious Bandersnatch

good old 

Coat

rule 34...

Anonymous Coward

@Gavin 

Heart

Life in the Undergrowth maybe?

Anonymous Coward

@Gavin 

Heart

"Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation" on Ch 4 a couple of years ago. Olivia Judson 10 million points, Isabella Rosselini nul points!

Joe

Reminds me of... 

Boffin

...Dr Tatiana and her strange programme on C4 a couple of years ago.

http://www.drtatiana.com/show.shtml

Gavin McMenemy

see here 

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http://www.drtatiana.com/

This the show.

Gavin McMenemy

AC2 has it right! 

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Dr Tatian's Sex advice.... was the show. I thought it was on the beeb - but that's the one. Watch it if you can. Humourous and informative!

Anonymous Coward

uk.gov 

OMG Extreme Porn...........

Fibbles

Bleh 

The vids have already been pulled by youtube...

Tim Brown

@Mark 

...you'll never hear the black helicopters until it's too late...

Tim Brown

@Mark 

Black Helicopters

...you'll never hear the black helicopters until it's too late...

Chris Peterson

Sundance Channel 

Go

These short films (not trailers) were produced by the Sundance Channel. You can see higher quality video at their web site:

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

Shaun Roe

How low can you get? 

Alien

Cockroaches?

Let's face it, we've all done it. Who can honestly say they've never slept with a mite?