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Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

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Charlie

Title 

Not to be pedantic (cough) but surely it's Lesbian when referring to the islanders and lesbian when referring to gay women?

Anonymous Coward

"Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos" 

Coat

I've seen the film......

Mines the dirty Mac....

Chris Collins

Hot 

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Plenty of hot Lesbian on Lesbian action, 20 deg C today in Greece:

http://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?wealocations=wc:GRXX0040

Craig Errington

Mud wrestling is the only answer 

Paris Hilton

Lesbian on lesbian contest is the only way to settle this dispute

Paris because...well.

Chris

Question 

But what about sapphists who live on Lesobs? I don't think they've thought this through properly.

Moz

Eh? 

Joke

How can you have a Gay and Lesbian Union? Doesn't that make the whole lot heterosexual?

Dave Ross

I parsed that as... 

Paris Hilton

Lesbians "turn on" lesbians...

Paris for no particular reason, honest... ;)

Anonymous Coward

Lesbosian 

Coat

a Lesbosian, probably better than being a Higgs Boson (less prodding)

Mark

Garrison.... 

Coat

This is LESBOS!!!

Sarah Bee

Re: Garrison.... 

(Written by Reg staff)

Ah, it's threads like this that make it all worthwhile.

Er, keep it cle... oh, never mind.

Anonymously Deflowered

Playmobil scene, please! 

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that is all.

H

expect similar action soon... 

Paris Hilton

... from Dick van Dyke

Paris. You know/wish she's been there.

tranquil

re: the registers proposed compromise 

Boffin

... and if enthusiasts of the ancient Greek poet Sappho want there word back?

Ash

This thread... 

Joke

... means nothing without pictures!

I'm looking at you, Ms Bee.

Anonymous Coward

Does this mean.. 

.. you can get male Lesbians?

hugo tyson

Appelation Controllee? 

Paris Hilton

One can't help but be reminded of the fuss made by idiot Merkins when the Black Dyke Mills brass band went on tour... Should residents of Victoria (Oz) also complain that we think they're tall-hatted besuited gentlemen and crinoline-and-bonnet-wearing ladies from the Age of Steam when they refer to themselves?

quin parker

Erm 

IT Angle

Google is putting up some interesting ads on this story.

lokiprime

Transvestites.... 

Flame

@ AC

Male Lesbians are called Transvestites :D

David Wiernicki

Would they be satisfied... 

Coat

...if the lesbians only had platonic relationships?

Hollerith

what happened to Lesvos? 

That is an alternative name for the island, and I thought they were taking this up.

'Lesbian' for women has been used for well over 150 years, so it is a bit late. Barn door, horse, etc., folks. It's like objecting to the word 'gay' being 'hijacked' when it's had the homosexual meaning since the early 1800s, if not earlier.

I also take exception to the idea that having the word 'Lesbian' associated with gay women mans that all residents of the island are suffering from psychological 'rape'. It is only if you think lesbianism is an evil, deranged, poisoned, warped way of life. But surely in the Euro zone, we don't feel that being called 'gay' when we're not is something so terrible that we will be rendered insane.

And fellow El Reg posters -- wouldn't it be wise to assuem that lesbians are amongst you? Would you say some of these posted words to the face of a lesbian colleague?

Anonymous Coward

brilliant 

Coat

"...continue to use lesbian with gay abandon..."

Chuckle.

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. Yep, I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Big Al

So very... 

Heart

... tongue in cheek, this story.

Hopefully.

The heart because, well, it just had to be.

Gerhardt

It's 

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Lesbians, but only in Greece.

Not trying to be fanny, but we should stiffly resist any attempts to mud wrestle this thread away from good clean, shaven, fun -- and stop being punning linguists.

Anonymous Coward

*snigger* 

Pirate

The potential for jokes about this story is huge. One thing I would say, the inhabitants of Lesbos had better be in bloody good shape - the lesbians I know brook no stupidity and are bloody good in a fight (a few are very competent at martial arts and at least one is good with a sword). I sure wouldn't argue with them!

Please do a playmobil on this story!!!

Skull and crossbones because it's very dangerous to incur the wrath of lesbians.

Tanya Cumpston

male lesbian 

"A male lesbian is a physiologically heteosexual male who wishes he'd been born a girl. He feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. He may be a crossdresser or consider himself transgendered, but he is probably not transsexual. His ideal would be to be able to be his feminine self in a relationship with a biological female. If he is open about this, he may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities."

See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male+lesbian

Eponymous Howard

Noooooo! 

Flame

You mean Trivial Pursuit has been lying to me all these years? It says they are called Lesbosians.

Paul

Can't we all just get along... 

Surely the most satisfactory result would be for the island to issue it's own ".les" domain...which would then make them a few bob through all the registrations ?

Anonymously Deflowered

@quin parker 

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"Big Wet Fannys

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Good old yellow.... erm, I mean Good old google ads.

Eden

I need 

Citizenship so I can delcare myself officially a Non Dom Lesbian (Male).

Kanhef

Silliness 

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Just change the official Anglicization to 'Lesvos'. End of problem. Or call it 'Midilli', but the Greeks wouldn't be too happy.

