Can we see some girl on girl action ?

PS Nice girls though, not the ones that should be doing bricklaying or Ann Widdecombe lookalikes !

Paris ? Yes please !

So what does it take to qualify as a Lesbian .....

Lusting after sexy ladies

Having facial hair

Having hairy legs perhaps........

Therefore by definition I must be a Lesbian

I am a 42 year old father of one, happily married so perhaps not ?

Paris . . . . cos she may well star in a nice girl on girl flick some time

Mine are the dungarees - off to the pub now for a pint !

..but this one will take some licking!

Broadlysheet, what a pathetic load of pap - do they get paid for that rubbish.

Paris, could she could do better (at both the article writing and the Mytilenian stuff).

looks to me like the paper that nobody reads is trying to up its circulation with sleazy stories at the expense of the Reg!

If it was the General BelGrauniad you would have been *lensbais*

If it was the Torygraph you'd have been fine because they don't know what lesbians are.

If it had been the Dirty Digger's Times, it would have read "Corrrrrrr! Online Mag El Reg Sucks Up to Lissome Lesbians in Shock Scandal!" (or something equally restrained)

Paris because I heard her on the radio this morning, nowt to do with my sexual fantasies, I just liked her song - a bit)

We've known for years that Lester has a predication for ropes and rubber - are these events connected in some way, I wonder?

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/06/27/rockall-lester.jpg

Sorry to say this: I think you might have weakened your case against the Indy. I suggest the patented disk-crusher recently mentioned deserves an outing...

Why PH? Because I'm sure she'd... no, better not.

...poor researchers posting incorrect information as fact!

This is why I do not read the tabloid press - they cannot even get a simple girl-on-girl story right!

But not as popular as penetrating Paris Hilton...

I hope this was an intended joke and my mind isn't worse than i thought.

British journalism at its most goodest.

They were probably reading some of the threads on the comment boards. Plenty of 'girl on girl' action there...

Yes, mines the kevlar one with the stab-proof hood...

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As much as I "like" paper (in that it's the only one I can stand to read) I've noticed their hacks cannot cope with any science/technology of any sort, and will always get it wrong - even in their Sci/Tech/Business articles.

The SIndy had a four page spread on the dangers of t'internetting - that was almost as funny as some of the Reg's friday Pub-lishings.

Do you think they even bothered to open up the page, or just stole a quote from google?

</rant>

I for one would not have any problems with 'L' Reg branching out in order to appeal to a wider demographic.

(Hehe... did you notice the pun there... didya? didya?... Ahem...)

is good publicity. So they say.

It's just a shame the 'Phorm' story isn't getting the same coverage!

Of course, if it were to involve some 'girl-on-girl' action, as opposed to just another "big business screws joe public" scenario, then maybe they'd get interested.

how about hitting them back?

to everyone that's using an on-line public bookmark service, like del.icio.us: please bookmark http://www.independent.co.uk/ under the keywords "lesbian on-line magazine"

let's see how they like it.

/Hoists the pirate flag on this occasion. Arrrrrr!

Well, not a shocker really.

I read the Indy when I want to get angry about something. I could just read the Daily Mail/Express, but frankly I prefer to peruse something that has been written for someone who's mental age breaches double figures. Even if it's only just.

Anyway, I'm all up for more penetrating lesbain debate. How about a video interview with some leading lesbians. Preferably on tarpaulin. With an oil shower. And cucumbers.

Paris. Well, obviously.

Steven R

You got to love half assed (or is it pissed and got a deadline reporting) but now I have to worry about my boss catching me reading a lesbian on-line magazine.

Paris as we all want some girl on girl action with her.

From "El Reg" to "Les Regs"?

Paris on the banner, instead of the vulture? Go on - I dare ya!

G'is the one with the hankies in the pocket. Don't care if it's not mine.

Simple. In the next 'extreme porn' story just refer to the Indy as a "specialist donkey-fetish magazine"

This being the Reg it would star Paris and the Eee Pee Cee girl, shirley?

... the article is held in such high esteem that it is an "Editor's Choice"

Who wants to bet that the editor was about 4 lines of code looking for recent articles with more than 20 words in?

I thought so. I'm obviously a lesbian trapped in a man's body

OMG. I just read this as:

Who wants to bet that the editor was about 4 lines of <<coke>> looking for recent articles with more than 20 words in?

I nearly p*ssed myself.

Paris obviously.

Lester Haines, Sarah Bee and Ashley Vance:

LesBeeVance

Now there's a first! :P

...the Indy was obviously making a 'tongue in cheek' comment...

But it is Wednesday, and there's an actual link to it on their 'site.

I'm almost speechless as to how terrifyingly amusing this is.

Just, haha, I can't think of it. How is it possible to respond to something that is described as credible without checking it out?

How can anyone fail to possibly spot that this 'site is definitely not a Gay 'site?

Journalism, there is none.

Present company excepted.

/specs 'cos of not actually reading something before reporting.

So y'all really enjoy analyzing artwork which ladies-loving-ladies would find finger-licking delicious...

Boffin, 'cause that's what I am.

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ermm me..:D

Icon:

Grabbing my coat and doing a runner...

Errrmmm... shouldn't there be a comma after "Bill"?

Or is it that Bill *hasn't* been emotionally stimulated by all the references to lesbian (Lesbian??) sex... ?

She just can't believe she's been rumbled.

She's the first of a wave of Lesbian Battle Clones deployed undercover to slip inside El Reg.

But still available at:

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:dOpQUXDezpoJ:www.independent.co.uk/news/europe/who-are-the-real-lesbians-821610.html+the+register+lesbian+on-line+magazine&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

or

http://tinyurl.com/4j8c5w

for a while yet.

This is clearly Lesbian retaliation for Lester Haines article 'Gay Americans favour hybrid electric vehicles' in which he insultingly refers to the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender community as GLBT instead of the correct LGBT. The lesbians always come first ! If in doubt, googlefight - LGBT 7,700,000 results, GLBT 5,590,000 results

Roger Alton is to newspaper owners what Paris Hitlon is to newspaper editors. He has whored out the Observer and worthy journalists like Richard Ingrams went to the Indy just to avoid him. If anyone writes to the Indy again please forward this previous related Register article -

Harvard Man in lesbian mix-up wants satire clearly labeled

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/17/podcast_drag_queen_confusion/

for the biggest number of paris icon's in a comment thread???

... and yes, I'll add to it :D