The Battle of Lesbos - a bitter struggle between practitioners of the Sapphic arts and true Lesbians for the right to bear the name of the sun-kissed Aegean island - took a dramatic turn earlier this week as militant lesbians attempted a beach landing at the lightly-defended resort of Eressos, in the process outflanking militant …
I was wondering where my palm tree had got to! Been waiting weeks for BA to get back to me about it, but obviously I should have just asked El Reg first!
Nicely done - yay for the swords and guns as well. Thought it might be NSFW when I saw the headline...
Class touch about T5 too :)
Am I the only one who remembers a Spitting Image sketch with Neil Kinnock on Weekend World whoring for votes and saying "Lesbians! Lovely lesbians!"
When I grow up I want to be a journalist too - that way my Mom will stop bitching at me for playing with my little brothers toys.
I hope these reenactments are a regular feature of El Reg. A bit of exclusive material is exactly what is needed and these are better than BOFH by a long shot.
"Lesbian battle clones"?
More of this sort of thing please.
Finally, some hardhiting pictures
Just for our (my) curiosity, can you post a picture to show how big your Playmobil collection is.
Paris? Because I drool over her too.
Are the premier way to make light of any situation now. Keep 'em coming!
hahaha hahahahaha ha haha ahhaaaaaa
it must be Friday w00t!
...far too much time on their hands. I can't believe i interupted my friday afternoon nap for this!
Playmobile!!!! Bring it on!!
That's it. That's all the input you are going to get, or need.
Thank Playmobil It's Friday!
...Back from the pub a tad early today... Or are they wifi enabled?
"ladies who have no connection with lesbos"
I reckon that the Duplo figures are a hit. There is so much more you could do with them - perhaps a regular reature, or a RegDuplo content stream, or summat.
This is the exact type of hard-hitting, exclusive journalism that El Reg needs. Keep up the good work!
Lester Haines may your scrotum shrivel and rot!!! A curse on your testicular orbs!!!!!!
Imagine my horror, my disappointment, when - sincerely believing I was about to view buxom beauties having a go at it - I clicked on that lousy link to see plastic doo-dahs!!!!!
Rot in hell, Lester Haines, rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Paris, of course, because she would have showed the real thing(s))
Yahoo! It's the weekend, let the madness commence!
The Irish contingent..
..Turned up in Lisburn.
(I'm allowed, me father's mother was oirish)
The donkey jacket, ta.
Now any chance of posting a larger resolution form of this pic (and other Playmobil classics) so I can use them as backgrounds on my desktop and thus maintain that "thank god it's Friday" chortle factor feeling all through the week - pretty please?
Niel Kinnock as a Spitting Image
"Lsbians, lovely Lesbians"... aaaah yes indeed (showing my age a bit)... and there's, "Black people, lovely lovely Black people, and Children, all those wonderful Children".
Mind you, couldn't type any of that these days or we'd end up getting arrested for sexism, racism and/or paedophilia. Ooops, better just go and hand ourselves into the thought police now - save them the expense of looking for us.
I'm a lesbian...
...trapped in a man's body.
Mine's the androgenous one...
Is that Lego or Playmobil? I think we should be told!
More of this, please
Your plastic pal that's fun to be with
I can see somebody has been having fun with plastic, but what has that to do with lesbians? I'll get my coat...
Yeah .... plus one for that. Just got a new monitor so I need some 1920x1200 Playmobile Wallpaper.
Gotta admit I rather agree. Frankly it is tiring to be titillated by the NSFW tag, only to see tiny plastic bosoms worth nothing to oogle over.
Please, could El Reg change that tag to something more appropriate, like NSFL, and keep the NSFW for real, honest-to-goodness bulgarian airbags (inflated or not) ?
You can buy Lesbian olives on our local market
Anyway, lots of effort has gone into this - the lighting angle is even correct. Oh how I wish I had the chance to do this at work.
Its a fake
That photograph is clearly a fake. The good ship Martina Navratilova can be seen to be made of plastic, whereas the real thing would be tongue and groove.
Aw, how rotten for you to be titillated by the prospect of plastic bosoms, only to be thwarted with the sight of other plastic bosoms.
Think of it as titillation training.
so that lesbian has crabs then..
that is all.
@ Nicholas Ettel
Dammit! The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.[/pet peeve]
That is all.
Apologies to Rugby Clubs everywhere
(To the tune of "Good Ship Venus")
'Twas on the good ship Navratilova,
Where blokes have no leg over,
A Crew of Dykes that really likes,
to come like a supernova.
Playmobil on Friday
Playmobil on Friday
Playmobil on Friday
From the Vulture Central Crew.
The Captain's name was Lettice,
By Christ she had a fetish,
For Friday Fun with everyone
who likes their toys coquettish
The First mates' name was Charlotte,
She was a dirty harlot
Ms Sarah Bee was there you see
for an article in "Scarlet"
The Second mate was Haines
They had her clapped in chains,
'cos her funny pic of a sailing ship
didn't mention Seamen Staines.
The third mate was Lewis Page,
She worked for minimum wage
Rub her erogenous zone with a Predator Drone
and pray she's of legal age.
Titter ye not!
@Steve (@Nicholas Ettel)
"Dammit! The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.[/pet peeve]"
What? You mean Legos isn't the island next door to Lesbos.
(But being pedantic, Lego isn't supposed to be used as a head noun, so should never be pluralised. </pet_peeve>)
Lego people have knees up at their groin and very flat square fleet.
If you really want to feat you eyes on the complete playmobil range try this for size
My kids had both but i always favoured the playmobil stuff as it was much more lifelike !!
IT - because it would seem that lots of us who have playmobil experience end up here on friday afternoon - when all the rest of the "workers" have gone home
...for reminding me it's Friday.
@ Solomon Grundy; @ Dave
@ Solomon Grundy
"I hope these reenactments are a regular feature of El Reg. A bit of exclusive material is exactly what is needed and these are better than BOFH by a long shot."
Agreed on point 1, MORE of these...
But, "...better than BOFH by a long shot"? Them's fightin' words!
"(To the tune of "Good Ship Venus")
'Twas on the good ship Navratilova..."
Well done, Sir!
back from the pub too early
or still there...
but TGIF (Thank Gawd It's Friday)
More of this hard-hitting investigative journalism, please.
I was expecting this, OR
A screenshot from South Park.
welcome our new lesbian battle clone overlords!
I had something clever to say...
My clever comment is really better expressed thusly: you guys worry me.
(Keep up the good work!)
or should that be oooh AARRRRRRR?
looks like the one laying face down is about to get a dose of crabs.
Paris, because she likes to lick the split as well.
Tongue and groove! Love it!!
Of hard hitting journalism.
>two Ellen Degeneres lipstick lesbian battle clones
You only get to deploy that in the wild once in a lifetime. Award winning.
Come sail away!
This is the best answer to a silly argument! High quality mockery. And I know what ship I want MY cruise on!
Anyway, are there more citizens of Lesbos, or actual Lesbians? I'm not worried, I think we have them outnumbered.
What we need now is a Lego rendering of Herr Cruise and the Freewinds admiralty... BrickRolling?
T5 - "It won't be back!"
Nope, just the lappy bag please...
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