Anonymous Coward

Sappho, fragment 28 

"

Hadst thou felt desire for things good or noble, and had not thy tongue framed some evil speech, shame had not filled thine eyes, but thou hadst spoken honestly about it.

"

Seriously, this peurility of comment is embarrassing to me (straight male). Watch your videos and I'll watch mine but don't discuss, as some kind of entertaining freaks, women who just happen to like women.

Anonymous Coward

Sappho-quoting AC 

Heart

Don't worry pet, as a real-life lesbian (the lady-loving kind, not the Greek kind) it's taken in good humour. We're not scary man-hating militants y'know! I love blokes, I just don't wanna shag them.

Anyway, as the island is really called Lesvos, this is surely only an issue for the Lesvians in the UK? I'm very puzzled. Publicity grab methinks. Greeks never refer to their islands by the Anglicised name. I mean, no Kerkyran would say they were from 'Corfu'.

Gay Girly Geekette, who knows that Aphrodite could kick Sappho's arse.

David

Male lesbians... 

...certainly exist. I have met a gay man who came from Lesbos.

Anonymous John

What next? 

Will the Canary Islands object to a certain yellow bird being named after them?

Paul Charters

@moz 

Unhappy

Well...no...it makes it another organisation that discriminates against straight people...

alyn

Cunning Stunts 

What are the residents of Phuket called?

jeremy

erm history 

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Didn't lesbians get their name from the women only religion based on this island many many years ago.

Just like the word vandal, lesbian comes from a quite appropriate historical source relating to a people with whom it was first associated.

This greek chap is a muppet who doesn't understand how language works.

Pierre

Re: male lesbian (Tanya Cumpston) 

""A male lesbian is a physiologically heteosexual male who wishes he'd been born a girl. He feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. He may be a crossdresser or consider himself transgendered, but he is probably not transsexual. His ideal would be to be able to be his feminine self in a relationship with a biological female. If he is open about this, he may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities.""

So, just a new name for Emo kids then?

Stephen Hurd

Uh... they're greek? 

Stop

So the island is not "Lesbos" nor "Lesvos" but Λέσβος

What's the problem again?

Blubster

It should be easy.. 

Coat

to tell lesbians from Lesbos islanders - the islanders don't wear donkey jackets.

Mine's the one with the furry muff

Jamie

Women 

Paris Hilton

Almost makes as much sense as the Women Rights groups in Canada wanting the name of a small viallage in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador changed to something other than Dildo as it is demeaning and degrading to women, who cares if it has had this name for over 100 years.

Instead put on a bikini and some baby oil and wrestle.

do I need a reason for the avatar with this type of article.

PS. Where is the IT angle (had to be stated)

Anonymous Coward

vandals and lesbians 

Heart

Yes lesbians did get their name after the particular women only based religion on this island - to be 'like a lesbian' is very old and as such has its origin from the association with the ruling female population at the island during the antique period. It does seem odd that they would be 'embarrased' by something which has its origin in their own history. It is not even a negative association. Vandals on the other hand have got their name 'vandalized' by the historically constructed defamation by the Romans. Vandals: originally a tribe living somewhere on the northen coast of what is today Polen. By the early vikings they were named something like 'wendes' which is related to the english word 'friends'. The vikings called this tribe for 'friends' presumably because it was one of the (few?) non nordic tribes with which they dealt with as friends. During the folk time of tribe movements in europe (after the birth of christ somewhere between year 0 up to approx year 400) the tribe formerly known by the Vikings as 'friends' moved south through europe down through spain and to north africa. After initially being abused and treated disrespectfully by Rome they mobilized and eventually succesfully sacked Rome. By being succesful in their seizure of Rome and inflicting noticable destruction on the city Rome had been 'vandalized'. So while the word 'vandal' originates from the word 'friend' it is no more associated with this originally positive meaning.

Anonymous Coward

Oh, my sweet potatoes!!!! 

Paris Hilton

They should make the female inhabitants of the island (fit ones of course) fight the fit lady-loving ladies for the name. This should happen once a year and involve very brief swimwear and lots of oil.....

This is the best news story ever!!!!

Paris - Because nothing else seems right.

Cameron Colley

Offesive language... 

This would all be "solved" if people used language correctly.

Alas, the ingorant are destined to take over.

Anonymous Coward

@vandals and lesbians 

You meant 'fwendes'?

Indeed, the one with the picture of Elmer Fu... Righto, Never Darken Your Doorway etc. Yes, I heard you first time thanks

Mycho

Look on the bright side 

At least Boris Johnson hasn't commented on it yet.

Did he ever actually apologise to all those places?

Curtis

I can't blame them... 

Coat

I wouldn't sleep with a guy either

IGMC

Juliette Martens

That must be 

Coat

a blow to the lesbians!!

Er - ah, uhm, maybe not.

Happy queensday everybody - at least we DID get a little logo on google.nl

oldfartuk

@ Title 

Paris Hilton

Ok, so if there successful, will there next be an action by Farmers and Landscapers to stop them using the word 'Dyke' ?

Anonymous Coward

I vote for a Playmobil reconstruction 

Boffin

sad boffin, 'cause that's me!

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